cheesy pick up lines / one liner jokes...

[LeyaFalcon]

All ground up and kept in the freezer??? Ahhh I would run the other way!!

 

[RichardNailder]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 6485449, member: 114093"]You pick up girls by simply leaning on your keyboard?

Works for me!

 

[RichardNailder]

I usually start out with something simple and direct like;

Do you swallow?

 

[LeyaFalcon]

Works for me!

this is hilarious

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Seriöst?

Testad och bekräftad.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Testad och bekräftad.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Hey Baby, wanna go for a ride?
or Hey Sexy, you are looking good, Whats your name?
Hola Mamacita, que linda!
Damn Gurl! You Fine as Fuck! Are you a model?
I got a cabin in the mountains, you can be as loud as you want

 

[Death-Proof-69]

 

[LeyaFalcon]

"Are you from ireland because when i look at you my penis is Dublin?" :dunno:

hahahahahah OMG that's beyond hilarious and cheesy! I love it!

 

[Flex_Singh]

Heathens....

I´ll translate it but it doesnt make a hell of a lot of sense in english:
Hey beans, want to go back to my pod and seed?

lol 2 funny

 

[LeyaFalcon]

That guy looks soooo creepy I love it

 

[PINKEVILFARMER]

how much does a polar bear weigh ?................................................ enough to break the ice
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do you like lego ? ............. no ? ............ that's a shame, lets fuck
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do you like lego ? .................... yes ?................ that's cool, want to fuck ?

 

[LeyaFalcon]

What does fucking have to do with legos??

how much does a polar bear weigh ?................................................ enough to break the ice
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do you like lego ? ............. no ? ............ that's a shame, lets fuck
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do you like lego ? .................... yes ?................ that's cool, want to fuck ?

 

[gunslingingbird]

What's six inches long and didn't get sucked on Valentine's Day?























Whitney Houston's crack pipe. :1orglaugh

 

[LeyaFalcon]

Woooooow

What's six inches long and didn't get sucked on Valentine's Day?























Whitney Houston's crack pipe. :1orglaugh

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

i put the STD in stud.... all i need is U

 

[CunningStunts]

You must be Irish... cuz when I look at you, my penis is Dublin.

 

[LeyaFalcon]

i put the STD in stud.... all i need is U

OMG thats the creepiest thing I've ever heard!!! *runs away*

 

[RichardNailder]

i put the STD in stud.... all i need is U

 

[RichardNailder]

I just got in my new business cards.....