because it confuses people when they are *****
cheesy pick up lines / one liner jokes...
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because it confuses people when they are *****
Harley Spencer
Verified Performer
Someone actually asked me what my sign is once. And my boyfriend of the time was with me. Creeper.
Next time someone asks me what my sign is, I'm going to tell them when my birthday is and see if they can figure it out themselves. If they can't, then clearly they aren't actually into astrology and should reconsider their pickup line. Fake does not work on me.
Funny does though. If the line is cheesy and funny enough, I might laugh, tell you how awful it is, and ***** with you.
Next time someone asks me what my sign is, I'm going to tell them when my birthday is and see if they can figure it out themselves. If they can't, then clearly they aren't actually into astrology and should reconsider their pickup line. Fake does not work on me.
Funny does though. If the line is cheesy and funny enough, I might laugh, tell you how awful it is, and ***** with you.
Honey your finer looking than a new set of snow tires.
DR. B
Closed Account
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Harley Spencer
Verified Performer
Are you trying to do seduce me Doctor?
DR. B
Closed Account
Why? Are you seducible?
Harley Spencer
Verified Performer
I might be. How about you find out?
RichardNailder
Approved Content Owner
Hey girl, how bout I to take you to my house where we can pretend we're married - after we consummate the marriage, I'll dump your skinny ass and pay you $200 in alimony if you leave without an argument.
(Note - for ugly girls and dirl, you can offer much less)
(Note - for ugly girls and dirl, you can offer much less)
RichardNailder
Approved Content Owner
You, my lady, could get MUCH more "alimony"! :yesyes:
Harley Spencer
Verified Performer
Yes, $200 is not sufficient. My modeling rates alone are more than $200.
But, for girls that aren't models, I'm sure that $200 sounds lovely.
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Harley Spencer
Verified Performer
I'll give you a bag of Doritos and and some gas money.
Deal?
Gas money? I don't drive, so... no.
How bout some cig money and a taco? Then we might have a deal.
Supafly
Back for Good
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
Gas money? I don't drive, so... no.
How bout some cig money and a taco? Then we might have a deal.
I can do the taco. But you'll have to support your disgusting habits on your own...
I jest. I smoke cigarettes when I'm really fucking *****. So not very often, but a couple times a year.
"D'you like diamonds?" Yeah, "well suck my cock, it's a gem."
"Hi my name's Pogo, d'ya wanna jump on my stick?"
"Do you like flowers?" "well get your tu-lips around this."
"D'ya fancy a fuck?"
'No!'
"Well, would you mind lying down while I have one?"
"Hi my name's Pogo, d'ya wanna jump on my stick?"
"Do you like flowers?" "well get your tu-lips around this."
"D'ya fancy a fuck?"
'No!'
"Well, would you mind lying down while I have one?"
Lolita_Borgia
Verified Performer
My reply to cheesy 1 liners... "quite frankly I would prefer to go home & finger myself!!!"
Generally get a few eyebrow raises & shocked expressions with that reply *hehe* xXx :eek:
Generally get a few eyebrow raises & shocked expressions with that reply *hehe* xXx :eek:
Deepcover
Closed Account
My love for you is like diarrhea, cause girl I just can't hold it in...
What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply...
Hey I just saved a bunch of money on my ***** support by switching to condoms. Want to get in on the savings?...
What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply...
Hey I just saved a bunch of money on my ***** support by switching to condoms. Want to get in on the savings?...
ApolloBalboa
Was King of the Board for a Day
LeyaFalcon
Verified Performer
ewwwww on the diarrhea and LOL at the condoms!!
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