LeyaFalcon
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All ground up and kept in the freezer??? Ahhh I would run the other way!!
cheesy pick up lines / one liner jokes...
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RichardNailder
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RichardNailder
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I usually start out with something simple and direct like;
Do you swallow?
Do you swallow?
LeyaFalcon
Verified Performer
this is hilarious
FreeOnes_Anders
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Testad och bekräftad.
Hey Baby, wanna go for a ride?
or Hey Sexy, you are looking good, Whats your name?
Hola Mamacita, que linda!
Damn Gurl! You Fine as Fuck! Are you a model?
I got a cabin in the mountains, you can be as loud as you want
or Hey Sexy, you are looking good, Whats your name?
Hola Mamacita, que linda!
Damn Gurl! You Fine as Fuck! Are you a model?
I got a cabin in the mountains, you can be as loud as you want
LeyaFalcon
Verified Performer
hahahahahah OMG that's beyond hilarious and cheesy! I love it!
lol 2 funny
LeyaFalcon
Verified Performer
That guy looks soooo creepy I love it
how much does a polar bear weigh ?................................................ enough to break the ice
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do you like lego ? ............. no ? ............ that's a shame, lets fuck
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do you like lego ? .................... yes ?................ that's cool, want to fuck ?
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do you like lego ? ............. no ? ............ that's a shame, lets fuck
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do you like lego ? .................... yes ?................ that's cool, want to fuck ?
LeyaFalcon
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What does fucking have to do with legos??
What's six inches long and didn't get sucked on Valentine's Day?
Whitney Houston's crack pipe. :1orglaugh
Whitney Houston's crack pipe. :1orglaugh
LeyaFalcon
Verified Performer
Woooooow
i put the STD in stud.... all i need is U
You must be Irish... cuz when I look at you, my penis is Dublin.
LeyaFalcon
Verified Performer
OMG thats the creepiest thing I've ever heard!!! *runs away*
RichardNailder
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RichardNailder
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I just got in my new business cards.....
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