"I'm glad that I brought my library card... 'cause I'm totally checking you out"
cheesy pick up lines / one liner jokes...
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"Are you from Nashville? Because you are the only Ten I see."
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
"Did anyone ever tell you that your eyes look like space crystals?" - 60% of the time it works every time.
winterwarz
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Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.Ok so I like to laugh and hear awful cheesy pick up lines and cheesy one liner jokes so share your favorites
¡Güerita color de llanta, ya llegó tu rin cromado! 
DR. B
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one-liner jokes:
I want to die peacefully in my *****, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
I don't trust anything that ****** for five days and doesn't die.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
I want to die peacefully in my *****, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
I don't trust anything that ****** for five days and doesn't die.
If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
:rofl2:
LeyaFalcon
Verified Performer
LOL I like the grandpa one and the payments one!!
L3ggy
Special Operations FOX-HOUND
Seriöst?
I remember this line from an early episode of "Perfect Strangers". Balki says something that stuck in my head.
"...Let me shine your shoes with my heart"
-Then he drops down at her feet, chest first.
He says it at about 0:19 (excuse the Turkish subtitles)
I would love to know how that would work on someone.
"...Let me shine your shoes with my heart"
-Then he drops down at her feet, chest first.
He says it at about 0:19 (excuse the Turkish subtitles)
I would love to know how that would work on someone.
LeyaFalcon
Verified Performer
lol I don't get it?? Guess im slow?
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
CONSENT! Not very funny, but it is a one liner and I find that it works every time.
:violent:
"Did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?"
(Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.)
She would say,"What are doing"
resond,"Oh, you were made in Heaven."
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
"Are you a kleptomaniac-or did you steal my heart on purpose?"
"You look almost perfect...the only thing I can see that's wrong is your lips...they're not touching mine."
Are You from Tennesee?
Because You're the only ten-I-See.
and the funniest one.....
"Is your *** a carpenter? (no, why?) 'cause you're givin' me a woody!"
(Take a look at the tag on the girls shirt, jacket, etc.)
She would say,"What are doing"
resond,"Oh, you were made in Heaven."
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
"I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?"
"Are you a kleptomaniac-or did you steal my heart on purpose?"
"You look almost perfect...the only thing I can see that's wrong is your lips...they're not touching mine."
Are You from Tennesee?
Because You're the only ten-I-See.
and the funniest one.....
"Is your *** a carpenter? (no, why?) 'cause you're givin' me a woody!"
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
No, no. It's like this - "I like my coffee like I like my women: filled with *****."
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