Breaking News: Limbaugh Rushed to hospital with chest pains

[sharpshooter22]

Dear Partisans

Rush has been dieting successfully of late. Perhaps his cardiologist had a word and that word was a bit too late. Damn nicotine. I wish him a speedy recovery and the best American treatment for his personality disorder.

I don't know how he got so damn fat to begin with. Most of what he eats just feeds his ego don't cha think?

Whoa...I channeled Palin for a second there. :eek:

 

[meesterperfect]

^ its , stupid , lame, comments like that that make me proud not to be a dem.
these are the people you have on your side!
mo-rons.

 

[sporty_carr]

That fat ass blabbering SOB Rush Limbaugh is not a genuine conservative.

So give me a name.......who do you consider a true conservative?

 

[Jack Davenport]

Because I realize while entertaining... truth is not his shtick, entertainment is. I would prefer serious issues be dealt with in terms of the whole truth even if entertaining...not pure entertainment.:o

A mere cursory examination of the facts by an objective mind should reveal the deceptive but deft navigation through facts, half-truths and sometimes lies Rush employs to lead the inclined and/or impressionable mind to believe other than the whole truth.

I would hope that an outside or independent firm would be conducting the examination. You are about as objective as a jonesing coke addict choosing between this month's rent or a speedball.

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

We wouldn't win anything by his death. The dipshit class of conservatives is a modern-day Medusa. You sever one of its heads and it immediately regrows two asses.

Hydra?

 

[GregCentauro]

Hydra?

Yes! Funny how nobody noticed for an entire page.

I stand rightfully corrected. I should have checked my facts. I probably had too much mushrooms last night. The mycology vs. mythology conundrum. Who cares?

It was a brilliant post. Most likely the best post ever to appear on any message board in the history of mankind. Marcel Proust would have killed for a line like mine.

With regards to LaLiLuLeLohan I gladly repeat my epic joke in a revised version *drumroll*

We wouldn't win anything by his death. The dipshit class of conservatives is a modern-day Hydra. You sever one of its heads and it immediately regrows two asses.

:angels:

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

Yes! Funny how nobody noticed for an entire page.

I stand rightfully corrected. I should have checked my facts. I probably had too much mushrooms last night. The mycology vs. mythology conundrum. Who cares?

It was a brilliant post. Most likely the best post ever to appear on any message board in the history of mankind. Marcel Proust would have killed for a line like mine.

With regards to LaLiLuLeLohan I gladly repeat my epic joke in a revised version *drumroll*

We wouldn't win anything by his death. The dipshit class of conservatives is a modern-day Hydra. You sever one of its heads and it immediately regrows two asses.

:angels:

See, now it's funny to everybody...even anal mythology nerds.

You're welcome.



Wait, "anal mythology"...? Hmmm.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Yes! Funny how nobody noticed for an entire page.

I stand rightfully corrected. I should have checked my facts. I probably had too much mushrooms last night. The mycology vs. mythology conundrum. Who cares?

It was a brilliant post. Most likely the best post ever to appear on any message board in the history of mankind. Marcel Proust would have killed for a line like mine.

With regards to LaLiLuLeLohan I gladly repeat my epic joke in a revised version *drumroll*

We wouldn't win anything by his death. The dipshit class of conservatives is a modern-day Hydra. You sever one of its heads and it immediately regrows two asses.

:angels:

I commented on the post during a cigarette break from fighting here. I no longer wish to use the line for partisan politics in the future.


This has diminished you in my eyes.

 

[jasonk282]

Get well Rush:hatsoff:

 

[Facial_King]

Word has it he was in Hawaii trying to get to the bottom of Obama's fake birth certificate.

Hope he didn't OD on a bad mix of ("his friend's") Viagra and Oxycontin.

 

[Friday on my mind]

I would bet he will be ok,only the good die young.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Friday[/URL][/B] on my mind, post: 3988487, member: 44516"]I would bet he will be ok,only the good die young.

Shithead :1orglaugh

 

[Hot Mega]

I would hope that an outside or independent firm would be conducting the examination. You are about as objective as a jonesing coke addict choosing between this month's rent or a speedball.

Understandable from someone who seems as allergic to facts as some of the other yokels around here who depend on how things sound and not how they really are.

"Keep on truckin' baby.."

 

[Jack Davenport]

Understandable from someone who seems as allergic to facts as some of the other yokels around here who depend on how things sound and not how they really are.

"Keep on truckin' baby.."

So your "facts" are the only facts that matter.:1orglaugh

Everyday in my profession I deal with the circumstances and facts in a particular matter. My ability to discern them has put bread on the table for a few years now.

You sir are no more than a partisan hack who at a moments notice will whine about a holier than thou attitude while attempting to come across as an objective free thinker. Somewhere along the line your credibilty is lost with the name calling and elitist odor.


Have you you ever read some of your own posts from the POV of others that may read it? The piety and pompousness is laughable. In a nutshell, "I am right, you are wrong" all the while claiming to have a command of the facts.

It us much more healthier to embrace your partisanship and debate them in that footing than this psuedo intellectual posting style you display at the moment.

But I must say it is indeed an honor to have met albeit on a messageboard, someone that has never been wrong once in their life.

 

[Hot Mega]

So your "facts" are the only facts that matter.:1orglaugh

Everyday in my profession I deal with the circumstances and facts in a particular matter. My ability to discern them has put bread on the table for a few years now.

You sir are no more than a partisan hack who at a moments notice will whine about a holier than thou attitude while attempting to come across as an objective free thinker. Somewhere along the line your credibilty is lost with the name calling and elitist odor.


Have you you ever read some of your own posts from the POV of others that may read it? The piety and pompousness is laughable. In a nutshell, "I am right, you are wrong" all the while claiming to have a command of the facts.

It us much more healthier to embrace your partisanship and debate them in that footing than this psuedo intellectual posting style you display at the moment.

But I must say it is indeed an honor to have met albeit on a messageboard, someone that has never been wrong once in their life.

You are wrong. (See, I can be objective...)...

But I suppose with all of that banter...you can't find here (on this entire message board) somewhere in which I misrepresent the facts to mislead someone...

You may consider what I say here on this board partisan, even hackery (if you will) likely because you see what you will of my posts...But if you look closely...you will see that I only align myself with consistency and the facts...No matter how they shake out...

But again, you will see what you will...I can't help that nor do I frankly care what someone sees who purposely blinds himself.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

So your "facts" are the only facts that matter.:1orglaugh

Everyday in my profession I deal with the circumstances and facts in a particular matter. My ability to discern them has put bread on the table for a few years now.

You sir are no more than a partisan hack who at a moments notice will whine about a holier than thou attitude while attempting to come across as an objective free thinker. Somewhere along the line your credibilty is lost with the name calling and elitist odor.


Have you you ever read some of your own posts from the POV of others that may read it? The piety and pompousness is laughable. In a nutshell, "I am right, you are wrong" all the while claiming to have a command of the facts.

It us much more healthier to embrace your partisanship and debate them in that footing than this psuedo intellectual posting style you display at the moment.

But I must say it is indeed an honor to have met albeit on a messageboard, someone that has never been wrong once in their life.

OMG! :rofl: :rofl:

What a kettle!

 

[Jack Davenport]

You two should get a room.

 

[Hot Mega]

But I must say it is indeed an honor to have met albeit on a messageboard, someone that has never been wrong once in their life.

When I'm wrong I'm a big enough, secure enough man to admit it. However, me being "wrong" is not gonna happen just because you or some of these other yokels don't like the facts.:wave2:

http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=3766885&postcount=1

http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=3766948&postcount=7

 

[Jack Davenport]

I guess there is always room here for another "useful idiot".

 

[BioDefenseGrad]

We wouldn't win anything by his death. The dipshit class of conservatives is a modern-day Medusa. You sever one of its heads and it immediately regrows two asses.

I'm a conservative and I :1orglaugh at this. Have to recognize funny whenever it occurs.