MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
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I just won a 6-pack of yogurt in an instant win game at Albertsons (U.S. supermarket chain). What I'd like to know is whether or not that is enough for me to finally retire to the French Riviera or not?

Take it from me it is not. You will need twice that or some lube and sell your ass.
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
why does jon keep winning stuff?

That is a very good point.

Free membership of the tarts web site.....

6 cartons of sour milk......

Do you think there is a connection?

Miss Sour faced Tart
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
Is it BBQ weather yet? I rather fancy giving you a spit roast.

I had one in the tool shed yesterday.

I cant wait to be able to do it outside again.

Miss VVHHH
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
What do you think of my new slogan: "Hey, at least I'm more amusing than Charlie Sheen!"? Or do you believe that is setting the bar TOO low?

Oh dear.........
 

larss

I'm watching some specialist videos
We nearly agree. I remember starting out on a tour, by coach, of Scottish distillery's. I somehow managed to be on the same trip as some Canadian Drillers..........Their sole intention, was to get me pissed and fuck me on the coach.

Miss VVHHH
Did they succeed in their intention?


I had one in the tool shed yesterday.

I cant wait to be able to do it outside again.

Miss VVHHH
Didn't it get a bit smoky in the shed?
 

jitna

Eternally hoping to lick Briana
That is a very good point.

Free membership of the tarts web site.....

6 cartons of sour milk......

Do you think there is a connection?

Miss Sour faced Tart

i think its worth further inquiry. just what did he do with 6 cartons of sour milk? and why does he need it while viewing your website? what dastardly plan lays up his sleeve? what contest does he plan on rigging next?
 

Jon S.

Banned
My birthday is March 18th! Any guesses as to what my first name would have been had I been born the day before (according to my mum anyway)?
 

Jon S.

Banned
Come on now, some of you aren't even trying! Or are you? Ha ha ha! Larss was basically right of course! Had I been born hours earlier my name would have been.....well you know! Ha ha ha!
 
Percentage preference of 'fucking' to 'making love'?
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
Did they succeed in their intention?



Didn't it get a bit smoky in the shed?

Yes, yes and are there any other questions on the ask Larss thread?

Miss VVHHH
 
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