Who would you like to see me conjugate with?

Spexy Ashleigh, Vanilla DeVille, Sticky Vicky Vette, Bobbi Eden, Petra the list goes on, Miss H!

Do if before the world ends, too many catastrophes are happening. Such an event of two FreeOnes ladies licking, sucking and kissing would be a good respite from all the tragedies.
 

Jon S.

Banned
Do you suppose in some bizzaro alternate universe that there is a programme titled "The Good Hitler-Evil Jesus Comedy Hour"?
 

Jon S.

Banned
I have two questions today!

1. What is it with me and winning yogurt prizes at Albertsons? I went there today, and this time I won a bottle of a yogurt drink! Am I now any closer to my goal of retiring to the French Riviera?

2. Why on Earth do emoticons seemingly spend so much time masturbating on FreeOnes?:rubbel: Do they have a hard time finding female emoticons or are FreeOnes' emoticons just a bunch of pervs?
 
Miss + Spexy = bliss.

Naughty & Nice
Spice & Sugar
Brunette & Blonde

:drool1::drool1:

In honor (or honour) of Miss Cha-bliss....
:hybrid::hybrid::hybrid::hybrid::hybrid::hybrid:

(Special thanks to 'rock hard' for the creation).:hybrid:
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
That didn't take too long for you to find. ;-)
 
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/petra said:
Petra[/URL][/B], post: 5502633, member: 114093"]That didn't take too long for you to find. ;-)
:hybrid::tongue::D
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
please tell me more about the (editted) hockey sticks and gardner.

I think I will write the hole thing out. It will be a long one but will be worth it in the end.

Miss VVHHH
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
So I take it I do not have your support for President of the World in 2012? Or does your lack of support strictly apply to Miss FreeOnes only? I was going to appoint Miss Hybrid "Tart Minister"! If I can count on your vote and support....I might even see fit that you are appointed "Cockmaster General" or something! Ha ha ha!

I think "Foreign Secretary" would be my choice or "Minister of Whore"
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
Spexy Ashleigh, Vanilla DeVille, Sticky Vicky Vette, Bobbi Eden, Petra the list goes on, Miss H!

Do if before the world ends, too many catastrophes are happening. Such an event of two FreeOnes ladies licking, sucking and kissing would be a good respite from all the tragedies.

I know.

I see Sexy is trying to help out, I hope everyone is supporting her?

Miss Hybrid
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
HA we havent even conquered our home town yet... but when the time comes that we do venture across the Atlantic, can i stay at the Manor? :D :D :D

Hayloft would be available on a 24 / 7 basis.......
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
Do you suppose in some bizzaro alternate universe that there is a programme titled "The Good Hitler-Evil Jesus Comedy Hour"?

I would not be too amazed if has been done already somewhere
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
I have two questions today!

1. What is it with me and winning yogurt prizes at Albertsons? I went there today, and this time I won a bottle of a yogurt drink! Am I now any closer to my goal of retiring to the French Riviera?

2. Why on Earth do emoticons seemingly spend so much time masturbating on FreeOnes?:rubbel: Do they have a hard time finding female emoticons or are FreeOnes' emoticons just a bunch of pervs?

I have asked for some female ones but got told to, "go away you stupid Euro Tart"

I dare not ask again....
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
In honor (or honour) of Miss Cha-bliss....
:hybrid::hybrid::hybrid::hybrid::hybrid::hybrid:

(Special thanks to 'rock hard' for the creation).:hybrid:

Thank you Mister Smega,

:hybrid:

I love it x
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/petra said:
Petra[/URL][/B], post: 5502633, member: 114093"]That didn't take too long for you to find. ;-)

Thank you to Rocky for making it for me and to Petra for sticking it up.

Miss :hybrid:
 
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