ask MissHybrid.com xx

[Kobra]

! who ??? knows.

I can't wait to get the BBQ out

how many do I get?

 

[MissHybrid]

My mother knows that I had a heart attack at the ripe old age of 38, yet she brought be a HUGE plate of bacon (I swear it was 3 pounds or more) and eggs Sunday morning! Is she REALLY trying to kill me?

Follow up question. I had a heart attack though I barely weigh 200 pounds. How the fuck do people get up to 500+ pounds and survive? Ha ha ha!

Was it smoked bacon?

is 173 you birth year ? If it is you are a lot older than your mother is letting on x

 

[who???]

! who ??? knows.

I can't wait to get the BBQ out

no, so I don't know.

Miss Full of herself x

I really don't know what goes on in Jon's head, and I would rather not start trying.

And I should have thought the question on orange coke would be pretty obvious as it is not Chablis!

 

[MissHybrid]

how many do I get?

How many what Keith ? Me and Vanilla

 

[Kobra]

How many what Keith ? Me and Vanilla

haha, I meant the BBQ

 

[MissHybrid]

You're telling me! My dad died at 56 of a heart attack. My maternal grandfather died (WAYYY before I was born) at 48-49 of a heart attack. Then, when they did a heart cath on me, I found out that apparently my arteries are "naturally narrow", plus the "blockage" was in a tiny, delicate, and narrow location, so they opted to leave the blockage in place and treat the condition through medication and lifestyle change. So, needless to say, I have little room to play. Needless to say, I have been eating a lot more salmon and far less hamburgers these days! Ha ha ha!

"Mild" heart attack or not......I'm not aiming for #2! Ha ha ha!


Another question for my favorite Euro Tart: Which is worse, getting pissed, getting pissed off, or getting pissed on?

Getting pissed and having MI's at 38 ! .

 

[MissHybrid]

Damn....this thread has slowed down a bit! Ha ha ha!

Here goes another question:

I just realized that I hit the big 3-9 next Friday (the 18th), and I actually began to feel kinda OLD all of a sudden? Is that normal, or is it mid-life crisis time?

You old fucker xxxx

 

[who???]

haha, I meant the BBQ

In that case Keith, you can take all the BBQ, I'll take Miss H and Vanilla!

 

[MissHybrid]

haha, I meant the BBQ

I know you did xxx

 

[Kobra]

I know you did xxx

although It wouldn't hurt to have both plus one more xxx

 

[Jon S.]

Was it smoked bacon?

is 173 you birth year ? If it is you are a lot older than your mother is letting on x

Yes it was smoked bacon....about 3 pounds cooked! What was she thinking?

There is really a silly explanation behind jbs173! Ha ha ha!

I was assigned it at the Pennsylvania State University (Penn State) when I was a student there. It was my first username for my first e-mail account, and I still use it from time to time!

The jbs, of course are my initials (Jon Bernard Smith)!

The 173 part beats the Hell out of me to be totally honest! Ha ha ha! The only educated guess I could give (and I have thought about it before), is that I was the 173rd student assigned a username at Penn State to have the initials "JBS," because everyone's username was their initials plus 3 numbers.

Besides, I was born in the year 6969 BC, or as they used to call it before Christ, the year 0.....used to call the years before I was born as BJ (sorry to disappoint everyone...that stood for "Before Jon," that that "other" BJ), and the years after I was born were called AJ!

TRJBS.....about 9000 years old and still going strong!

 

[donkeyfarmer]

Lagavulin,

Need I say more?

Agreed, islay scotch is the greatest thing. well, second best, Miss H > Whisky. Laphroaig is my personal favorite

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I don't really like it in the Pussy portal, does that give a clue?

Miss Perfection. 2011 - Infinity

I'll bring the lube.

 

[Jon S.]

I don't really like it in the Pussy portal, does that give a clue?

"Pussy Portal"!?!? Is that like a "doggie door," except for cats?

 

[Jon S.]

I just won a 6-pack of yogurt in an instant win game at Albertsons (U.S. supermarket chain). What I'd like to know is whether or not that is enough for me to finally retire to the French Riviera or not?

 

[jitna]

I just won a 6-pack of yogurt in an instant win game at Albertsons (U.S. supermarket chain). What I'd like to know is whether or not that is enough for me to finally retire to the French Riviera or not?

why does jon keep winning stuff?

 

[larss]

Is it BBQ weather yet? I rather fancy giving you a spit roast.

 

[Jon S.]

What do you think of my new slogan: "Hey, at least I'm more amusing than Charlie Sheen!"? Or do you believe that is setting the bar TOO low?

 

[MissHybrid]

Yes it was smoked bacon....about 3 pounds cooked! What was she thinking?

There is really a silly explanation behind jbs173! Ha ha ha!

I was assigned it at the Pennsylvania State University (Penn State) when I was a student there. It was my first username for my first e-mail account, and I still use it from time to time!

The jbs, of course are my initials (Jon Bernard Smith)!

The 173 part beats the Hell out of me to be totally honest! Ha ha ha! The only educated guess I could give (and I have thought about it before), is that I was the 173rd student assigned a username at Penn State to have the initials "JBS," because everyone's username was their initials plus 3 numbers.

Besides, I was born in the year 6969 BC, or as they used to call it before Christ, the year 0.....used to call the years before I was born as BJ (sorry to disappoint everyone...that stood for "Before Jon," that that "other" BJ), and the years after I was born were called AJ!

TRJBS.....about 9000 years old and still going strong!

I am so pleased I asked!

Miss VVHHH

 

[MissHybrid]

Agreed, islay scotch is the greatest thing. well, second best, Miss H > Whisky. Laphroaig is my personal favorite

We nearly agree. I remember starting out on a tour, by coach, of Scottish distillery's. I somehow managed to be on the same trip as some Canadian Drillers..........Their sole intention, was to get me pissed and fuck me on the coach.

Miss VVHHH