TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
And if you fall asleep there is always the bottle. I love to see the face on the room service staff when they bring breakfast.......knickers, stockings, boots and a bottle with a tide mark. x

Oh that's hot.

Does Miss mind which pleasure portal she gets Chablied in?

P.S. ... with you in the room with me. There's be noooo sleeping.
 

CherylFan

Closed Account
It is just a ribbon I tied around as a choker.

I am far too frightened to tie a chain between my nipples.

Miss Euro Tart

What`s there to be frightened of/about? Just a little chain pulling your nipples togehter. Or do you not like bondage? I think you`d look fantastic tied down, your breasts tied, nipple clamps applied, being fucked in helpless bondage.
 
First off I have just discovered this stunning beautiful lady,oh im embarassed by my stupidity!!!
She is by far my fav porn star now!!

My question is do you like to wear tights in everyday life?I have seen you wearing them in your pics and you look soooooo sexy!
 

Jon S.

Banned
Please forgive me, but I actually have a LEGITIMATE question....ha ha ha!

A few years back, they had something called Orange Coke that was made by Coca-Cola and it was essentially only available in the UK. It was never introduced Stateside. My question is, out of curiosity, did you ever happen to try it, and if so, was it actually any good? Like I said, just curious!
 

Jon S.

Banned
My mother knows that I had a heart attack at the ripe old age of 38, yet she brought be a HUGE plate of bacon (I swear it was 3 pounds or more) and eggs Sunday morning! Is she REALLY trying to kill me?

Follow up question. I had a heart attack though I barely weigh 200 pounds. How the fuck do people get up to 500+ pounds and survive? Ha ha ha!
 

TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
My mother knows that I had a heart attack at the ripe old age of 38, yet she brought be a HUGE plate of bacon (I swear it was 3 pounds or more) and eggs Sunday morning! Is she REALLY trying to kill me?

Follow up question. I had a heart attack though I barely weigh 200 pounds. How the fuck do people get up to 500+ pounds and survive? Ha ha ha!

Genetics. What a bitch they are.
 

Jon S.

Banned
Genetics. What a bitch they are.
You're telling me! My dad died at 56 of a heart attack. My maternal grandfather died (WAYYY before I was born) at 48-49 of a heart attack. Then, when they did a heart cath on me, I found out that apparently my arteries are "naturally narrow", plus the "blockage" was in a tiny, delicate, and narrow location, so they opted to leave the blockage in place and treat the condition through medication and lifestyle change. So, needless to say, I have little room to play. Needless to say, I have been eating a lot more salmon and far less hamburgers these days! Ha ha ha!

"Mild" heart attack or not......I'm not aiming for #2! Ha ha ha!


Another question for my favorite Euro Tart: Which is worse, getting pissed, getting pissed off, or getting pissed on?
 

Jon S.

Banned
Damn....this thread has slowed down a bit! Ha ha ha!

Here goes another question:

I just realized that I hit the big 3-9 next Friday (the 18th), and I actually began to feel kinda OLD all of a sudden? Is that normal, or is it mid-life crisis time?
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
Oh that's hot.

Does Miss mind which pleasure portal she gets Chablied in?

P.S. ... with you in the room with me. There's be noooo sleeping.

I don't really like it in the Pussy portal, does that give a clue?
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
What`s there to be frightened of/about? Just a little chain pulling your nipples togehter. Or do you not like bondage? I think you`d look fantastic tied down, your breasts tied, nipple clamps applied, being fucked in helpless bondage.

I dare say that I may look ok but from my side I would not be happy at all. Of course if I couldn't do anything about it............
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
First off I have just discovered this stunning beautiful lady,oh im embarassed by my stupidity!!!
She is by far my fav porn star now!!

My question is do you like to wear tights in everyday life?I have seen you wearing them in your pics and you look soooooo sexy!

I wear a mix of tights and stockings. Tights are warmer as I rarely wear knickers. I hate chapped lips.
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
Do you enjoy doing jerk encouragement pics/clips? I'm not sure if you've done many, but it seems right up your alley. :D

I do loads and love things that are right up my alley
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
Why do I end virtually every non-question with an "!" instead of a "."? Is that considered bad form?

! who ??? knows.

I can't wait to get the BBQ out
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
Please forgive me, but I actually have a LEGITIMATE question....ha ha ha!

A few years back, they had something called Orange Coke that was made by Coca-Cola and it was essentially only available in the UK. It was never introduced Stateside. My question is, out of curiosity, did you ever happen to try it, and if so, was it actually any good? Like I said, just curious!

no, so I don't know.

Miss Full of herself x
 
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