Jon S.

Banned
Dear TRJBS,

I am hanging my stocking up tonight, would you like to fill it?

Felix is hanging his up too and we are going to sit around the open fire, sing carols and get rat arsed. I love Christmas.

Miss Euro Slapper
Would I like to fill it...but of course I would! Are we talking about the stocking? If so, I think I can bring some coal, Wiggly's Salty Bleach flavoured gum, and a few of William Shatner's albums (yes....he REALLY did record albums). Or, if we are talking about filling "something else", then I might have to break out my pet one-eyed snake! Ha ha ha!

Will there be Christmas crackers and everything? I love Christmas Carols..."deck the halls with my balls Holly...fa fa fa fa fa la la la la!" Classic!

Am I invited? If so, I am so there! Rudolph had been giving me a rough time, so I'll bring some champagne, rum, eggnog, stuffed reindeer stomach, reindeer lasagna, and reindeer tar tar! But, I still have 8 left...so I'll hook up the sleigh and it's off to Hybrid Towers I go!

I am invited.....right? Ha ha ha!
Big is big by definition. It is the same the universe over, unless you have something bigger than my big and then it is simply big but smaller than your big.

Miss not into size at all, except between the ears.
Speaking of which....is it true that the only two things that can be seen with the naked eye from outer space are The Great Wall of China, and when I have my pants off?
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
I'm back to ask you who is favorite basketball player?

I can't name any xxxx

Does Michael Caine play, if he does, it's him?

Miss VVHHH
 

MissHybrid

Head Of Ministry Of Tarts And Tart Team Commander
Official Checked Star Member
Would I like to fill it...but of course I would! Are we talking about the stocking? If so, I think I can bring some coal, Wiggly's Salty Bleach flavoured gum, and a few of William Shatner's albums (yes....he REALLY did record albums). Or, if we are talking about filling "something else", then I might have to break out my pet one-eyed snake! Ha ha ha!

Will there be Christmas crackers and everything? I love Christmas Carols..."deck the halls with my balls Holly...fa fa fa fa fa la la la la!" Classic!

Am I invited? If so, I am so there! Rudolph had been giving me a rough time, so I'll bring some champagne, rum, eggnog, stuffed reindeer stomach, reindeer lasagna, and reindeer tar tar! But, I still have 8 left...so I'll hook up the sleigh and it's off to Hybrid Towers I go!

I am invited.....right? Ha ha ha!

Speaking of which....is it true that the only two things that can be seen with the naked eye from outer space are The Great Wall of China, and when I have my pants off?

You are such a little liar, its my tits x
 

Jon S.

Banned
Best rock band ever...Led Zepplin or someone else?

My "juices" aren't exactly flowing today....that's the best I can do! Ha ha ha!
 

Jon S.

Banned
If there is a train wreck in the woods, and nobody is there to hear it, does Charlie Sheen make a sound? Think about that one! Ha ha ha!
 
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