Ask me (PirateKing) any question you want...

[vodkazvictim]

Sexual harassment accusation.

I'm a guy, she's a girl; it won't fly.

How do you masturbate with your hook?

Do you insert your hook into yourself?

Have you ever been mistaken for Abu Hamza?

 

[PirateKing]

I'm a guy, she's a girl; it won't fly.

How do you masturbate with your hook?

Do you insert your hook into yourself?

Have you ever been mistaken for Abu Hamza?

 

[vodkazvictim]

Did you recieve my vial of anthrax in the post?

 

[PirateKing]

Did you receive my vial of anthrax in the post?

I don't have a mailbox. I just use Greg's or Whimsy's address for any incoming mail.

Wait.....:surprise:

 

[vodkazvictim]

Do you like my new avatar and signature?
What do you do if you step on one of the ship's cat's turds with a brand new peg leg?

 

[mrtrebus]

Why do you allow your Somalian subordinates to go around a stabbing & a stealing?

 

[PirateKing]

Do you like my new avatar and signature?
What do you do if you step on one of the ship's cat's turds with a brand new peg leg?

Your non-existent sig? It's sexy. As for your avatar, random bald guy ftw.

Why do you allow your Somalian subordinates to go around a stabbing & a stealing?

Subordinates? You make it seem like all us pirates are part of a union and share the wealth or something. I don't know those guys. There ain't no treasure to be found on those boats that they're hijacking either. Nah, I'm all about romance. Treasure and booze, that's what a true pirate is about. Where has that ambition gone? The world has gone mad I tell you....

 

[Member442]

Are you going to miss my tongue piercing? I do already

 

[PirateKing]

Are you going to miss my tongue piercing? I do already

You had a tongue piercing? I had no idea.

I guess I've been left out of the damn loop.

 

[D-rock]

So, what's the name of your ship?

 

[RealMenSwallow]

Why are you lying? We all know your dad is the real Pirate King.

 

[Member442]

You had a tongue piercing? I had no idea.

I guess I've been left out of the damn loop.

Yes PK I did. You never looked at my pics when they were up did you or my videos. What kinda of a pervy guy are you? I'm saddened I thought we were close.

 

[lurkingdirk]

May I plunder your booty?

 

[PirateKing]

It's been a while.

 

[D-rock]

Have you ever been kicked in the nuts by an enemy pirate with a peg leg?

 

[vodkazvictim]

Is there a Mrs Pirate King? If not, can I apply for the position? :blowjob:

 

[vodkazvictim]

Do you have a peg leg?
Do you have a peg penis?

 

[bustybbwlover]

why you no answer questions?!!