PirateKing

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Do you think Penelope Cruz is a hot pirate like me? Black Beard is in this movie too.
Yep they both look sexy.
Would you like me shaved or hairy?
What's the point of shaving? Just grow it all out.
Do you think its funny that your ask thread is doing better than mine?
People have a curiosity about pirates. They're really aren't too many of us these days, which is a shame. Apparently romanticism is dead.
what's the best advice you can give in one sentence?
Live the life you want, and use every possible chance and determination to question the world.
Has a parrot ever shit on your shoulder?
No, he wears a butt plug.
 
People have a curiosity about pirates. They're really aren't too many of us these days, which is a shame. Apparently romanticism is dead.



I do agree. That's why I always want to polish your plank but I asked if you thought it was funny. You didn't say yes or no. :mad: Maybe you need to drink a bit less rum when coming to answer your questions:tongue:
 

ApolloBalboa

Was King of the Board for a Day
What should I do if I fall in love with a member here? :uohs:
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
How is the Post Games section treating you?
 

PirateKing

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why do so many people consider the past to be dead rather than that which precipitated the current reality?
Because they would rather not look back at their drunken mistakes.
What should I do if I fall in love with a member here? :uohs:
Get in line.
Vasco De Gama or Magellan?
De Gama. He took no prisoners.
How is the Post Games section treating you?
Did Greg ask you to check up on me?

It's fantastic, I'm having a blast.
How does my seed taste?
:elaugh:
Like my recycled seed.
What does parrot cock taste like, other than a delicacy?
Junior mints.
Why wont my sore throat stop hurting? :( What have you done to me?:crying:
Never drink a pirates rum.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Did you help Osama Bin Laden hide in the Cerne accelerator in Switzerland?
Have you ever thought of hiking in Switzerland?
Late at night in bed, talking to Orville, do you hide your head under the duvet and breathe deep if you fart?
Would you like me to ask more questions when they occur to me later?
Would I be a good Mod?
Would you be a good Mod?
What do you classify as a good Mod?
Do we have any good Mods now?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
What's your address?
What's your mothers maiden name?
What's your sort code?
What's your credit card number? Expiry date? Start date?
What happens if I draw a pentagram with the blood of Blueballs, shit in it and march around it chanting "Baconsalt" many times while fingering my arse, masturbating and wearing a pair of Ullysses underwear on my head?
Why has daddy started maing me wear lipsick after mummy left?
What's a gaiden?
What's the radar cross section of the latest chinese stealth fighter?
How many questions is too many?
If I stab you in the arm and then give you *puts litle finger in corner of mouth* One million dollars, will you actually be angry with me or not?
Given that the chinese have forced their own people to take abortions and many hold the belief that they can't transplant organs between chinese and non-chinese because the two are so different, what are the chances that the new chinese empire will erase every other ethnicity from the face of the planet if left unchecked?
How do you feel about the fact that the original M1 couldn't penetrate a T80, but a T80 could penetrate it?
How can I make Sara Jay into my own personal sex slave?
Is it true that on weekends you wear a lead and clean Red XXX's boots with your tongue?
Have you considered running for the position of president of great Britain?
Have you ever accidentally shot yourself in the face with cum? (I have)
Is it true that Most Mods dissapear because Petra feeds their souls to :cthulhu:
When will I have my own Freeones smiley? :georges: :cthulhu: :yahoo:
Have you ever lit a fart?
Do you find Spike Milligan amusing?
Who did you vote for?
Do you like Rhiannon XXX?
Are you regretting having your own "ask me anything" thread yet?
Can you describe the Prophet Muhammed with illustrations?
Does Izlom approve of false profits?
Do you have any pets?
Do you stand outside sex shops with a sign that says "Behead those that insult pornography."? in the same manner as an Islamic Extremist?
How do you feel about the fact that Han chinese are the dominant chinese ethnicity and they eliminated many chinese ethnicities simply by interbreeding; the other ethnicities simply bred themselves out of existence?
How do you feel about the royal wedding?
Do you approve of the death penalty?
Do you like family guy?
Do you like american dad?
Do you like the Cleveland show?
Do philosophy and science necessarily have to be at constant war? Couldn't the scientists discover incredible new possibilities and the philosophers tell us why doing them is a bad idea?
 

larss

I'm watching some specialist videos
^^ VV just cut and pasted your own post from Ask MrTrebus - Now that is just lazy, especially the quip about Orville. :nono:
 
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