I've just put my ****** on suicide watch because of your post, and now you tell me this?
Fuck. I should just end it now, I guess.
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I've just put my ****** on suicide watch because of your post, and now you tell me this?
Fuck. I should just end it now, I guess.
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
PirateKing
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^I don't wear hats.
Good luck then. Make sure you leave everything to me in your will. :hatsoff:
Just a bunch of smelly dildos, but sure.
yeah i meant to say 'why is your favorite bread your favorite?' ah...mistypes
if you like standup comedy, who is your favorite standup comic?
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I should have gone with my original one.. 'Do Pirates do their shooping in AArrrWalmart?'
But I don't think it quite works
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Walmart would have been more accurate though. What else could these people be if not pirates? :dunno:
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You're expecting me to say Captain Morgans, aren't you? True be told, if I'm not stealin' any kind of *** then I'm formulating it myself.
I got rid of those theatrics. It's much more convenient to throw them overboard.
zehahaha, do you think the Edward Teach's legend was a bit overrated in the end?
Not at all I was hoping you wouldn't. It's a good *** but would have been to predictable. I like may I have some?
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
If I came to your house, drew a pentagram on the floor and started chanting "baconsalt" what would you do?
PirateKing
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Nah, he may not have had as big of a campaign as Black Bart did but you can't deny that he was personification of a true pirate. It's just a shame that his head ended up hanging from Maynard's sail in the end. Not the ideal "blaze of glory".
Or are we talking about Edward Newgate? In which case, you gotta give that man credit where it's due. He died standing up. That's crazy yo.
I've been trying to summon him too. Any luck?
^^I asked about the real black beard, the man who swimmed without head.
PirateKing
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I would say that I didn't know you had a cat, because I don't pick up on sexual innuendo very well.
Well I'd fix that because I don't have a cat. Unless you count whimsy.
Do you think Penelope Cruz is a hot pirate like me? Black Beard is in this movie too.
