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Really? Never...not even once? I was certain Holmes liked to "get his pipe cleaned" every now and then....maybe by a nice plump governess?
 
i love british culture on tv. never been in real life. from what i can see the women seem pretty chill. and they are always cute and plumper than american women. and perhaps kinkier. any truth to this? i have a british woman fetish i think...

Kinkier? No doubt
Cute? Possibly.
Plumper? Generally, no.
Pretty chill? Warm-hearted perhaps.
 
Did Fabio Capello pay someone on Blackburn to take out Clint Dempsey, today, to ensure that England go through the Group stage of the WC??? :mad::mad:
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
Are Liam and Noel gonna work this one out or is one of the greatest rock n roll bands in the world REALLY over? :(

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This thread is a farce. Everyone knows you never have to ask a British person to voice an opinion. Mouthy bastages they are.
 
Did Fabio Capello pay someone on Blackburn to take out Clint Dempsey, today, to ensure that England go through the Group stage of the WC??? :mad::mad:

lol maybe ! :p

Donavon is doing at good job at Everton atm has been playing wide right for us.

Somene might hit him soon :p
 
Ricky Gervais just became the standard for hosting Hollywood awards ceremonies. He launched some SCUDs at various Hollywood stars tonight...:rofl2: That shot against Paul McCartney was awesome...:bowdown:
 

roronoa3000

Banned
Still bitter about 1776?
Why do you want God to save the queen?
What the hell is Stonehedge?
Why can't I understand half the shit said in your sitcoms?
 
Have any of you had to pay that congestion charge when going into London? It just seems like it would be impossible to correctly track payments and violations.
 
Have any of you had to pay that congestion charge when going into London? It just seems like it would be impossible to correctly track payments and violations.


All roads into the congestion zone are covered by 'number plate recognition cameras'. Every car entering the zone has its licence plate logged on a computer. At the end of the day (now changed to teh following day as the payment window has been extended) the computer runs a check and all cars that have either paid the charge or are exempt (police cars, taxi's etc.) are deleted from the system. Everything else is cross checked with the nation vehicle licence datatbase and penalty notices are sent out to the registerd owner of the vehicle. that's about it. Oddly for a government run system it works pretty well. And I'm speaking of the method and not the actual policy of charging :)
 
Still bitter about 1776?
Why do you want God to save the queen?
What the hell is Stonehedge?
Why can't I understand half the shit said in your sitcoms?
1 - No. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
2 - Because no one else will!
3 - Never heard of it! I’m guessing its a barrier constructed from shrubs & bushes surrounding the ancient monument Stonehenge?
4 - Regional accents & slang maybe? Or you could be hard of hearing? Or english may not be your first language? Or you could be of below average level intelligence?
 
1 - No. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
2 - Because no one else will!
3 - Never heard of it! I’m guessing its a barrier constructed from shrubs & bushes surrounding the ancient monument Stonehenge?
4 - Regional accents & slang maybe? Or you could be hard of hearing? Or english may not be your first language? Or you could be of below average level intelligence?

Great stuff :hatsoff:
 
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