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See, America anticipated the rise of porn way earlier than the British did. That's why we moved away from your version of fanny and started using pussy. I believe we credit this shift to that horny dog Ben Franklin :hatsoff: who really had a thing for stroking pussies, as I understand it...:dunno:

The movie Fanny & Alexander takes on a whole different meaning when you have this information under your belt.


Well, not really. :D
 
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See, America anticipated the rise of porn way earlier than the British did. That's why we moved away from your version of fanny and started using pussy. I believe we credit this shift to that horny dog Ben Franklin :hatsoff: who really had a thing for stroking pussies, as I understand it...:dunno:

Far be it from me to diss one the the pioneers of modern democracy, but Ol' Ben really pissed things up there.
EITHER: change the meaning of the word
OR: change the word but retain the meaning -
do not (I repeat DO NOT) do both.
Anyway, what did Ben call cute little cats?
I think he should have left that sort of thing to Tom Paine - Tom was always more of the wordsmith.:wave:
 
Do you ppl not have flouride in your water? why are everyones teeth rotten over there. politicians must be in the dentistry game in uk
 
The movie Fanny & Alexander takes on a whole different meaning when you have this information under your belt.


Well, not really. :D

Now what sort of person visits FreeOnes and has a knowledge of Scandinavian cinema? :confused:

Mr BlueBalls, is your real name by any chance Allen Stewart Konigsberg?

Please don't be offended if your not even Jewish! :bowdown:
 
Now what sort of person visits FreeOnes and has a knowledge of Scandinavian cinema? :confused:

Mr BlueBalls, is your real name by any chance Allen Stewart Konigsberg?

Please don't be offended if your not even Jewish! :bowdown:

I'm afraid it is not. But I do love me some Asian chicks ;).

Bergman's one of my all time favourite film makers.

What kind of person am I? Well, as you haven't been here very long, I won't tell you, you'll find out soon enough. :D
 
Do you ppl not have flouride in your water? why are everyones teeth rotten over there. politicians must be in the dentistry game in uk

I wonder how that myth ever gained currency. Dentistry was free until recently and even now you can get it very cheap.I had a checkup and 2 X rays last week, cost $20.A series of extractions and/or fillings costs around $80 and if plates,bridges or implants are needed it's $300 for the course regardless of how many.
We don't regard really white teeth as looking natural though.Perhaps it's the same reason as you never see white eggs here.
 
Do you ppl not have flouride in your water? why are everyones teeth rotten over there. politicians must be in the dentistry game in uk

This really pisses me off, my teeth are fine, all my friends teeth are fine, 80% of people i see out and about if i see their teeth, there fine. The people who usually have fucked up teeth are tramps (bums) and alcoholics, or people with just bad hygiene. Not everyone in the UK has bad teeth, and im pretty sure not everyones teeth in America are perfect.
 
Out of all the people that smoke tobacco over there about what percentage of them still do it out of a pipe, and do any of them do it while wearing a plaid deerstalker hat?

I don't know the exact number - although this used to be a fairly frequent commonplace sight, not so much these days.
 
Still bitter about 1776?

As no one who had direct experince of the events that took place in that year, I am convinced that there can not be any bitterness remaining.

Why do you want God to save the queen?

Probably for similar reasons to save the President.

What the hell is Stonehedge?

This might assist you with your enquiry.

http://www.stonehenge.co.uk/

Why can't I understand half the shit said in your sitcoms?

I would advise that you listen very carefully.
 

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It's good to be the king...
What is Lennox Lewis up to these days?

From ye olde Wiki:

Personal life

Upon retiring from boxing, Lewis moved to Miami Beach with his wife, Violet Chang, a former Miss Jamaica runner-up. The couple have a daughter named Ling, and a son, Landon. Lewis told AventuraUSA.com in 2007 that he is contemplating opening an "international boxing academy" and perhaps one day starting a record label, but contrary to rumours, he has yet to embark on either endeavour.

Lewis has also done a public service announcement against domestic violence for Do Something.
 
I mean seriously, WTF is "The Eastenders" all about anyway? I tried watching it once like ten years ago... why does it even air in the US?
 
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