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madeguy

madeguy

Mrs Jolly said:
The Movie "The Dammed United" gets here next week. Worth going or wait for the DVD?
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It's a really good film, one of the best I've seen this year. I went to the cinema to watch it and also got the Blu-Ray. You really don't have to be a football (soccer) fan to enjoy it either, in fact there's very little football action in it.
 
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D-rock

Out of all the people that smoke tobacco over there about what percentage of them still do it out of a pipe, and do any of them do it while wearing a plaid deerstalker hat?
 
HeyFellas

HeyFellas

^^^I know a couple of elderly farmers who smoke a pipe, but it's probably less than 1% in total. Most guys round here roll their own, because you can get it cheap and in bulk at ports, whereas women tend to by the ready made article.

As for wearing a plaid deerstalker, I don't think I've ever seen anyone wearing one in real life. :dunno: :wave2:
 
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marquis2

Sir Osis of Liver said:
after 2 days of scouring the inernet and media im stumpt.. i myself find it curious that my nation (usa) is the only nation under gods creation that has actually enshrined happiness as a god given right in our constitution... that is until last night at the karaoke bar where i talked to our happy lil northern neck korean roundabout about politics and he told me rather sanctimoniously i might add. that i was focusing on the wrong part of the statement... happiness isnt enshrined in the constitution... the PURSUIT of happines is enshrined in the document... its the pursuit part that matters... i have to concede, he was right... id still rather have property tho rofl... and i sang hank williams like 4 times! for those that want a bit of americana just click!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvWYzfjvtiM&feature=related
i butchered this song....
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In fact the original draft didn't mention happiness at all , the reference was to property and was changed at the last minute.
 
mrtrebus

mrtrebus

titsrock said:
Who pulled in more pussy---Sherlock Holmes or Dr. Watson?
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Dr Watson, he was married so got regular pussy & probably dabbled with some of his female patients, using his friendship with Sherlock to cover his philandering whereabouts. In fact Holmes never existed! All the recorded cases were fiction, a ruse to conceal his adultery!
Mrs Dr Watson "Been out all night helping Holmes with a case darling hubby of mine?"
Dr Watson "Er, yes. Yes I have."
 
titsrock

titsrock

Which month are British women the horniest? In other words, if I was going to plan a trip to London simply to get laid, which month should I go?
 
lechepicha

lechepicha

Prince of the Rotten Milk
who would you fuck in the ass ?
- the queen ?
- hugh grant ?
- David bowie ?
- david beckham ?
- harry potter ?

:dunno:
 
chubby_lover

chubby_lover

i love british culture on tv. never been in real life. from what i can see the women seem pretty chill. and they are always cute and plumper than american women. and perhaps kinkier. any truth to this? i have a british woman fetish i think...
 
dogbone27

dogbone27

chubby_lover said:
i love british culture on tv. never been in real life. from what i can see the women seem pretty chill. and they are always cute and plumper than american women. and perhaps kinkier. any truth to this? i have a british woman fetish i think...
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I'm up there with you, bro.:nanner:
 
tunsty

tunsty

titsrock said:
Who pulled in more pussy---Sherlock Holmes or Dr. Watson?
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As far as I know, Holmes never indulged in any carnal-lust.

Watson, on the other hand, went at it like a rabbit..
 
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