I don't think you are, at all. You're extremely intelligent and easy to talk to. You should visit England, it really is a wonderful place, but verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry expensive, one pound is now well over $2 and closing in on $2.50 and you can only get about the same with a pound as you can with $1.
Speaking of currency, how does the Euro work? What's the conversion ratio from pounds to Euros? If I went shopping, would I have a choice of paying with pounds or Euros?