Answer This Post With A Movie Quote Only

[pool_hustler]

"You really got some attitude problem man"

What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again.


Wedding Crashers

 

[RJS13]

What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again.


Wedding Crashers

" Look, I've ate untold buckets of shit to get where I am today"

Nick Nolte/ The Thin Red Line

 

[sean miguel]

"Yes it's true ... this man has no dick."


Dr. Peter Venkman/Ghostbusters

 

[RJS13]

"Yes it's true ... this man has no dick."


Dr. Peter Venkman/Ghostbusters

" I have no dick, It was blown off in the explosion. HaHaHaHaHaHa"

Val Kilmer/ MacGruber

 

[ritingfunny@yah]

"My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy being raped by Cossacks."

-Woody Allen In "Annie Hall."

 

[BCT]

"I want a large Cheese Pizza just for me."

Home Alone

 

[John_8581]

"My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy being raped by Cossacks."

-Woody Allen In "[nobabe]Annie Hall[/nobabe]."

"I'll get a copy of Time Magazine, I'll take Commentary, The Saturday Review and ugh, Newsweek ...

Woody Allen "Bananas" (1971)

 

[RJS13]

"My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy being raped by Cossacks."

-Woody Allen In "Annie Hall."

"I wouldn't want to get raped by you guys"

Mark Moses/ Platoon

 

[RJS13]

"I want a large Cheese Pizza just for me."

Home Alone

" How about a tube steak smothered in underwear?"

Cheech Marin/ Up in Smoke

 

[RJS13]

"I'll get a copy of Time Magazine, I'll take Commentary, The Saturday Review and ugh, Newsweek ...

Woody Allen "Bananas" (1971)

" Everyone is gay once in awhile, This is Hollywood"

Robert Downey Jr./ Tropic Thunder

 

[pool_hustler]

" Everyone is gay once in awhile, This is Hollywood"

Robert Downey Jr./ Tropic Thunder

"What would Socrates say? All those Greeks were homosexuals. Boy, they must have had some wild parties. I bet they all took a house together in Crete for the summer. A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates. That means all men are homosexuals. Heh... I'm not a homosexual. Once, some cossacks whistled at me. I happen to have the kind of body that excites both persuasions. "

woody allen - love and death

 

[sean miguel]

"This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who."

King of Swamp Castle / Monty Python and The Holy Grail

 

[Rane1071]

"I pretend to understand, but I'm really just saying the things that I think you want to hear. And I'm interested in learning about every detail of the complicated splendor that is you"

Matthew Broderick/ The Cable Guy

"Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied!"

Luke Skywalker / Commando

 

[RJS13]

"What would Socrates say? All those Greeks were homosexuals. Boy, they must have had some wild parties. I bet they all took a house together in Crete for the summer. A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates. That means all men are homosexuals. Heh... I'm not a homosexual. Once, some cossacks whistled at me. I happen to have the kind of body that excites both persuasions. "

woody allen - love and death

" I've been around the world twice, talked to everyone once. Seen two whales fuck, Been to 3 world fairs. I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock. He pushes peter sweeter and more completer than any other peter pusher around."

Alexander Ludwig/ Lone Survivor

 

[RJS13]

"This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who."

King of Swamp Castle / Monty Python and The Holy Grail

"That piece of chit up there, I never liked him, I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up and a my friend Angel Fernandez killed. But that's history, I'm here , he's not. If you want to go on just say it, if not, then make a move"

Al Pachino/ Scarface

 

[RJS13]

"Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied!"

Luke Skywalker / Commando

"Well pilgrim, just after ya.....eat the peanuts out of my shieeeet"


The Joker/ Full Metal Jacket

 

[BCT]

"I think I'm getting the black lung Pa."

Zoolander

 

[sean miguel]

"Say hello to my little friend."

Gandalf / The Hobbit

 

[RJS13]

"Say hello to my little friend."

Gandalf / The Hobbit

"Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns"

Vernon/ The Breakfast Club

 

[RJS13]

"I think I'm getting the black lung Pa."

Zoolander

"Well this her little sista, is a fine specimen of Alabama Black Snake?

8 Ball/ Full Metal Jacket