Answer This Post With A Movie Quote Only

[Rane1071]

"Did you say MacGruber? I'm not some retard that blows up his own team with 75 pounds of home made C-4 explosives"

Val Kilmer/ MacGruber

"What we've got here is a failure to communicate."

Gandalf / Cool Hand Luke

 

[bobjustbob]

"Can you get me $10 bag of weed?"

Jack Black/ The Pick of Destiny

I'm going to bust your ass for those 3 bags and I'm going to nail for picking your toes in Poughkeepsie.

Gene Hackman - The French Connection.

 

[RJS13]

I'm going to bust your ass for those 3 bags and I'm going to nail for picking your toes in Poughkeepsie.

Gene Hackman - The French Connection.

"But I'm not a schmuck Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and steal my family away just because you're crazy enough to be fun"


Richard Dreyfuss / What about Bob?

 

[RJS13]

"What we've got here is a failure to communicate."

Gandalf / Cool Hand Luke

"I pretend to understand, but I'm really just saying the things that I think you want to hear. And I'm interested in learning about every detail of the complicated splendor that is you"

Matthew Broderick/ The Cable Guy

 

[bobjustbob]

"But I'm not a schmuck Bob, and I'm not going to let you breeze into town and steal my family away just because you're crazy enough to be fun"


Richard Dreyfuss / What about Bob?

"Hey. How much for the little girl? How much for the women? Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children."

John Belushi - The Blues Brothers.

 

[BCT]

"When I was your age I could eat anything i wanted, wouldn't gain an ounce, now I have a chocolate shake and my ass jiggles for like a week."

Big Daddy

 

[RJS13]

"Hey. How much for the little girl? How much for the women? Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children."

John Belushi - The Blues Brothers.

" Her womb is so polluted, she can't even have kids"

Al Pachino/ Scarface

 

[RJS13]

"When I was your age I could eat anything i wanted, wouldn't gain an ounce, now I have a chocolate shake and my ass jiggles for like a week."

Big Daddy

I'll have the Wammy burger meal please"

Michael Douglas/ Falling Down

 

[sean miguel]

"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow."

- Ash / Army of Darkness

 

[bobjustbob]

" Her womb is so polluted, she can't even have kids"

Al Pachino/ Scarface

"I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy."

Jim Carrey - Dumb & Dumber.

 

[RASQ]

"Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in it. Then I want to pinky you while I stick it in your fuckin' friend's brown eye, while Silent Bob watches and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we'll throw the Dixie cup out."

- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back -

 

[jp93]

I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart.

 

[RJS13]

"First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow."

- Ash / Army of Darkness

"I can't earn your respect, because you have no respect for yourself"

Patrick Swayze/ Uncommon Valor

 

[RJS13]

"I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy."

Jim Carrey - Dumb & Dumber.

" Ya know, you could put someones eye out with that thing"

Jim Carrey/ When Nature Calls

 

[RJS13]

"Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in it. Then I want to pinky you while I stick it in your fuckin' friend's brown eye, while Silent Bob watches and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we'll throw the Dixie cup out."

- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back -

" "Well...are you gonna jerk them pistols or just stand there and whistle Dixie?"

Clint Eastwood/ Outlaw Josey Wales

 

[RJS13]

I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart.

"You wanna go to war, I'll take you to fucking war you piece of chit"

Al Pachino/ Scarface

 

[Jack Davenport]

"I didn’t invent the [NOBABE]rainy day[/NOBABE] , man. I just own the best umbrella."

Almost Famous-2000

 

[RJS13]

"I didn’t invent the [NOBABE]rainy day[/NOBABE] , man. I just own the best umbrella."

Almost Famous-2000

"I will give you a quarter if you just stop talking!!!"


Henry Winkler/Night Shift

 

[bobjustbob]

"Oh, all right. Well, first, I want you to tongue my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand and play with my asshole with the other, but don't stick you're finger in it. Then I want to pinky you while I stick it in your fuckin' friend's brown eye, while Silent Bob watches and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. Then, we'll throw the Dixie cup out."

- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back -

Request permission to respond with Gilbert Gottfried video from The Aristocrats. Too long of a quote. Look it up on YouTube. I know RASQ has seen it and knows my reply.

 

[RJS13]

Request permission to respond with Gilbert Gottfried video from The Aristocrats. Too long of a quote. Look it up on YouTube. I know RASQ has seen it and knows my reply.

" You really got some attitude problem man"

Biker at Phone Booth/ The Terminator