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"You're a Great American, this nation owes you a serious debt, NOW STFU AND LET ME DO MY JOB"

Tropic Thumder

"I'm guessing right about now you couldn't find a Dixie coonskin with an Ohio hooker holding your prick and showing you the way."

Four Leaf Tayback/ Tropic Thunder
 
"The boy's definitely got a corn cob up his ass!"

Private Frost / Aliens

"Save me a piece of that corn for later"

Jack Black as Nacho/ Nacho Libre
 

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"If you ain't first, you're last."

- Ricky Bobby's dad / Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
" I'm going first, Don't worry, I'll skip the foreplay"

Animal Mother/ Full Metal Jacket
 
"No, I am your father"

- The Empire Strikes Back

"The fact is, Winston Sabitch was killed in the Argonne Forest in 1918. A zeppelin landed on his head, smashing his head clean out of his ass. That's my granddad. Rest in pieces, sir."

Gary Busey/ Black Sheep
 
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^^^ "You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich.


Bubba/ Forest Gump
 

larss

I'm watching some specialist videos
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

French Soldier / Monty Python and the Holy Grail
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
"You wanna know what the best job I ever got fired from was? Pretzel Kiosk"

Christopher Walken/ Envy

"I am Groot!"

Groot / Guardians of the Galaxy S7
 

Harpsman

Light one for Me
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

French Soldier / Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Pssssst, Your balls are showing"

Jim Carrey/ When Nature Calls
 
“If we bury you ass up, I’ve got a place to park my bike”

- Patch Adams (1998) – Patch Adams (Robin Williams)

"The bike belongs to Moody now, you got 3 seconds to leave"

Mike/ My Bodygaurd
 

BCT

Pucker Up Butter Cup.
"What am I a mirage? Do you have me on a Pay No Mind List kid?"

Goodfellas
 
"I am Groot!"

Groot / Guardians of the Galaxy S7
"Did you say MacGruber? I'm not some retard that blows up his own team with 75 pounds of home made C-4 explosives"

Val Kilmer/ MacGruber
 
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