"You really got some attitude problem man"
What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again.
Wedding Crashers
"You really got some attitude problem man"
" Look, I've ate untold buckets of shit to get where I am today"What are you doing? It's a game of touch football, every time I look over you're on your ass again.
Wedding Crashers
" I have no dick, It was blown off in the explosion. HaHaHaHaHaHa""Yes it's true ... this man has no dick."
Dr. Peter Venkman/Ghostbusters
"My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy being raped by Cossacks."
-Woody Allen In "[nobabe]Annie Hall[/nobabe]."
"I wouldn't want to get raped by you guys""My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy being raped by Cossacks."
-Woody Allen In "Annie Hall."
"I want a large Cheese Pizza just for me."
Home Alone
" Everyone is gay once in awhile, This is Hollywood""I'll get a copy of Time Magazine, I'll take Commentary, The Saturday Review and ugh, Newsweek ...
Woody Allen "Bananas" (1971)
" Everyone is gay once in awhile, This is Hollywood"
Robert Downey Jr./ Tropic Thunder
"I pretend to understand, but I'm really just saying the things that I think you want to hear. And I'm interested in learning about every detail of the complicated splendor that is you"
Matthew Broderick/ The Cable Guy
" I've been around the world twice, talked to everyone once. Seen two whales fuck, Been to 3 world fairs. I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock. He pushes peter sweeter and more completer than any other peter pusher around.""What would Socrates say? All those Greeks were homosexuals. Boy, they must have had some wild parties. I bet they all took a house together in Crete for the summer. A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates. That means all men are homosexuals. Heh... I'm not a homosexual. Once, some cossacks whistled at me. I happen to have the kind of body that excites both persuasions. "
woody allen - love and death
"That piece of chit up there, I never liked him, I never trusted him. For all I know he had me set up and a my friend Angel Fernandez killed. But that's history, I'm here , he's not. If you want to go on just say it, if not, then make a move""This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who."
King of Swamp Castle / Monty Python and The Holy Grail
"Well pilgrim, just after ya.....eat the peanuts out of my shieeeet""Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied!"
Luke Skywalker / Commando
"Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns""Say hello to my little friend."
Gandalf / The Hobbit
"Well this her little sista, is a fine specimen of Alabama Black Snake?"I think I'm getting the black lung Pa."
Zoolander