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Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Hey dude, everybody's trying to find out the girl's name. With legs like her's can you imagine how beautiful her vagina is?
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Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Little Red Wagon Repairman
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"Hey, what does a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?"
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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IT'S 10PM... DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE?
If not maybe try knocking on this fella's door. Give him a minute or two so he can finish tying that knot and pull his pants back up.
If not maybe try knocking on this fella's door. Give him a minute or two so he can finish tying that knot and pull his pants back up.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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My underwear is sticking to my ballsack like flypaper and a forest fire has broken out in my taint. It’s a bit hot today.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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The other night I ate a quart of ice cream then two cantaloupes.
Rane1071
For the EMPEROR!!
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Sorry Spam Caller, no matter how nice you tickle my balls I’m still not pulling the phone out of my pocket to answer it.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Reviewbrah records his videos after he strips, murders, and dismembers the elderly residents but before defecating on their floor and exiting the premises.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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I’m sitting in an underground parking lot right now. This gal to my left and over a bit just caught me picking my nose. I knew I was busted but hooked a keeper then I smeared it on the inside of the window as she coughed up her Cinnabon.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Hey Fly, I think I mighta fucked up. Went to a function with this nice German fella being one of the important people. I was trying to say goodbye on the way out from a distance so I waved at him. I wasn't sure if he could see me so I, accidentally, left my hand raised for maybe a second or two too long. Was accident but the Black lady standing next to him gave him the stink-eye. Did I fuck up? Was just trying to be polite but I guess I was too brotherly. We both are Kojak bald, baby.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Wow. Just wow...
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I'm not sure I'd buy insurance from this guy... know what ah mean, Vern?
Rane1071
For the EMPEROR!!
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Is that Detective Elliot Stabler? Why does he seem like a slick-talking Jeffrey Dahmer?
Little Red Wagon Repairman
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Why come Denzel don't play no more bad guys? He good.