Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
~Hatin' Ass SpurrierY'all must be aristocrats, Longhorns. Only ever seen rich people blame the butler for the dog shitting on the rug.
Way to take Charlie Manson's record for bloodiest home invasion on the West Coast, Utah.
If you're gonna shit your pants on national TV, you might as well be the school that says "Bear down" a lot.
Assisted suicide is legal in Oregon, too, so Utah won't face any charges there.
Damn, he's on fire this week.
http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2015/9/29/9409769/hatin-ass-spurrier-hatches-a-conspiracy