Connor, I hear ya. I used to live in NC and dealing with UNC and Duke fans was bad, but I am sure your situation is much more intolerable and inane. St. Nick was 11-2 this year, but over the next couple years, without a decent QB, he is going to lose games he has been able to win recently.
Saban will find a replacement at QB, but I certainly don't look for him to be a star. The last time the Tide had a star QB was in the 60's.
With their type of usual offense, run first, run second, and if the yardage is short, run again, I don't see why any prolific passer would want to come to Bama unless he's a legacy. Besides, if you can run the ball everyone's throats, it doesn't matter if you can pass.
Saban's real problem for next year will be replacing the boatload of seniors he's losing. I have no doubt their running game will be strong, as usual, but their defense is another story.
Hopefully, Malzahn can build up the stagnate Auburn defense.
Kevin Sumlin, to a much greater degree needs to build up A&M's defense.
Les Miles should have a better team.
With all this, Bama will probably have a tougher time, but the one thing in their favor will be the new playoff system. 1 loss (maybe 2) and they can still get into the mix.