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  1. keyjey

    tooooo long foreplay

    hope, it's no repost
  2. keyjey

    without words (nearly)

    :-) but a little bit meager....
  3. keyjey

    funny translation

    NOW ON STAGE: Indiana Dirk in Raiders of the lost Word :1orglaugh
  4. keyjey

    An apology to Stan.

    hmmm, at first glance: are you in contact with kowalski & rico, stan?? :confused: looks like a square "death by chocolate"-made of mud-cake, for "king julians day" :tongue: :D (okok, it's childish, but i like these penguins... :ban: )
  5. keyjey

    Women's Monopoly

    looks pretty familiar to mee, alisa ;) .... BUT [partially_veto_to_shifty] "if" i cook, the kitchen is MY refuge!! :tongue: it suffices, 'SHEs' cleaning the house/restroom/car... :D [/veto]
  6. keyjey

    thanks for your rep.! danke für die "rep." dein vorschlag ist auch gut. cheers, ka-jott

    thanks for your rep.! danke für die "rep." dein vorschlag ist auch gut. cheers, ka-jott
  7. keyjey

    funny translation

    how many characters are we allowed to use, regina?? ;) :D hotrods suggestion is almost good. :thumbsup: BUT: "model" is known here as "denglisch" ("german-english-mix") in this context for a 'manequin' or 'darstellerin'... we've got no good, short word for it, so we use it (more or less)...
  8. keyjey

    Whimy's doctor has some bad news

    sorry for breaking the self-laudation... there are still: sexpirate, el pirate, solpirate, dirtypirate, humanpirate, piratetex, sam le pirate, etc. (only threadstarters of the last 3 months). but i'm willing to own; there's a "king of the pirats"-glut here.. :1orglaugh
  9. keyjey

    Glorious!

    ermmm, miss the looong queue of celibate beaten, catholic priests.... :tongue:
  10. keyjey

    Speed Enforced By Aircraft

    :1orglaugh seems, GA should try the swedish way "to protect and serve"...... 85FxLsHU8us
  11. keyjey

    Shhhhh! Trying to nap!

    does it appertain to the "QUIT - homeless sleeping"-sign, here in the funpic-board?
  12. keyjey

    vehicle transportation - very well load restraint

    :D @irons hehe, empty running or a (light) return freight? each buck counts for owner drivers! :)
  13. keyjey

    TCM - uncensored(!)

    lMEwWuE3WTM older clip. sorry, if it's a repost...
  14. keyjey

    funny translation

    :D:D didn't notice it hereby. looks almost 'normal', except my e/g hodgepodge. could be a reason. the posts here seems stil on-top, anyway, automat :1orglaugh
  15. keyjey

    funny translation

    hi, "half keyjey" (according 2 age) :D sometimes, there are whimsically people... ;) (why to hell i think of whimsy now?? :facepalm: ) maybe, she's the last survivor of the RHPS http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rocky_Horror_Picture_Show or, as the narrator ends: Lost in time and lost in...
  16. keyjey

    funny translation

    hi regina "schlagen / schlage" means to hit/punkch/... suggest/propose is translated as "vorschlagen". to transcript "suggest new babe" you need the prefix "vor" as final syllable. --> "Schlage ein neues Model vor" is correct german.
  17. keyjey

    hehe, sounds familiar. i startet french with 17 and ended it with 17 at ,hmm, acadmic high...

    hehe, sounds familiar. i startet french with 17 and ended it with 17 at ,hmm, acadmic high school? here its calld gymnasaium. couldn't really familiarize. it's a deal! i take you by the word. once i'm in canada, i make a visit, promise! mmmmhhhh, love your :kiss: have really no objections...
  18. keyjey

    It's your birthday!

    6 x 7 yrs? youngster, you feel as old as i am.... :tongue: :D
  19. keyjey

    thank god! have had french-lessons for some yrs - long time ago in school. the only full...

    thank god! have had french-lessons for some yrs - long time ago in school. the only full sentence i remember is "Je ne suis pas d'ici" - works every where i go :D :D :D GR10 - means schoolclass 10? or your age?? after all, you're a non-quebec-gal, right? ;) thank you for the e-compliment...
  20. keyjey

    not funny at all - but i'm really wondering

    believe me, Capt'n Blackbeard: I'd NEVER lie to you! :bowdown: [Unless I've to...] :tongue: :D all told - 500 bucks are 500 bucks. i'm satisfied
  21. keyjey

    Orange Cat is constipated

    @PK. sorry, nothing irish. he's a beery belgian... OK, but i'm not a noob -yet: if 'n"<1000 ..........ECHO "There can NEVER be too many cats ..........ECHO "in my house, but the kitty's scaped all to the board" then 'n'+1 else exit :D sorry, my lazyness came through
  22. keyjey

    damn, took a glance on my missspelling - it's really late for me. wish you a nice, calm...

    damn, took a glance on my missspelling - it's really late for me. wish you a nice, calm, fulfilled night, alisa! :kiss:
  23. keyjey

    Orange Cat is constipated

    mmmhhhh, i'm confused. means "Orange Cat" really THE orange cat with the all to small avatar (would look better without cat :tongue:), or still thomas o' ?? sh*t, too many cats here on board....
  24. keyjey

    It's your birthday!

    assumption1: it's the 6th attmept, to give galax his 1st b-cake. ass.2: do you KNOW, how old galactic REALLY IS?? skimming through his posts, sometimes, 6 yrs are quite appropriate.... ;) :D :D [d&c]
  25. keyjey

    after answering tons of PNs i'm fine, tired and i daydream of my meaple leaf! :kiss: for...

    after answering tons of PNs i'm fine, tired and i daydream of my meaple leaf! :kiss: for "dreams", u can say "JD" to me. sad, that ther are no more seasons of scrubs. except JD my faws were bob kelso and ulysses cox. :D and - don#t laugh - denise mahoney :) maybe, we meet somday in the...
  26. keyjey

    short check. last rep was a bash to frazierdood ("wanna see my ride"). no rep from you, but...

    short check. last rep was a bash to frazierdood ("wanna see my ride"). no rep from you, but dont bother, it's also OK. ;) welcome, third donator in the "länderfinanzausgleich"! hmmm, first thought: "Mercy!, too late!!, hessians coming!!! :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaKEvK3gjzg...
  27. keyjey

    all right, thomas. NO dutch-jokes to you, OK? must honestly say, here in horizontal...

    all right, thomas. NO dutch-jokes to you, OK? must honestly say, here in horizontal "black-red-yellow", neither dutch nor belgium is worth a discussion. in papers :( we know the buffer-phase before and at WW2, but after that, .... :( nothing! only frieten, choclate and (dutch) dope for the...
  28. keyjey

    thats fine, alisa. :) ok, "no hints" means, i have to put the make on you, eh? :D or, as the...

    thats fine, alisa. :) ok, "no hints" means, i have to put the make on you, eh? :D or, as the Butler James said (on the stairway to the bedroom): "Well Miss Sophie, I'll do my very best..") hope, the 'maple leafs' know "Dinner for One". else, i link it on tube,OK? it's really shitty, you're...
  29. keyjey

    Wanna see what I drive?

    Hi Born2Jizz did i missunderstood you? i'm sorry! would you be ranked to "YEAH" or rather "undecided"? wasn't really shure about your comment. :( ehm, btw: rendar was sold out after 2 hrs.! chose another one....
  30. keyjey

    not funny at all - but i'm really wondering

    why, the hell, are dozen people bidding on a rusty, non-complete, old, 2stroke engine, 3,145 cui/39 SAE-PS(!)-engine, fitting to a 24Volts-dkw-munga. (older german army"jeep") - stored in cellar the last 18 yrs., highspeed approx. 68 miles/h but runs only 12 mls per gallon. don't understand it...
  31. keyjey

    drivers license

    really don't disagree. ;) the "lower brain" was busy with the co-driver.... :tongue: :D (and the upper one with the bottle, for sure!)
  32. keyjey

    incest @ a german ISP ??

    :D no, its an older pic. even the ISP telekom learns after the yeas. - althoug VERY slowly.... :) @supadupa-mustache-groucho. do you really want to play the paradigm? vodka was on the wryly way. ;) (i hope so! ) cheers, k.j.
  33. keyjey

    drivers license

    why the hell do that shitty power/telephone poles always jump to my side of the road?? :( hump, don't care a copper anyway! go to the store, pulling another sixpack suds...
  34. keyjey

    Worth a try.

    why? do i get a resounding slap? :( was'nt reckless yet :D
  35. keyjey

    Wanna see what I drive?

    the usual..... :D
  36. keyjey

    Hey, Ik ben niet overdrijven.. ;) sorry thomas, change it to "universal language"... can read...

    Hey, Ik ben niet overdrijven.. ;) sorry thomas, change it to "universal language"... can read (AND understand) "dutch" :D but my grammar is a shame. holy shit! i can imagine your point of view. it's as bad as over here, i assume. 16 "counties" :D erm "states" - 3 pay the financial adjustment...
  37. keyjey

    hallo, fast -aber nicht ganz - telekomiker, erm hotrod808. thnx for your rep. estimate it...

    hallo, fast -aber nicht ganz - telekomiker, erm hotrod808. thnx for your rep. estimate it really. wich end of germany are you from? ;) greets, "ka-jott"
  38. keyjey

    it's ok, lust. your pic is magnificent. forwarded it to my friends... thnx also for your rep. :)

    it's ok, lust. your pic is magnificent. forwarded it to my friends... thnx also for your rep. :)
  39. keyjey

    Wanna see what I drive?

    WHO is WE, if I may asking???? actual score: "shred it" (5): maildude, thomas o'malley, phanto85, rane, borne2jizz "undecided" (6): Icanhas..., leggy, stan..., edirons, apollobalboa, feller... "YEAH" (8): galactic22, RedSpyder, PirateKing (he LOVES hazards), whimsy :thumbsup: , necrow666...
  40. keyjey

    Wanna see what I drive?

    ey dude check your vocabulary to point out a misstake. :ban: it's already mentioned - in normal diction! a passing view of your post convey the impression, you've grown to 31 but (sadly) developed to 14 (yrs)! mind, that thomas is from overseas/europe. don't asume, there are many "del sols"...
  41. keyjey

    incest @ a german ISP ??

    eh, sounds like a recruited telekomiker... ;) :D :D
  42. keyjey

    incest @ a german ISP ??

    - logical :1orglaugh - sensible :rofl: - having no sense of humour. you're bloody right, man! :mad: :D @whimsy close, but only 3/4 banana. :thumbsup: it's the type of "if you're so stupid, to answer this obvious mindless crap with "Y", you're not worth the job"-question :tongue:
  43. keyjey

    Wanna see what I drive?

    ok, alisa. the new SW-season - exclusive preview 4 U...:D (sorry for hijacking, galactic)
  44. keyjey

    sometimes, ~whimsy~ gives me

    opprobrious, PK! :mad: the poor, poor little kitti cat..... :( :crying: ( :D ) ediths reason: false automatic link. no, i don't meant "kitty cat" changed to kitti...
  45. keyjey

    sometimes, ~whimsy~ gives me

    a hell of a fright..... :eek: :o :D [d&c]
  46. keyjey

    incest @ a german ISP ??

    even worse. looks like IE 5.5 or 6 -crap. oh, i understand, li'l bad wolf. that's NOT(!) my desktop! :D
  47. keyjey

    incest @ a german ISP ??

    online-registration form for job candidates: are your parents siblings?? (y/n) ?? :rolleyes:
  48. keyjey

    Wanna see what I drive?

    :D but only with the corresponding tie-shirt? :tongue: (sorry for the low pun)
  49. keyjey

    Planet Fitness

    hmmm, it's ostentatious, you took _this_ qoute from matrix. ;) :D same situation? :1orglaugh but THANKS for the points! :) (only 9990 pts away from my custom title) :nanner:
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