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  1. keyjey

    hoi, lowlander. ;) Oh, c'mon. before belgium falls, there are enough candidates like greece...

    hoi, lowlander. ;) Oh, c'mon. before belgium falls, there are enough candidates like greece, spain, eire....... trust philippe.........:D :D georges prosper remi, french fries & good beer are a foundation you'd not underestimate. tot gauw!
  2. keyjey

    Wanna see what I drive?

    good find, galactic. i like this modification! :thumbsup: @thomas: nope, no mx5. never saw a targe-version of a mx. look at the front/rear fender-ribbings and the door handle cups. looks rather like a honda civic with retrofitted backlights as red leader / erm spyder wrote...
  3. keyjey

    Planet Fitness

    :rofl: calculation corresponds to the customers average IQ.... @rane: think, it's smith in matrix I?
  4. keyjey

    unbeatable

    could be a good deal, but i miss the mushy peas & some scraps. :(
  5. keyjey

    Whimsy's Diary

    rep is on the way! i've never noticed dogs are so easy to satisfy.... :D [edith says: what does it mean: "you must spread some reputation around before giving...."? how long must i spread?? [edith is silent]
  6. keyjey

    A survey:

    how should 'he' grow with such a painted face.....and the pelt? sorry - disgusted.
  7. keyjey

    Cooking with Baconsalt

    raise to three. ;) even, if someone knows how to find - i REALLY don't wanna KNOW!
  8. keyjey

    Stan leaves another lasting impression

    hmmmm, 2 years before stan..... do you talk about the same guy, or is it a "new" clone..... anyway: "shit happens" gets literally a new dimension. :1orglaugh (ask myself, if he lives still in williamsburg..) :D
  9. keyjey

    hi thomas sorry for the sideswipes tonight. couldn't resist. ;) hope, you didn't get the wrong...

    hi thomas sorry for the sideswipes tonight. couldn't resist. ;) hope, you didn't get the wrong end of the stick. wich area are you from? dutch, flemish or (even) frensh-speakers.. :) Ref. is optional. or per PN. cheers, ka-jott btw: despite to jayhell, it could be flanders?
  10. keyjey

    L3ggy the Offender. Video footage inside

    "old as hell", but still unseen (by me). :) tnx. plz, whimsy, don't be unjust. :crying: HE's only the tool; his master has to be doomed. never overestimate L3ggy -erm- dogs.... ;) :tongue: :1orglaugh
  11. keyjey

    thomas O'... is

    who worries about your se*** ??? :dunno: family-planning not yet done? :D OK, don't worry - only from forehead to neck. the rest of the body is (accidentally) friendly fire. ;) but don't underestimate "them". they're not as dumb as they do. (even in comparison to belgium [precautionally...
  12. keyjey

    charity appeal !!!

    excetionally, i go along with you - without excetion! :) :D @cutie: "Validicktorainan" sounds cool, but browsed the dictionary in shreds. need a hint. tnx!
  13. keyjey

    useful high-heels

    bra-tools need very HARD implants, right? not my cup of tea. :( at the beginn, i use the lighter to open them and, after one/two sixpack "real" beer (no coors lite :rolleyes:) the bottle is in line with the heel :tongue: :D :1orglaugh
  14. keyjey

    thomas O'... is

    hehe, asked - better said begged - my american shorthair to catch a glimpse. you're x-rayed, erm seen through, thomas - just like "pirate" saw it, too. :tongue: beware of cats eyes - they see the truth anyway. :thumbsup:
  15. keyjey

    Browse links by category! BETA

    second that, BUT: [begging_mode] limit it to female "FreeOnes Team Members", please :D [/begging] in the whole a really cool feature! :thumbsup: ps: happy holiday on rainy cay, erm Britain, petra ;)
  16. keyjey

    sorry, put it first in the wrong (my vis.mess.) profile.... :( hi sweety. tnx, i'm fine - so as...

    sorry, put it first in the wrong (my vis.mess.) profile.... :( hi sweety. tnx, i'm fine - so as every time, i hear from you & get free hugs. ;) and u? all ok?? come, i want to give you some back! :kiss: :smilie_for_back-massage: :TLC-smilie: erm, what am i to do "to earn the rest"?? :) would...
  17. keyjey

    Hookers now easier to see

    ha, i knew it all along! cops are hookers! :1orglaugh thanks, ulysses31.
  18. keyjey

    charity appeal !!!

    crestwood ran out of 'P's.. :crying: .
  19. keyjey

    useful high-heels

    in my opinion... .
  20. keyjey

    unbeatable

    offer :D .
  21. keyjey

    thomas O'... is

    lovesick... :(
  22. keyjey

    Cooking with Baconsalt

    :eek: :throwup: [wordless]....
  23. keyjey

    Why men shouldn't write advice columns

    a baseball bat?? :angels:
  24. keyjey

    Why men shouldn't write advice columns

    :D johns answer sounds like a typical windows-F1-help: correct in substance, but absolute senseless. :rolleyes: chase bugger&chickie out of the house & call the AAA roadside-assistance!
  25. keyjey

    What is her name?

    do you have a bigger pic, kgu? at first glance, she looks like taya parker.. http://www.freeones.com/html/t_links/Taya_Parker/
  26. keyjey

    Coincidence?

    tintin is correct. but this scene must be drawn after scrubs. read the whole albums (in former times ;) ) but never saw captain haddock in such a trench. nevertheless, the drawer picked up hergés style excellent.
  27. keyjey

    Car From Hell

    played the kids with plasticine? :1orglaugh but a driver with dead kennedys-sticker CANT be bad. :thumbsup:
  28. keyjey

    women are really cruel

    merci chérie, thats only the influence of my feminine side. :yesyes: but there's no need to :bowdown: me, some :kiss: are enough (for the beginning ;) ).
  29. keyjey

    women are really cruel

    'lisa! :eek: tried it. no chance with my old, rusty bones. prefer, to put it to my gf. :tongue: emhhhh, is it very diffucult to learn intrigues, insults, nagging, clamour ......? :D :1orglaugh [duck&cover]
  30. keyjey

    Dirk on the beach

    WOW! who's that platinblond, sharp, tanned bikini-chick? i mean the babe behind the size zero stick... :1orglaugh btw: where is dirk on this pic? overrun by those masses? :dunno:
  31. keyjey

    Why I like bottled water better.

    :1orglaugh direct link: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/tmst/true-facts-about-bottled-water btw: they've forgotten catholic priests between atheists and bloggers... :tongue:
  32. keyjey

    DP - the japanese way..

    Not only in jp, stan. thei're regularly touring through europe also. 12 gigs last november here in germany exclusively. saw them '08 in stuttgart - with alice cooper as opening act. :thumbsup: @elwood: yeah, you're right. best live versions, only topped by "child in time". :)
  33. keyjey

    shit happens.....

    ok, haven't seen it. one from "abroad", [machine-translated] ;) JULIA does a Facebook experiment: If you read this - even if we communicated little - leave a comment of memories, which you connect with us two. Afterwards copy this small experiment into your own status. You'll be surprised...
  34. keyjey

    women are really cruel

    ermm, most of them... :D (sorry in advacne, if it's a re-post)
  35. keyjey

    shit happens.....

    even in trial periods. :facepalm:
  36. keyjey

    Public Restroom/Toilet

    you're right. and, of course, the strict gender segregation - women left, men right. :D
  37. keyjey

    Public Restroom/Toilet

    literally :D :D
  38. keyjey

    Equality in the army

    sorry, the pic was taken at melilla in north africa near gibraltar. it's a spanish exclave, so red spyder is right. but your med.-staff presumption could be right, too. the phone# on the windows belongs to a medical office :D
  39. keyjey

    motivational posters

    me neither
  40. keyjey

    Southern Pride

    two rifles more and his "home" is overfilled.... :D [edith says] do i need glasses or wears the guy a white and a black sock? :facepalm: [edith holds her tongue]
  41. keyjey

    DP - the japanese way..

    cool sound, but the voices.... erm, acquire taste. :tongue: :D 1yPu58c13Yg
  42. keyjey

    How to beat Tetris

    love it, uly. :rofl:
  43. keyjey

    90's kids: A smarter generation

    hmmm, good sight of view, thomas.... :D :thumbsup: forward it to deuxma. ;) really can't compare to the 90s, i'm a decade before.... no words, just view....the moonwalk, ghettoblaster, pepsi&coke, no DVD, no Playstation, no music-CD, no-MTV-generation...and everything is allright :tongue...
  44. keyjey

    90's kids: A smarter generation

    nothing more to say, "old lad"..... ;) :thumbsup: last week, my new gf's son (8) asked us: "why's this shop called 'videostore'.... what's a video?" man, i felt really OLD!! *grmbl*
  45. keyjey

    heard many better covers of ZZ-top, BUT nevertheless

    THIS drummer is really great. :thumbsup: (and looks like a mix of dan aykroyd & john goodman *g* ) 6DVbt5W-DNc
  46. keyjey

    Yeah, i like homecenters....

    sometimes, you find more than you think...... :D http://www.***************/nsfw/flashing_while_shopping/
  47. keyjey

    Hot blonde milf.

    Lisa de Marco http://www1.karupsow.com/893020/kow/pictures/kow-05/index.html
  48. keyjey

    How'd It Go At The Dentist Today BlueBalls?

    santa??? i miss the red coat and bag (or is he retired?) what would McGyver do with: _one_ ball, booble hat, aluminium frames, carpet tiles, 50 lbs grease and grey facial hair as catalyser ??? he'd date the reading gal in white shorts..... :D
  49. keyjey

    thomas o'malley at his best

    i like gafield and simons cat. its the same, all over the world. dogs have their "masters" and cats have their "can-opener". :D good. interested in some "mice": hairless/shaved, very young, approx. 15g (0,5 lbs), really cool (frozen), collected in the barn, best...
  50. keyjey

    RITA: NUDE IN BATHTUB -->a german newbee

    took the pic this evening while cleaning the terrarium..... :D ;) . . . . wait, it loads . . . . . .
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