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I have to go with Naomi Russell too. She has a great ass.

It's a very revealing bra

Thanks for the link. I've been looking for a working drive-in in my area.:nanner:

Mmmmm White Castle. Makes me wish I had some. Speaking of which, did anyone see the movie poster for Harold and Kumar 2. Neil Patrick Harris is riding a unicorn. Hahahaha, can't wait!

She's been on the boards for a while and I couldn't find her in this thread so maybe it's already been posted but here's the link to her "lost camera" pics. I know her name is wendy but that's it. Any info on where she can be found or additional pics would be great...

Where'd you get that pic? It's awesome.

This guy was working on a car by himself, you would think he had some cursory knowledge of tools. Did he shoot his cock off cause if he did then he might at as well kill himself. How did he decide on a shotgun? Was it the only thing within reach or did he think it would be cool if he could...

Dude, there are plenty of hot girls older than 18. Just go out and find another one. If in a year you haven't found anyone that is as hot as this girl then you can track her down. Just remember, she says rape and everyone is on her side even if she came onto you.

Shockburst of the Autobots using name Laserfire of the Decepticons using board name

Jessica Biel or someone who knew how to get off the fucking island. But probable Jessica Biel.

That's the world's shortest black man... But on a more serious note, girls like when you do shit for them. Cooking dinner is the best one. Get a recipe for something she likes, cook it, eat it with her, serve dessert, clean up, give her a dick in a box. Also, find out what her favorite dessert...

No more Colbert Report or Daily Show :( I just hope it doesn't affect Stargate: Atlantis!

That would be funny. "Hey! That's a new species! Hand me the rifle, I'm taking this sucker out! FOR SCIENCE!" BLAM

Legos Creepy Crawlers Hotwheels GI Joe K'Nex Lincoln Logs Mighty Max and of course my favorite... STRETCH ARMSTRONG!

My sperm does have a natural glowing quality. Well, that's what I tell women, that my sperm will make their skin glow.

Duke Marudy

It was also mentioned on the TV show Stargate: Atlantis.

Sweet man. It's spiderman's answer to the Batcave.

Having sex with the most women at one time.

hahaha, I wish strippers came to my school. Why didn't anyone stop it or say, "hey hey hey, no strippers allowed in school."

Favorite post cum moment - Riley Shy in Freaks of Cock. She gets blasted in the face and drenched in cum and just looks astonished by how much cum just hit her. She says something like, "are you fucking kidding me?" :thumbsup:

As many as 200 a day! I don't see why her boyfriend would ever leave her. I'd love to watch TV with my dick in a chick just letting her keep going until she's satisfied. Hell, not only TV, but anything. That would be so hot. Having a girlfriend who has to constantly have sex. Totally awesome.

This is ridiculous. First off, it's just a hug. Who gives a shit. And B, it was two days detention, again, who cares.

Easiest way -- get real buff, get penis extension surgery (if you're under 9 inches), and contact different porn production companies. AKA become a male porn star.

I still like her titties:thumbsup:

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason." -Jack Handy

"The singer had earlier publicized that the band was worried that their dance routines in the reunion tour won't be saucy enough to impress fans because of their 'ageing' knees." If you're too old to dance then maybe you're too old to be naked on stage.

All breasts are perky no matter if they're A's or DD's. Furthermore, all women have real breasts.

:1orglaughAhahahaha, Jay and Silent Bob. I love them.

I saw so many good ones Crissy Moran Catalina Cruz Jessica Alba Jessica Biel Jenni Lee AKA Stephanie Sadorra Nikki Benz Audrey Bintoni Rachel Starr A few former classmates Oh hell, the list of girls I wouldn't face fuck would be shorter.

All I know of him was on The Colbert Report. Apparently, he has access to an alternate pocket dimension.:D

As they said in Clerks 2, a big clit is one step closer to a small penis. Of course they meant a huge clit. Bigger ones are just as good as small ones.

Based solely on looks I'd go for Kyla over Tera but honestly neither really does much for me.