Man shoots Himself Trying to Loosen Lug Nut -- With a Shotgun

http://kitsapsun.com/news/2007/nov/10/sk-man-hurts-himself-trying-to-loosen-lug-nut/

SK Man Hurts Himself Trying to Loosen Lug Nut -- With a Shotgun

SOUTH KITSAP

A 66-year-old man shot himself in both his legs Saturday afternoon while trying to loosen a stubborn lug nut with a 12-gauge shotgun.

Kitsap County sheriff's deputies were called to the residence on the 10800 block of SE Olympiad Drive at 2:57 p.m. after the shooting was reported to 911 emergency dispatchers, said Deputy Scott Wilson, a sheriff's office spokesman.

"Nobody else was there and he wasn't intoxicated," Wilson said.

South Kitsap Fire and Rescue medics treated the man at the scene. He was taken to Tacoma General Hospital. Wilson said his injuries were "severe but not life-threatening."

Deputies at the scene reported the man blasted "double-ought" buckshot at the wheel from "arm's length," Wilson said.

The deputies described the man's legs as "peppered" from his feet to his mid-abdomen with pellets, pieces of the wheel and other debris. Some injuries went as far up as his chin.

The man had been repairing the Lincoln Continental for two weeks, and had removed all the lug nuts on the right rear wheel except for one.

"He's bound and determined to get that lug nut off," Wilson said, who did not know how long the man had been trying to free the lug nut.

The deputies did not take a statement from the man beyond what they were able to gather while he was being treated by medics.

"I don't think he was in any condition to say anything," Wilson said. "The pain was so severe, and the shock."

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Torre82

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Sometimes you just cant bust a nut. That's the best I can come up with while drunk. But.. it's true moreso than clever. Then again.. with some of the limpdicks I hear about.. maybe a premature ejaculation joke would go further. Oh well.
 
66 years old, huh? Well, at least he'll have plenty of scars to remind him of this before he forgets and tries it again.
 
Shotguns have been used in a surprising number of ways.It wasn't uncommon in the past to fire both barrels up the chimney to save the cost of a chimney sweep.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Don't they have tools for that? I thought grandpa's were supposed to know that sort of thing.
 

slowhand

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Maybe he mistaken the shotgun for the lug nut wrench. :dunno:
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
Who would have thought shooting a lug nut would losen it? Oh that's right it didn't work anyway!
 
This guy was working on a car by himself, you would think he had some cursory knowledge of tools. Did he shoot his cock off cause if he did then he might at as well kill himself. How did he decide on a shotgun? Was it the only thing within reach or did he think it would be cool if he could dismantle a car with a gun?
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
Staff member
One should always step out of the way of the possible ricochet before attempting to loosen a nut with a FRICKIN' FIREARM!

Just sayin'.
 
Fucking amateur...

Doesn't he know that wheel nuts are best taken of with a hand-grenade..:rolleyes:
 
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