If you were a porn star, what name would you use?

[free4440273]

Mellon Man - but it's been taken

 

[Manalishi]

Buck Naked

"my name is Buck and I like to fuck"

 

[member006]

Baby East Capitol (first pet and street) lmao.

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[slowhand]

Slowhands of the east.

 

[dick van cock]

For scat fetish movies I'd choose this name.

... or maybe this one.

 

[McNab]

Girls' names:

Guttermouth Mahoney

Snatch Jones

Lucy Lesbo

Tina Tantric

Felicity Atio

Connie Lingus

Butter Buns

Mary Magdalene.

 

[GB Boy]

Wee willy winky.

 

[KungFuDude]

Heyyyy... you guys aren't using your street names. tsk tsk:nono:

 

[WannaPlay]

mine would be cum guzzler lol jocking havent really tought about it.

 

[senob44]

And I would use the name Tarren Hymen

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Similar to one I thought of once: Rabbi Terrance M. Hyman

Pet & Street Name
Age 4: Troubles Valley Brook
Age 10: Tomcat Hillside
Age 14: Patches Hillside
Age 29: Grissom Valley Brook

How about: Punky Gooster?

 

[slikpulla152]

Heyyyy... you guys aren't using your street names. tsk tsk:nono:

this doesn't seem to work for me. I don't have a pet unless you count the stray dog. He's cool, we call him O.J. because he killed a cat.
But the street name... Misty Glen???? or WestBellfort??? :1orglaugh

 

[titsrock]

Rock Hardsuck
Shiny Peach
Biff Boff
Strumpet McWhoopy
Gelly Splatter
Thirsty Flagon
Fanny Creamcake
Korex Dynogizz
Spanky Steamer
Gagg the Throat Destroyer

 

[hbcmF]

Duke Marudy

 

[McRocket]

McRocket.

 

[StormRuller]

Rod Evans

 

[cartman24]

Ben Dover, of course.

 

[angell]

Bubba Baxter

 

[Yankeefan21325]

Harry Sax

 

[Icarus]

Tyrannosaurus Sex

 

[McNab]

Sir Sidney Ruffdiamond.

WC Boggs

Harry Gubbins

Dirk Dark

Mr Sticky Fingers