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I just started my blog and my *** said that I come out like a homosexual Your *** certainly knows how to be reassuring.

He's not much of a 'Mastermind' if he got caught.

What a ghastly sight.. The state of the hair, the face and the choice of clothes....ugh http://pics.livejournal.com/papryka/pic/0007apr2 No wonder the lady next to him looks shocked. Man glues himself to roof.. http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=397462007 Quote: "When we got there...

Did I miss that thread? I'm thinking of posting a special thread for noobs.. 'Which hand do you use when clicking the search function?' I'm sure it will be a popular thread.

Spot the dulibrat mustake

I'd like to withdraw the above statement...just a wee misunderstanding:glugglug:

A few years back, I spent several weels transferring some old tapes/Vinyls onto my PC. Basically I had a turntable hooked up to my PC and recorded each and every record (long work, but worth it). The thing to remember is that the sound quality will only be as good as the source. I used a program...

OMG!! Attempt made on Prince's life! and some other stuff about a crash in the value of some commodity or other...

Too-Rye-Ay - Dexy's Midnight Runners (laugh all you like..I don't care:wave2: )

He went head-to-head with Doomsday and 'died'.. Well died in the 'not-really' sense, more of a deep-****... similar to the one I experienced whilst watching 'Superman Returns'.

Police chief asks inmates to 'massage' his penis http://www.sunstar.com.ph/static/ceb/2007/03/07/news/2.inmates.say.police.chief.asked.them.to.fondle.him.html ...Apparently he was suffering muscles spasms:1orglaugh

Not News: man robs store News: It's an ladies underwear store WTF!: He thought he was an Elf at the time! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/6425333.stm quote: Mr Boyd, who said he visits a psychiatrist regularly, conceded that he "seemed to have blurred that line between...

http://www.wsmv.com/entertainment/11192918/detail.html Just an excuse for another Superman/Doomsday type resurrection?

Not after the recent bad press she's been having..

Where I lived it was a Raleigh Burners. I had a Super -Burner, Gold with black pads. After I had broken the frame(which always happened) I got a DP Freestyler Frame and Fork set. Oh, how could I forget ole E.K.! I had the stunt bike, The Dragster and the Rocket bike. I found that after a while...

Terabyte??? WTF??? Now if they said 'you can keep 5 million' (avg) porn pics on it, I'd know what they were talking about! First PC I bought had just 4GB of space. I remember then thinking 'I'll never fill that' I wouldn't get a fraction of my stuff on that drive now.

You'll notice that Credit Card Companies always put the 'minimun repayment' on your card statement. If you just paid the minimum (and who is daft enough to do that!), you would never be out of debt.

TIP: stop buying your PC mice from the pet store. Next you'll be saying that your pet mouse has an exceptionally long tail, never eats and makes strange clicking noises when stroked!;) :rolleyes:

You'll beg my pardon if I don't respond in kind, or feel somewhat crushed by your comments. I think that my initial point has been proven though. I don't come here to argue or fight..I come here to enjoy the board and that is exactly what I intend to do. Good day to you all:hatsoff:

Expensive car crash http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007100574,00.html If you fly NWA, you might get an idea of what the 'W' stands for.. http://wcco.com//topstories/local_story_064172908.html Man attacks mouse = fails Mouse attacks man = Hospital...

Sunday, Monday, Happy Roald, Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Roald, Thursday, Friday, Happy Roald, Saturday, what a day, Pornin' all week with you.

I had a Chopper (tee-hee).. I actually desired a Raleigh Grifter, because they looked so cool with their gripshift gears n' all. Unfortunately all the local bike shops were sold out, so I had to settle for a chopper....great for wheelies!

I can't imagine many pornstars getting on their backs in a dingy, damp and dirty bedsit. ...or would they??? Coming soon: 'damp and dirty bedsit.com'- A site for truly filthy porn!

Gosh...just imagine, one day we might (wink) reach a hundred!

Why does every thread have to end up in a 'bitch-slapping' contest? Come on chaps, lighten up and enjoy yourselves.

I've been getting somewhat nostalgic for my younger days, just lately. The internet is fantastic for looking up things that you liked back in your ***** hood. So why not use this thread to post about whatever you used to like when you were a ***. BMX bikes - I was mad about BMXs back in the...

..and 'tasting your own cum' MUST stay.:bowdown:

In the land of the Repless..the Ten-Rep man is king. BTW: I'm not too sad, I was starting to lag-behind in the 'ole rep points anyway.. Good Riddance you miserable little green gems!..:crash:

I blame noobs (sorry if this is a repost).

See your doctor ASAP.

'Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here's a severed hand ...just for you' http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17406572/ Priceless quote: "Authorities said the hand was found in a jar on Kay's dresser in her South Plainfield home last summer. Friends have said she called it Freddy."

Ah, I see you're something of a connoisseur...you must also have a soft spot for the likes of Haysi Fantayzee and the Tweets.:hatsoff:

50 Cent - He's only half the act that Dollar were.. http://www.dollarsite.co.uk/biog/biogpage.html

Actually, I think she likes you.. you should see the state of the noobs that she doesn't like!

The spice girls May their collective boobs sag in their old age and their voices descend into a barely audible rasp, for the awful music that they have inflicted upon this world. Rap Music artists - I don't get it... Since when was talking fast over a repetitive drumbeat considered music...

Well done to Man Utd for beating Liverpool.... Now someone please shoot me:mad: :eek:

Nice clear skies where I'm at.....HEY, who turned off the moon??

An ounce of common sense A grain of truth

From Airplane - More of a scene than a single quote, but still funny as hell.. Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er. Captain Oveur: Roger! Roger Murdock: Huh? Victor...

and I'll bet his hobbies include wild-flower pressing and crochet...

It's probably the coolant compressor. They have to switch on every once in a while to compress the coolant, otherwise your fridge would overheat. It's worthwhile checking that the coolant fan isn't catching on something or maybe just a loose guard.:hatsoff:

There is a similar game, but it's in the archive section now.

Man smokes cigs through his mouth, nose, ears......arse(no, not really, but he's probably practising right now) http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=39308&in_page_id=2 I mean..HOW does someone discover that they can smoke a cig like that??

Don't want to rain on your parade, but I'm sure we've had a similar thread.

AVG http://free.grisoft.com/freeweb.php/doc/2/

(Aliens) Bill Paxton aka prvt Hudson...just going a bit mental. Goldfinger Pussy Galore(BEST name EVER..btw): "Where's Goldfinger?" James Bond: "Playing his golden harp"

'Close Encounters of the Third Kind' When the big mothership rises up behind the mountain at the end of the film, if you look closely you will see a tiny replica of R2D2 stuck to the underside of it (it's small and not that easy to see...but trust me, it's there"!)

Get A Room!

*********** - Japanese Style http://www.weirdasianews.com/2006/11/08/japanese-banquet-of-***********/ I'm sure even Hannibal Lecter would find this strange.