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I didn't get to where I am today... by letting the crazy thread polls fade into history.

Beware what you do today, for it's the.... Yes, YES...I know. I said I was going stop these for GOOD!...but for fucks sake, this board is GOLDMINE of lunatic posting. It seems like word got out that I stopped doing them...and BAM, loads of even crazier threads... So, let's roll up our...

NOT without a DNA test, matey...;)

I always think of hotrod11inches.....nooooooooooooooo!:weeping:

Well, it's a world away from the 'hot-babe' that I usually search for....but I'll give it a try.

:hatsoff:

Yeah...like you'll come away from your collection of Lucy pics, just like that;)

I didn't get to where I am today... by following the driver in front of me...because he's lost as well.

:1orglaugh "Mirrors on the ceiling...the pink ********* on ice" Actually, I wouldn't want to leave...especially if some OSCMs were around to help me 'settle-in'.

I keep clicking, but there's no escape!...aaaaggghhh! Well, I've heard about the internet becoming more and more interactive...but the ability of a site to '****' is quite something.

Cockatoo tries to hatch creme eggs.. http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1260143,00.html Labrador sniffer dogs used to sniff out fake DVDs.. http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1259980,00.html Apparently they can sniff out Kevin Costner movies with no trouble...well they...

I didn't get to where I am today... by not knowing how to type 'I didn't get to where I am today'

What's the film? Matrix Powerful virtual reality simulation, creates an idyllic utopia world for it's occupants...until a group of dissenters decide that everyone should be ****** to live in a post-apocalyptic wasteland earth. Watch as the dissenters try to fight and destroy the simulation...

1) Worst movie 2) Worst Bond (actor) 3) Worst villain 4) Worst henchman/-men/-woman 5) Worst car 6) Worst gadget 7) Worst Bond babe 1) Never Say Never Again - Oh why didn't Connery say 'Never' when asked to do this. 2) Timothy Dalton - Too Serious...and bordering on wooden. 3) Apart from...

Until we get a 'Sad' section, then I suppose it will have to do.

..by claiming paternity to a playboy model's *****.

I would like to get involved with the 'Seedy-underbelly' of our new city. I'm aware that most major cities have a seedy-underbelly and I'd very much like to be part of it. Failing that, can I be the manager of the local peepshow club/massage parlour?

I think a change of name....'LadyLost' perhaps?:)

Hardly the most original idea...True Lies all over again. Still, I like Bruce, so I'll probably go see it.

..By being a WILFer http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=128002

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1259867,00.html Apparently 2/3 of UK surfers don't know what they're looking for when they surf - they are 'WILF'ers... (What was I Looking For?) I usually have a pretty good idea of what I'm looking for when I surf (Freeones or porn, usually...oh...

Just one thing to bear in mind - the quality of the recording will only be as good as the video tape you're recording from.

I've did this with my Panasonic Dvd recorder. It was a simple case of plugging a scart cable from the Video recorder to the DVD recorder.

I didn't get to where I am today... By refusing rep....EVER!

I didn't get to where I am today... By telling people what kind of a day I've had, just by using smilies.. 9.00am :crash:.....11.00am:cussing:.....5.00pm:weeping:.....11.00pm:*****:

Time for your medication...;)

Sounds like all my ex girlfriends finally banded together and spilled the beans on me.... and just for the record - I always lift the toilet seat up.

That's okay - I was thinking 'B' anyway;)

Getting back to the Dolly question... I look at it this way..let's say the entire human race was wiped out and the only two people left were you and Dolly Parton. You have the glorious opportunity to repopulate, start afresh, reseed if you will, the entire planet (just like Adam and Eve). The...

Just in - Some Upsetting News We have just received some upsetting news, so upsetting in fact that we can't tell you what it is. This upsetting news comes just days after the last upsetting news, which was so upsetting that we couldn't even mention it, never mind show pictures of it. Prime...

Don't worry...she spews coffee all the time.

I think this so-called format war will turn out to be nothing of the sort...at least not for you or me. Several electronics companies have either released or are planning to release multi-format players/recorders, so the 'war' will be more about marketing and overall sales, rather than about...

You don't live near Dick Cheney do you?..

Bush: Send in the Clowns U.S. president, George Bush, suprised congress today by announcing his passion for tinned prunes...and also that all circus clowns are to be drafted into the U.S. army with immediate effect. "It is true that our involvement in the gulf has left us short of enlisted men...

I thought that maybe this was a 'spare' April fools thread that BNF had kept up his sleeve..:rolleyes:

Considering that Georges is French, he still has a better grasp of writing English than you.

Can somone translate this for me...I haven't seen this particular dialect before.

and that just got you a second bad post report..enjoy your upcoming ban:wave2:

Are we talking Lego and action man here?..or maybe something a bit racier - BUCKAROO!

I didn't get to where I am today... BY FOLLOWING BOARD RULES ABOUT THE OVERUSE OF CAPS IN POSTS.

I must have been on holiday when that happened..could someone fill me in?..

Just in... some late entries for this year's 'song for eurovision' 'Show me your lovely pants' - The Turn-ups 'Love will tear us apart - The Singing Buttocks 'Microwaved peas blues' - The Mushy Brothers 'Kiss my IPod (You know you want to..)' - Strange Love Quest 'I'm in heaven when you...

Britney Spears - I love my brick Troubled pop star, Britney Spears has revealed for the first time her new love-interest...a house brick. "He's called Malcolm and we've been together for a couple of days now" she wittered. "He's the strong silent type, he doesn't say much, but he's a rock...or...

Roy Keane's reveales pet hates.. Footballer and part time sex-therapist, Roy Keane, has revealed one of his pet hates....pets!. I fucking **** them..Dogs, Cats, Rabbits, Goldfish and Budgies..... don't get me started on them bastards" The trouble began when Keane was sent a Budgie anonymously "...

lol...please don't say you were 'ring'master:D

I should have know there was something wrong when he ordered several dozen sterilized gloves, some clean towels and two-hundred nappies.

Looks like I'm missing the 'e'

He would probably have been the teacher in my class.:D

w...t...f... is this tunsty? Well peeps. Anyone who knows their comedy, will remember the classic comedy series 'The Fall and Rise of Reginal Perrin'. There was a character called 'C.J.', who was Reggie's boss, who liked to come out with the line "I didn't get to where I am today..." followed...

It's not often that I post in this part of the board..so you can be damn sure that it's something of great importance. WTF is 'Bab? I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable and (largely) interesting explanation...