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  1. tunsty

    I didn't get to where I am today...

    I didn't get to where I am today... by letting the crazy thread polls fade into history.
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    Friday the 13th Crazy Thread Poll

    Beware what you do today, for it's the.... Yes, YES...I know. I said I was going stop these for GOOD!...but for fucks sake, this board is GOLDMINE of lunatic posting. It seems like word got out that I stopped doing them...and BAM, loads of even crazier threads... So, let's roll up our...
  3. tunsty

    you ever think of a freeones memeber in your off time?

    NOT without a DNA test, matey...;)
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    you ever think of a freeones memeber in your off time?

    I always think of hotrod11inches.....nooooooooooooooo!:weeping:
  5. tunsty

    Search 'Bab' ? - WTF?

    Well, it's a world away from the 'hot-babe' that I usually search for....but I'll give it a try.
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    Guys: Finger up the butt? Like it or don't?

    :hatsoff:
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    I rememebr when freeones was bomb sh*t

    Yeah...like you'll come away from your collection of Lucy pics, just like that;)
  8. tunsty

    I didn't get to where I am today...

    I didn't get to where I am today... by following the driver in front of me...because he's lost as well.
  9. tunsty

    I rememebr when freeones was bomb sh*t

    :1orglaugh "Mirrors on the ceiling...the pink ********* on ice" Actually, I wouldn't want to leave...especially if some OSCMs were around to help me 'settle-in'.
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    I rememebr when freeones was bomb sh*t

    I keep clicking, but there's no escape!...aaaaggghhh! Well, I've heard about the internet becoming more and more interactive...but the ability of a site to '****' is quite something.
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    The WTF? - Files..

    Cockatoo tries to hatch creme eggs.. http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1260143,00.html Labrador sniffer dogs used to sniff out fake DVDs.. http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1259980,00.html Apparently they can sniff out Kevin Costner movies with no trouble...well they...
  12. tunsty

    I didn't get to where I am today...

    I didn't get to where I am today... by not knowing how to type 'I didn't get to where I am today'
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    Fake Film synopsis..

    What's the film? Matrix Powerful virtual reality simulation, creates an idyllic utopia world for it's occupants...until a group of dissenters decide that everyone should be ****** to live in a post-apocalyptic wasteland earth. Watch as the dissenters try to fight and destroy the simulation...
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    Worst of Bond

    1) Worst movie 2) Worst Bond (actor) 3) Worst villain 4) Worst henchman/-men/-woman 5) Worst car 6) Worst gadget 7) Worst Bond babe 1) Never Say Never Again - Oh why didn't Connery say 'Never' when asked to do this. 2) Timothy Dalton - Too Serious...and bordering on wooden. 3) Apart from...
  15. tunsty

    Bill Shatner

    Until we get a 'Sad' section, then I suppose it will have to do.
  16. tunsty

    I didn't get to where I am today...

    ..by claiming paternity to a playboy model's *****.
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    Busty City

    I would like to get involved with the 'Seedy-underbelly' of our new city. I'm aware that most major cities have a seedy-underbelly and I'd very much like to be part of it. Failing that, can I be the manager of the local peepshow club/massage parlour?
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    Attention all WILFers!

    I think a change of name....'LadyLost' perhaps?:)
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    Live Free or Die Hard

    Hardly the most original idea...True Lies all over again. Still, I like Bruce, so I'll probably go see it.
  20. tunsty

    I didn't get to where I am today...

    ..By being a WILFer http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=128002
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    Attention all WILFers!

    http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-1259867,00.html Apparently 2/3 of UK surfers don't know what they're looking for when they surf - they are 'WILF'ers... (What was I Looking For?) I usually have a pretty good idea of what I'm looking for when I surf (Freeones or porn, usually...oh...
  22. tunsty

    Transfer VHS, 8mm or Hi8 to DVD?

    Just one thing to bear in mind - the quality of the recording will only be as good as the video tape you're recording from.
  23. tunsty

    Transfer VHS, 8mm or Hi8 to DVD?

    I've did this with my Panasonic Dvd recorder. It was a simple case of plugging a scart cable from the Video recorder to the DVD recorder.
  24. tunsty

    I didn't get to where I am today...

    I didn't get to where I am today... By refusing rep....EVER!
  25. tunsty

    I didn't get to where I am today...

    I didn't get to where I am today... By telling people what kind of a day I've had, just by using smilies.. 9.00am :crash:.....11.00am:cussing:.....5.00pm:weeping:.....11.00pm:*****:
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    If you could turn one person into a porn star?

    Time for your medication...;)
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    Dolly Parton

    Sounds like all my ex girlfriends finally banded together and spilled the beans on me.... and just for the record - I always lift the toilet seat up.
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    Dolly Parton

    That's okay - I was thinking 'B' anyway;)
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    Dolly Parton

    Getting back to the Dolly question... I look at it this way..let's say the entire human race was wiped out and the only two people left were you and Dolly Parton. You have the glorious opportunity to repopulate, start afresh, reseed if you will, the entire planet (just like Adam and Eve). The...
  30. tunsty

    Squirrel World News

    Just in - Some Upsetting News We have just received some upsetting news, so upsetting in fact that we can't tell you what it is. This upsetting news comes just days after the last upsetting news, which was so upsetting that we couldn't even mention it, never mind show pictures of it. Prime...
  31. tunsty

    FreeOnes Members Webcam Week!

    Don't worry...she spews coffee all the time.
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    Formats wars HDDVD Vs Blu-Ray

    I think this so-called format war will turn out to be nothing of the sort...at least not for you or me. Several electronics companies have either released or are planning to release multi-format players/recorders, so the 'war' will be more about marketing and overall sales, rather than about...
  33. tunsty

    Blind hunters in Texas to use laser sights

    You don't live near Dick Cheney do you?..
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    Squirrel World News

    Bush: Send in the Clowns U.S. president, George Bush, suprised congress today by announcing his passion for tinned prunes...and also that all circus clowns are to be drafted into the U.S. army with immediate effect. "It is true that our involvement in the gulf has left us short of enlisted men...
  35. tunsty

    Blind hunters in Texas to use laser sights

    I thought that maybe this was a 'spare' April fools thread that BNF had kept up his sleeve..:rolleyes:
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    Turn a lonely girl on!

    Considering that Georges is French, he still has a better grasp of writing English than you.
  37. tunsty

    Turn a lonely girl on!

    Can somone translate this for me...I haven't seen this particular dialect before.
  38. tunsty

    Turn a lonely girl on!

    and that just got you a second bad post report..enjoy your upcoming ban:wave2:
  39. tunsty

    Turn a lonely girl on!

    Are we talking Lego and action man here?..or maybe something a bit racier - BUCKAROO!
  40. tunsty

    I didn't get to where I am today...

    I didn't get to where I am today... BY FOLLOWING BOARD RULES ABOUT THE OVERUSE OF CAPS IN POSTS.
  41. tunsty

    Turn a lonely girl on!

    I must have been on holiday when that happened..could someone fill me in?..
  42. tunsty

    Squirrel World News

    Just in... some late entries for this year's 'song for eurovision' 'Show me your lovely pants' - The Turn-ups 'Love will tear us apart - The Singing Buttocks 'Microwaved peas blues' - The Mushy Brothers 'Kiss my IPod (You know you want to..)' - Strange Love Quest 'I'm in heaven when you...
  43. tunsty

    Squirrel World News

    Britney Spears - I love my brick Troubled pop star, Britney Spears has revealed for the first time her new love-interest...a house brick. "He's called Malcolm and we've been together for a couple of days now" she wittered. "He's the strong silent type, he doesn't say much, but he's a rock...or...
  44. tunsty

    Squirrel World News

    Roy Keane's reveales pet hates.. Footballer and part time sex-therapist, Roy Keane, has revealed one of his pet hates....pets!. I fucking **** them..Dogs, Cats, Rabbits, Goldfish and Budgies..... don't get me started on them bastards" The trouble began when Keane was sent a Budgie anonymously "...
  45. tunsty

    I didn't get to where I am today...

    lol...please don't say you were 'ring'master:D
  46. tunsty

    FreeOnes Members Webcam Week!

    I should have know there was something wrong when he ordered several dozen sterilized gloves, some clean towels and two-hundred nappies.
  47. tunsty

    Search 'Bab' ? - WTF?

    Looks like I'm missing the 'e'
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    Really bad puns!

    He would probably have been the teacher in my class.:D
  49. tunsty

    I didn't get to where I am today...

    w...t...f... is this tunsty? Well peeps. Anyone who knows their comedy, will remember the classic comedy series 'The Fall and Rise of Reginal Perrin'. There was a character called 'C.J.', who was Reggie's boss, who liked to come out with the line "I didn't get to where I am today..." followed...
  50. tunsty

    Search 'Bab' ? - WTF?

    It's not often that I post in this part of the board..so you can be damn sure that it's something of great importance. WTF is 'Bab? I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable and (largely) interesting explanation...
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