Search results

I use AVG 7.5 - I've had no problems of any kind. No matter which anti-virus you use, just make sure it's kept up to date.:hatsoff:

..and Taxes ..and death

We have some late movie scores coming in. Over to Fred Shuttlecock at the sports desk.. Rocky 6 - Shrek 2 A rollover for Rocky, still showing good home form - Shrek really looked unfit today and played an ugly game. Spider-man 2 - Jaws 2 The biting tackles from jaws meant a good second-half...

New 'any-value' banknote to be introduced The Bank of England has announced it is to introduce a new variable-value banknote. A sly-looking spokesman said "We think a variable-value banknote would be a wicked idea..imagine having a single banknote worth absolutely anything!" The idea has...

Can someone tell me where I can get a catalogue of errors?...I'd like to see the mistakes before I make them.

In one episode, Dougal wears a T-shirt that says 'It's a Priest thing' ..apparently the filming crew wore these all the time.

I'm sure there will be no problem there. You should get a large fluorescent envelope through your letterbox in the next few days..it will be marked 'Freeones porn site - account delete pack' You will need to fill in the form and have it signed by five other people, then return it in the other...

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/nardo-design-empire.php

..those ridiculous -looking mirrors that you see on the back windows of people-carriers. I'm sure you 've seen them, it's like a door mirror that has been stuck on the back window, so that they can reverse without hitting anything or anyone. Now come on..is this the best that the designers can...

With statements like that..I think you already 'have' lost it :eek:

The Cucumber wars of Dorchester A Cucumber war has has flared up in Dorchester. The War between two rival gangs, the 'Bad-Veg Boys' and the 'Green and Stiff Gang' has been ongoing for the last 3 minutes. A resident of Dorchester, who didn't want his identity to be revealed, but is know to live...

Peter Crouch is a Midget - reveals Benitez Liverpool Football club have revealed their striker, Peter Crouch, is actually a 3' 6 midget. "His 6' 7 height is just an optical illusion" revealed manager Rafael Benitez. He went on " We manage to maintain the illusion, by the use of smoke, mirrors...

five legged frogs.. http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1259113,00.html four legged ducks.. http://news.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/picture_gallery/0,,91059-1258812,00.html Three legged pornstars.. No, not really..

British weather to be auctioned on eBay Prime minister Tony Blair has announced that the British weather is to be put up for sale on eBay. "The British people have had enough of this drab, disappointing and tedious thing " said a spokesman, who then introduced the Prime Minister. "The British...

You obviously have never seen some of my co-workers..

When she grows up, she'll be an Iron Maiden!...har har har..:*****:

Keith Richards - I snorted my *** http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2007/04/03/entertainment/e115910D72.DTL&type=entertainment Exercise, balanced diet etc = bad Boobies etc = good http://news.rgj.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070330/COL06/703300476/1109 Bad: Threaten...

Jaws The last of a nearly extinct species of shark, is mercilessly hunted down by a mild-mannered sheriff and a mad sea captain. Will the shark evade it's pursuers?.. or will it be hunted down and ****** like the rest of it's species?

Try searching this site.. http://forums.afterdawn.com/

E.T. An insidious invasion by aliens is averted when one of their scout party is captured and then ****** to walk around in human clothes. The ***** apparently dies, only to regain life and make a quick escape back into space.

News just in... Jacksson has been tracked down and cornered by an angry mob of Freeones members: Yup, he's made us look like tits...rather than look at tits.

Absolutely Boobtastic news.:boobies:

I don't know if people will go for this, but lets run it up the flagpole and see if it blows in the wind...or just blows. The idea: Pick a film and write a short review/synopsis...only make it seem like the movie the exact opposite of what it's supposed to be. Example: Star Wars A powerful...

Beans on toast: 1 slice of bread (toasted) 1 portion of beans (warmed) Pour beans onto toast and eat.

Sorry folks..but it is an old trick. I'll just slink off into the shadows now...:anonymous

From the 1959 comedy 'I'm alright jack', staring Peter Sellers. Windrush: "My aunt used Detto and she came out in an appalling rash." Detto executive: "Is that so?. I'll have you know my wife has always washed our baby's napkins in Detto and neither has shown the sign of a spot since birth."...

here.. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=85718

Oh the irony is ******* me.. Speaking out on the internet...ON THE INTERNET! The Battleplan... "Okay guys we need to make **** aware of the dangers of modern-day technology and it's negative effects..I suggest a wide reaching advertising campaign, utilising TV, Radio, Internet and texts..I...

NONE of the cards in the first selection are in the second..so it doesn't matter which you pick.

Contrary to popular belief, the moon does actually spin on it's axis. It takes approx 28 1/2 days for it to do this, which is exactly the same amount of time it takes the moon to orbit the earth. That is why we only ever see one side of the moon.

A Fistful of Dollars "You see my mule don't like people laughing, he gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it..."

"Er, Hi Boss...sorry I won't be able to come in today. I went for a 42 mile charity run yesterday and chafed my nipples, they're really sore and tender today... I'll be back in a day or two"

I believe (along with no-one else) that Jod wasn't actually a person. He (or should that be 'IT' ) was a cyberspace entity, created in the darkest corners of the interweb...growing, learning, adapting to it's environment. It derived it's power from the goodwill of the web users (rep), an...

Winamp 2.76

Ugly people who own/drive convertibles.. First bit of sunny weather and everyone is dropping their hoods and posing around trying to look cool...but it only actually works if your a hot babe or a George Clooney look-a-like. Trust me, if you look like you've been dragged through a hedge...

Found this whilst surfin' Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him “Rover” or “Spot”. I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog’s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I would like to...

I plead innocence...my jokes aren't that funny.

http://www.teenshorde.com/karups-teens-665kathy5/candy.html

Hot Fuzz... Funny-as-hell

The Thing - The heart ****** scene (for those who know) ***** - The best and most shocking chest-burster

Thar she blows! :cussing:

Big Underpants Might Plunge

Ask Poggy... on second thoughts - DON'T, we've only just calmed him down from the last time.

(sniff) I mean...you could almost feel kinda sorry for the croc.

Sorry to hear about that. I've heard that you can get anti-tinnitus headphones, that produce negative sound waves (or something!)

I'd like to see the following ads ******: Any with good-looking male model prancing around shirtless. Those Halifax bank ads where they get their employees to sing and dance around. 'No win, no fee' lawyer ads. Anything with Carol Vorderman.

German scientists invent 'anti-fart' pill for cows. Quote: "The only problem at the moment is that the pill is about the size of a fist, which is hard to persuade the cows to swallow."

This might sound a strange one, but I recently heard the song 'Melissa' by the Allman brothers (Top Gear theme tune) and I couldn't stop playing it. It's a 7+ min instrumental, but just sounds great.:thumbsup:

Re: Worst movie of all time Evolution http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251075/ I like David Duchovny, but this attempt at comedy was pathetic.

Scientists create Glow-in-the-Dark rabbits. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007120870,00.html Art Garfunkel must have seen this coming, when he sung 'Bright Eyes' Woman marries corpse. http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91059-1255435,00.html No marital problems reported... The...