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A comic character dies, do you: A) Shrug your shoulders and carry on reading B) Hold a mass fake funeral at which thousands turn up and actually mourn and cry? http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article1674440.ece Best quote: “He was like a ****** figure to me,” Makoto...

King of the Road I love the laid back-ness of this song. BTW: who did the best version?, I have a version by Dean Martin, but know it has been covered by a few other artists.

'Middle Earth' ?? ;) :1orglaugh

Hmmmm...overall I'd 'just' go for Jamie, but Shay is less than a gnat's willie width behind.

She has a remarkably similar face to a woman I work with....although Allie is a lot more curvy.

I didn't get to where I am today... By Masturbating in the 'Economics and Finance' section of my local library.

He means your OWN balls...;)

I have trained my pet fish to jump out of their tank, slap the appropriate keys with their fins and then jump back into their tank. Pity they haven't the knack of switching the PC on first though...

..to The Proclaimers and that fucking Goddam awful '(I'm Gonna Be) 500 Miles' I hated the song when it first came out and I **** it now..charity or not.

If you thought your arse was hot from that curry you had last night...think again. http://www.canada.com/topics/news/oddities/story.html?id=69625295-1e07-4ae0-b70b-90d8270df8b2&k=17922

He didn't mention 'biggest gut' did he?..I might just be in with a shout.

Chunky cum - now 50% more chunks. lol...can't wait for the TV ads!

This is the worst porn board I've ever been to. Nobody is friendly, I've been bad repped so many times that I ***** about red gemstones and...AND no-one laughs at my jokes either!. I'm never coming here again. Oh wait, I've posted in the wrong thread again...;)

NO!..nothing to do with sex. I read this story about an unfortunate trainee plumber who, on his first day, managed to burn down a £5M Mansion. http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21577635-13762,00.html In another life, that would have been me.:o So have any of you made mega-blunders at...

I take anything gold and shiny.. tinsel from your xmas tree?..that will do nicely.

Porn is Ok - Shell Oil Co. http://wnd.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=55248 Apparently top-shelf magazines like Penthouse and Playboy are no longer considered porn...they should be know as 'Adult Sophisticates'. "Yeah thats fuel on pump No5, a newspaper...and I'd like that adult sophisticate...

I'm two-faced...:D

Aw Doggone it:helpme:

Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell That has to be my favourite Erica set. The tousled hair and the 'over the shoulder' look, does it for me.:thumbsup:

Poggy1 ;) for failing to show Lucy's lovely love-puppies in all their glory, in his sig.

I'd like the last Turkey in the shop...so hurry!

I didn't get to where I am today... By having noobies quote dictionary terms to me, that they copy/pasted from dictionary websites. They can: Get –verb (used with object) 1. to receive or come to have possession, use, or enjoyment of: to get a birthday present; to get a pension. 2. to...

Just out of shot is some guy mixing some cornstarch etc (special Ladylove recipe);)

I might get a T-shirt printed with that on it. and I'll send it to the Pope, with a note ..'to be worn on sundays only'

Airplane 1 + 2 The first film is still as funny as ever, but the second just seems a rehash of the first film, Having said that the talented (ha) Shat' makes an appearance.

What was this thread about, again??:dunno:

Re: To mark threads where the girl is IDed hmmm....interesting idea.:)

Fantasy....wtf? I suppose the unfortunate girl in question, would find it hysterically funny to find herself pregnant...not. Sorry pal.. 'lol' or not, I think the thread title sends out a grossly immature and frankly, pathetic message. Thank God I don't have a ******** who 'might' find...

Thanks :hatsoff:

A barrel of laughs. and can someone give me a penny for my thought.

Can anyone ID this gal from the same site? http://baremaidens.com/tour/page12/index.html

Not many women would try that.....she's certainly got bottle.:1orglaugh <- :ban: :*****:

Re: Franchezca I posted an ID request for this babe, but there was already a thread. A moderator merged mine onto the other thread.:hatsoff:

I'm sure this is a typo...but it still makes sense somehow.:1orglaugh

Did someone call?

I'm desperate to get hold of pics of Bea Arthur nude... What!... you mean this isn't the babe request thread?;)

Re: Franchezca Thanks!:hatsoff:

I didn't know Nightfly on a personal level, just through posting on Freeones. It's a testament to his intellect, personality and presence on the board, that we all feel so shocked and saddened by the news and will do so for some time to come. There is another thread asking which Freeones...

Franchezca Any more of this beauty?. http://www.kindgirls.com/gal.php?dir=franchezca_399&nom=Franchezca&num=12&pub=twistys&p=172

Try dating sites if you wish, but you may end up chatting to someone, who when you meet them, is not what you expected.

I doubt there's any more chance of pornstars advertising the fact that they have a disease, than the rest of us would. It's personal information after all.

Wrong suspect...I meant Maxell.

Not disrepecting you...honest! just a previous board member who liked to post pics of girlfriends.

Your lucky I actually opened this thread..I thought I had a contender for my next crazy poll. You might be on to something there...last week I had a strawberry milkshake and my man-boobs went up a cup-size:1orglaugh

Why am I thinking Memorex?;)

New Bond baddie 'Old ****** Time'

I ask myself that all the time.

Yup, like I said...a fucking GOLDMINE.

..Of all the mean, scandalous, nasty, hurtful things... Liked the post:thumbsup: ...but please...NO MORE of that dusty Tux!

Very wise...but too late, I'm afraid..:confused: