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Damn, I loved that guy's character. He made constipated intimidating. RIP Randy

In honor of macho man Randy Savage: “Oooooh yeahhhhh!”

On second thought, I'm gonna have to go with Hans Gruber on this one.

OMG why are you people so calm?! The world's gonna end tomorrow! Fuuuuuck! I'm definitely not gonna get raptured...Damn that ***** and those prostitutes! *Tosses hookers out of apartment, pours ****** down drain* I just had to procrastinate. How many hail mary's do I need to say?

The real question is what's an Islamic terrorist doing in a deserted street waiting to ****** random passerbys? In the south no less too. Bin Laden's death must have really disorganized them. I mean I'll shoot first, but there's definitely gonna be some questions later. Like: "why the fuck are...

I think that song's lost all it's credibility now.

Re: Scum who ******** three students in execution-style gang ******* sentenced to pri :facepalm: I swear I've been seeing that a lot lately. No one's gonna masturbate to you Vicky Dougan, stop popping up whenever somebody types "the back". Edit: Summer nite too?! Who the fuck comes up with...

Allysyn Chaynes Don't bother doing it if you're just gonna grimace.

STDiva has a male friend that he doesn't even realize is attracted to him. :facepalm:

By the way, his *** is damn fine.

This just in: one of the neighborhood **** stole it, and brought it back to me today. His *** must have given him a scolding when she found out he had it. Little brat. I wanted to berate him fully for taking it but he put on that act where he cowered his head and kept apologizing. I gave him a...

I can't wait! Somebody synthesize the virus already so I can have some fun! I'm gettin' ancy.

"I AM A SEXY SHOELESS GOD OF WAR!" edit: keep it in caps! .

Haha y'all think I forgot about this thread. I'm back, and I'm here to claim my rightful place as the winner right now and forever after. I am now the ruler of this domain. Either obey me or be exiled. Your choice.

vanilla deville

Holy ****, guess what song I was just listening to a minute ago before this thread was bumped? pHCdS7O248g It must be a sign.

This isn't a seven dwarves thread?

I've said it once and I'll say it again: these "journalists" are just ****** sour grapes.

Now this hits close to home. That's me man....Hustlin' & survivin' everyday.

You wanna get neg repped?

rebecca linares

My pants are fused with my skin. Also I would wish for immortality so I can partake in all my favorite vices for an eternity and laugh as the rest of you get old and senile.

Awwww.... Did everybody aw? I didn't hear an aw from some of you. Aw you bastards, aw!

And you aren't even human!

No handjob for me, thank you. I've adopted a life of stoicism. ....not! I'll take the handjob.

He's fabulous now.

#3=crissy moran #4=alexis texas

:mad: Thief!

Well I certainly can't imagine myself without them.

I have nice nipples.

alanah rae

I jerk off onto a piece of construction paper and stick dry macaroni and glitter on it. Then I stick my arts and crafts masterpiece on the fridge for all my guests to see. I made one of the Eiffel tower the other day.

Alas, I've been more or less living the bachelor lifestyle for about 7 months. It has it's pros and cons but I'm always keeping my eye out for Ms. PK. What about you? Is there a Mrs. Orange Cat?

Tell me about it. Where are all the good threads? It's not just freeones either, seems like everything in my world is a little less interesting at the moment. A vacation is imminent. Good to know that your work life and love life are treating you well though. I can't complain much either.

I think they're still mad about that whole oppression thing.

Re: Who made you cum today? stacy silver

I am surviving. How are you my tangerine feline friend?

Remember that old 90's SNL skit where they keep having to stop the rocket launch because random people were wandering around the launch bay, and they had to wait until they were gone? Then they see Donald and his wife wandering under the rocket and they immediately ignite the launch? Yeah...

She'll never be hungry again.

So when is that zombie apocalypse happening? I am so down for that.

5BmEGm-mraE

You should try their skincare products.

Says the "PirateKing". :facepalm:

Lot of stolen x-boxes. I can't stand that there are people who get by stealing while I and many other people have to work their asses off to buys these things. I left a note where it was taken, addressed to the thief, which kindly says that I would like the bike back and milks sympathy. Not...

None of which are filled with pudding...:wtf:

julia bond

lily labeau

#1 looks like lizz tayler #2 is lily labeau

:hatsoff: Why thank you.