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Re: Who made you cum today? april o'neil

Re: Nice Boobs, Nice Legs ...ID please for this dirtyfeet rachel roxxx

My scent memory must be off. Although I do remember that it had a hint of dirk's renown cheddar/dead rodent aroma.

Perhaps. Can you prove it though?

I took the bite marks and bruises on it as a sign that you might have have been. My apologies. Also is it me or does it smell like Dirks ***?

*searching synonyms* China wants summit at US stealth copter China wants zenith at US stealth copter China wants apex at US stealth copter Does not compute....

Balloons? Birthday candles? :dunno: Wait, it's my penis isn't it? Meh..I've had better.

That was a trick question. You guys were doing it wrong. My way is always the right way.

you blow my mind.

8GtGY6tuDaA Am I doing it right?

I believe that's what they call being caught in a lie. :2 cents:

I think she's implying that she'd like to have sex with the black guy.

Ha! The championships were actually held in Fib city! You ignoramus... ...wait. Dammit! :mad:

:clap:

:nono: Cheaters never win in the long run. Unless you happen to be a corporate CEO.

I let you win. [IMG]

:facepalm: That was too quick. :why:

Which part of you? It looks like you spontaneously combusted. Gotta lay off that Thai food.

You're on! Can't remember what I said last time this was posted though. Probably something like: "he misconstrued fear with sexual fantasy".... Ha! :1orglaugh

Nah, I noticed too. Of course, it gives me the opportunity to recycle the funny comment I used last time and see if I can get some new lol's.

Scandalous.

Where was this feature when WTC was trolling? :facepalm: Also is there an "increase avy space" clause in the new features?

That must be it. How can a man who smokes and eats strictly anything be fit? Now he's just contradicting himself.

Something's not right. I can't my finger on it.... Maybe it's the fact that he claims to be a 30 year old heterosexual.

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Materialism and more specifically advertisements about diamonds. "Get your woman a diamond so she'll forget about your infidelities and shortcomings" STFU! I know where those diamonds come from. Also I just accidentally bit my tongue while eating. Fuck!

Right here? Right now? With you? I have to think about it.

below someone who thinks I'm sane.

I'm doing pretty well considering I've won.

Must be a British thing.

:1orglaugh Can't rep you but damn that's funny.

complimenting l3ggy, but me. :D

not a stray

And now you've just been dethroned. Viva la revolucion!

Pirates>>>>>>>Canines>Felines>Homo Sapiens>vodkazvictim

Devil! :weeping:

"She'll be back..."

-uc9r1uf5ms L2eFNnwZ9Eo :sing: This bog is thick and easy to get lost in. cause you're a stupid, belligerent fuckah! This bog is thick and easy to get lost in Cause you're a dumbass belligerent fuckah! I hope it su- I hope it su- I hope it sucks you fuckah! I hope it su- I hope it su- I hope...

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Re: Who made you cum today? kirsten price

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:nono: I think you meant to say "Fudge. Shoot. Motherlover. Goshdarn." ...You fucking shitmouth. :D

What a waste of money.

Re: Who made you cum today? lizz tayler