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  1. PirateKing

    sex

    There's also *****! :****:
  2. PirateKing

    Who has the best personality?

    Re: What Porn Star Has The Best Personality? At the top of my head....Penny flame Sarah Vandella Stoya Sunny Lane Then again I don't personally know these women, but they come off as being fun.
  3. PirateKing

    Girl, 15, shoots her ****** with a hunting bow when he took her cell phone away

    Decent, decent. A little long-winded though...
  4. PirateKing

    Members: 482,730, Active Members: 37,995

    Wow, you're like the Joe McCarthy of freeones. :surprise: How many of them are dirty communists?
  5. PirateKing

    Girl, 15, shoots her ****** with a hunting bow when he took her cell phone away

    There's a joke here somewhere. Someone get on it! Example: That brat will definitely be getting her cell now. A 6x8 cell that is... that's one ******** you don't want to cross. I bow to that man for managing to escape from his ********. Get it?
  6. PirateKing

    Mandy Flores

    Guuuurl! You fine.
  7. PirateKing

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Haven't been around for a while
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    Facials

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
  10. PirateKing

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
  11. PirateKing

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Ah, good man! Much appreciated. :hatsoff:
  12. PirateKing

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Who. Is. She?! :banana:
  13. PirateKing

    Pika-Buu

    I know, right? :facepalm:
  14. PirateKing

    Police arrest people at Jefferson Memorial for the following...

    Either that or they're filming the remake of footloose. :facepalm:
  15. PirateKing

    What Are You Drinkin' Right Now?

    Milk. Whole milk.
  16. PirateKing

    If PlasmaTwat was actually in charge:

    If Alex, Dirk, A-Ry and Blueballs were able to get through inspection without any trouble then you have no reason to worry. :thumbsup:
  17. PirateKing

    Is there a fashion phone metaphor going on?

    It's from the WTC7 fashion line. Let's see the government try to tap those phones. :tinhat:
  18. PirateKing

    If PlasmaTwat was actually in charge:

    FINALLY, hairy balls are favored.
  19. PirateKing

    sex

    I'm in my refractory period right now, not so horny. Give me about 5 more minutes and I'll be right with you sir.
  20. PirateKing

    Pika-Buu

    Supreme kai is such a dumbass. If they had made a weakling like krillin go all out then those two idiots would have still taken the bait and Buu wouldn't have gotten nearly as much energy. Er, I mean...psshh, DBZ? Nerds!
  21. PirateKing

    Word of advice to the guys here

    You don't have to worry about that from me, I'm not even a fan. In a minute....
  22. PirateKing

    How hunt for escaped tiger became wild goose chase when ***** turned out to be a TOY

    Re: How hunt for escaped tiger became wild goose chase when ***** turned out to be a Pussies.
  23. PirateKing

    Girl, 15, shoots her ****** with a hunting bow when he took her cell phone away

    There's some crazy bitches out there.
  24. PirateKing

    Would you intervene if...

    I once did and almost got shot because of it. I'd do it again though, but I probably wouldn't be as confrontational....
  25. PirateKing

    I missed you guys :)

    Yet you still come here regularly... Admit it, you love us.
  26. PirateKing

    I missed you guys :)

    Damn, we've become too predictable...
  27. PirateKing

    Porn stars cant act

    They'll be disappointed to hear that.
  28. PirateKing

    Is Lebron the greatest to ever play the game?

    That primadonna? Nah.
  29. PirateKing

    Worst film you have ever seen?

    Ricochet :facepalm:
  30. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? alicia tyler
  31. PirateKing

    The Main Fail nobody noticed about "Twilight"

    :o You were watching it though..... Laugh at him boys!
  32. PirateKing

    Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides

    You were all waiting for my opinion weren't you? I'll say I enjoy the PoTC movies visually. I like the fishmen, zombies, mermaids, fishmen, settings, costumes, creatures, ships, ect. But the plot and humor falls short to me, as well as the character development. Also one can only take so much...
  33. PirateKing

    Do You Mind If I Work ... the Night Shift?

    I'm jealous of that guys last name.
  34. PirateKing

    An Apple A Day ...

    Chances are it won't keep the doctor away.
  35. PirateKing

    Grease star Jeff Conaway (T-Bird Kenickie) fights for life after painkiller overdose

    Re: Grease star Jeff Conaway (T-Bird Kenickie) fights for life after painkiller overd A culmination to a long downward spiral. RIP
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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Holly Marie Bryn One of those not-in-the-database-yet newcomers that managed to make a worthwhile impression on me.
  37. PirateKing

    Snobby Neighbors Reject Wifey

    Those snobby snobs, with their monocles and their...ascots.
  38. PirateKing

    How do you get freeones points?

    It's much more effective if you send them to Roald.
  39. PirateKing

    Is this the worst case of ****** cruelty you have ever seen?

    Oooh that really makes me rage. :mad:
  40. PirateKing

    Haha, you're too modest Dirk. Too modest. :hatsoff:

    Haha, you're too modest Dirk. Too modest. :hatsoff:
  41. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Kimberly Gates
  42. PirateKing

    What's the worst video game you have ever played?

    Indigo Prophecy.
  43. PirateKing

    big tit blonde

    katie kox
  44. PirateKing

    I missed you guys :)

    Of course you haven't, I'm new here. Best. Disguise. Ever.
  45. PirateKing

    Lindsay Lohan begins prison term.

    All original and deserving of acclaim, I might add.
  46. PirateKing

    I missed you guys :)

    Oh? Is that so? And how do you know this for sure? Hm?
  47. PirateKing

    Lindsay Lohan begins prison term.

    ...And now she's out. Grueling sentence. I'll bet she learned her lesson after that severe punishment. :rolleyes:
  48. PirateKing

    I missed you guys :)

    By "you guys" you mean me especially, yes?
  49. PirateKing

    Your nickname is yoi boy and you will like it!

    Your nickname is yoi boy and you will like it!
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