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  1. PirateKing

    Thiefs....

    No...if he hands over the bike then a few broken bones and some salt in his lacerations will suffice. A bike is more practical these days, at least for me. For starters, I get my exercise by riding it to work which is only about 15 blocks away and I save a ton of money on gas, which is fucking...
  2. PirateKing

    Thiefs....

    I knew that....That's how the hip people spell it. :2 cents: Caught your attention didn't it? But I live in a residential that's about halfway between say suburbia and the tenderloin on the neighborhood spectrum. :dunno:
  3. PirateKing

    Thiefs....

    My sympathies go out to you poor chaps. I wonder if my bike's being traded for heroin right now. Or maybe the thief is enjoying it's slick maneuverability and speed while riding it all across town. Pisses me off to think about it. I loved that bike. :******:
  4. PirateKing

    Schwarzenegger Possibly Getting Divorced

    I don't get it.
  5. PirateKing

    Thiefs....

    At least they left the pants.
  6. PirateKing

    Thiefs....

    No one cares...
  7. PirateKing

    Happy Tuesday!!!

    Fuck Tuesday. Fuck 99 luftballooons. Fuck Zack Braff. What a shitty day it's been....I **** you all! :weeping:
  8. PirateKing

    Who's right... the Police or the Home owner????

    Who protects us from the police? :2 cents:
  9. PirateKing

    >>> Cthulhu is Real

    Thanks for letting me know.
  10. PirateKing

    Amazing rack !!!

    Kenzi Marie
  11. PirateKing

    Thiefs....

    A fucking pox on them. The neighborhood I live in is relatively decent, so I was not expecting my bike to be taken after leaving it unattended and unlocked for just a couple minutes. One of the very few times I let my guard down too... They're the reason why we can't trust our fellow man. I'll...
  12. PirateKing

    STDiva's new band

    They're gonna get so much poonany.
  13. PirateKing

    How long can you abstain from ejaculation? Post the number of days it's been.

    If I abstain from masturbation or sex longer than say 7 days then I start to have nocturnal emissions, and no one wants to **** up with sticky boxers.
  14. PirateKing

    What is the latest good film you watched ?

    Limitless
  15. PirateKing

    Identify this girl

    evie delatosso
  16. PirateKing

    Thor

    Meh.
  17. PirateKing

    She's got the look

    Who is up to the task of ID'ing her?
  18. PirateKing

    That's a good question. I'll go and find out. :hatsoff:

    That's a good question. I'll go and find out. :hatsoff:
  19. PirateKing

    The poor

    Let the poor fight in cages with the rich and see who comes out alive.
  20. PirateKing

    What pisses you off?

    Ungratefulness. Damn the ungratefulness of some people.
  21. PirateKing

    Word Association

    approval
  22. PirateKing

    Ask me (mrtrebus) any question ya want

    Are you feeling refreshed?
  23. PirateKing

    Would you fight for your country?

    The tables were turned over long before Obama became president. :2 cents:
  24. PirateKing

    Do you enjoy sex orgies?

    I agree. It's an image that needs to be painted and displayed at the Louvre so that everyone in the world can see the glory of it and shed tears of admiration.
  25. PirateKing

    I met WTC7WasPulled today!!!!!!!!!! AHH!!!!!1!

    I'm skeptical. Was it the same sexy mutha fucka in WTC's profile pic?
  26. PirateKing

    Do you enjoy sex orgies?

    I'm a selfish guy, so I'm not big on sharing. Plus I **** crowds. I would probably get so irritated with everyone bumping into me and hogging the rectum/pussy that it would turn into a ***** orgy regardless if it was intended to be one. I'd be the only one left, masturbating on a hill of...
  27. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Adrianna Faust
  28. PirateKing

    What is this.....

    :mad: Damn! I knew someone would beat me to it...
  29. PirateKing

    Which of the James Bond movies is your favorite?

    Gotta go with Golden Eye. Pierce Brosnan, Sean Bean, Famke Janssen...how can you go wrong?
  30. PirateKing

    Polo Shirts

    Three words to these girls: Pop. Yo. Collar.
  31. PirateKing

    A suggestion...

    Allegedly Dirk, allegedly....
  32. PirateKing

    Brazilian woman wins the right to masturbate at work

    One question: where does she work?
  33. PirateKing

    Porn dudes....straight guys wanna see!

    I said it once and I'll say it again: Johnny Sins is a hunk.
  34. PirateKing

    The Houston Press Presents: The 10 Hottest Women on the Texas Sex Offenders List

    I suppose so, although it's far less heinous than what the other women did. She stands as the odd one out to me.
  35. PirateKing

    The Houston Press Presents: The 10 Hottest Women on the Texas Sex Offenders List

    The only one worth looking at is the last one and the 16 year old male she ***** with is hardly a victim IMO.
  36. PirateKing

    The last person to post here WINS!

    Winnah! Suck it losers...
  37. PirateKing

    Guys, would you cut off your dick for $1B dollars?

    What's the point of having all that money if you can't spend it on strippers and prostitutes? Me and Captain Kidd have been inseparable since birth. I wouldn't betray our bond for all the money in the world. Yes, he has an name and I'm referring to him as "he" instead of "it". That's how...
  38. PirateKing

    Would it be better to just hand Afghanistan over to China?

    Too practical. I say leave it be. Like Dio said, it's an empire graveyard. China's smart enough not to try invading when they already have control over their **** trade as OC mentioned. Afghanistan is their Mexico.
  39. PirateKing

    Can we please...

    ...use freeones points to buy other members?
  40. PirateKing

    What are you listening to right now?

    4QXMyC_PST4
  41. PirateKing

    The member above me is NOT...

    a man who rules out archaic punishments.
  42. PirateKing

    Another spring day in san francisco

    The grass isn't always greener on the other side.
  43. PirateKing

    The member above me is NOT...

    forward about being backward
  44. PirateKing

    Who sucks the best dick? Gay men or straight women?

    What about gay women or straight men?
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