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hmm..never noticed that key before!...thanks, I'll try that next time.

I don't know if this is just my PC, or something that affects others on the board. Sometimes when typing a post or reply, I might need to add/delete a word part-way through a sentence. When I type in another word, rather than it appearing between two words, as it should, it types over the next...

Sorry, wrong section - please delete.

Am I allowed to use boobies?:D

I take your point, but I think it's only fair for everyone to have a go at it. Simply picking the first reply might work, but the reply might be nonsense, so people will just post anything in order to be first. Also, I won't be choosing every track list..the person who 'wins' will choose it...

Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell Hey..I've got bin-bags. She's welcome to come and try them on..

Aw..don't pout.;) I'll leave it 'As-Is' for now...

This girl must surely have a thread.. http://www.steamy-girls.com/ster/p111_can.htm

I'd appreciate some input here...would it be easier/better to allow the songs in any order? I'd **** to change the rules part-way, but it could be a help..

Not bad..but not in the right order:o

Steady Dave..I haven't decided if your's is the best...actually, your's might the the only entry.

So there I was, just sitting watching TV, when I had a great idea for a game.. But sadly for you all, I decided to post this one instead. The Idea: I'll give you a track-listing from an album and you have to use the song titles to make up a short story. Okay, I know what you're thinking '******...

lol..I've NEVER heard of 'shite' being mistaken for 'awesome'

IN: Aftershave OUT: ***** Only in Russia ****** Jack seen packing suitcase and heading east.. On the plus- side, their **** smells wonderful.

We can all point and laugh, but he's one-up on the rest of us.. http://knuttz.net/hosted_pages/Poor-Man-Private-Island-20070614 Can't imagine that he out in the car much though..

Cindy Renee Volk? I think Aria Giovanni suits her sooo much better..

I should warn you, this is awful.. http://knuttz.net/hosted_pages/Terrible-Disaster-20070613 So sad..

Sure...you happen to live in 'Isle of Man' ..right? Watch out for newspaper headlines 'Man gets hit by ******* driver in harbour'

Hmmm..not sure if I'll be tempted. Depends what colour the duct tape is..

lol..

A ban on Baggy Trousers?...that's MADNESS !;)

As soon as my lotto numbers come up, I'm having one of these. http://www.techeblog.com/index.php/tech-gadget/video-incredible-boatmobile#more-10032 http://www.gibbstech.co.uk/aquada.php

Good News - You're pregnant! Bad News - The Foetus is dead WTF? - er, actually we reckon it's been dead 58 years.. BTW - she's 90.. Man disguises himself as crocodile - to get close to...crocodiles. Manages to escape with life, pants, intact

Nursing Home for the aged....wait for it.....dogs! Where dogs go when they can no longer wag their tails 100 million points if you guessed which country.....yup, Japan Judge Cries over loss of pants.. Cry baby, Cry baby, 1-2-3 Quote: He said Soo Chung tried to give him a pair of...

You know, Microsoft has missed a trick here.. Why haven't they packaged the patches in a box, shipped them to stores and renamed them 'upgrades'? It's just the sort of blind, short-sightedness that has left Bill Gates with Barely two mansions to rub together.

Largest island, in a lake, on an island, in a lake, on an island.. Eh? I recommend starting at the top of the page and working your way down.

The 'Thinking' sex-maniacs joke :thumbsup: Actually, that has just given me an idea for a game..

I like the scientific approach :thumbsup:

Ah, now a little imagination and it starts to look interesting..

Yeah, the internet has taken over from the girlie mags...all very well until the power goes off. In the old-days, it was a girlie mag under the duvet with a shaky torch in one hand and Mr penis in the other.

Go outside and watch the stars... unless it's raining of course.

anyone know?.. http://file.uploadr.com/ec0c-embed

Your just a big meanie..;)

WTF?

Granted. She happens to be a keen birdwatcher and a pair of great tits (largest of the tit ******) have just nested in one of her old bras, hanging on the washing line. I wish I was irresistible to the opposite sex..

I agree, most dogs are old enough to dress themselves... they just need to remember that zips and buttons can be a no-no.

and I was that guy! actually, no....I think it was just a *****.

Not news: Man creates new land-speed record.. News: In a wheelchair.. WTF: He was stuck to the front of a semi ! http://www.wwmt.com/news/paw_36328___article.html/truck_semi.html

Granted... But your brain goes into seizure and you start speaking gibberish. I wish I had a big Mansion in the country, with swimming pool, etc

Can't be Ireland...all of the drinkers are still upright. Can't be the UK...they all look older than 18 and they're not fighting.

It seems that some of you still aren't taking this matter seriously.. Just look at these unfortunate dogs.. Now do you see the potential problems that ******* can bring!?

and I'll bet they all wear corduroy trousers and 'Harry Hill' lapelled shirts...and have long unwashed, tangled hair....and have no girlfriends.....and they think a meal at McDonalds is Haute-Cuisine...etc

I'd like to see her technique for cleaning glasses..:thumbsup:

I bet the Olympic organising commitee have paid a small fortune for those dingbats to come up with that.. For just £2.64 and a packet of cheese crisps, I'd have come up with something better...something with boobies in it.:thumbsup: seriously, you need to get your mind off girls...you...

The new logo for London's 2012 Olympics was launched yesterday, to much hype and trumpeting. However, the logo has already been criticised for being 'terrible' and not representing the image of London or what the Olympics are about...

Re: Non-conventional masturbation I remember hearing a story that soldiers in the first world war used worms in a can to 'bring satisfaction' to themselves...but let's not open that can-of-worms.:eek:

Granted. but due to her other commitments (washing her hair), you'll have to make do with a life-size cut-out of her. I wish for England to win the next world cup..

People..we must be cautious with our canine friends. I'm sure that dogs would love to go on pub-crawls (or evening walks as male owners tend to call them), but ******* can cause many problems for dogs, such as.. So for 'man's best friends' sake..keep them to less than eight pints a night...

The Fine upstanding member.. (as in member of parliament...they're all upstanding dicks)

Oh those Japanese.. I didn't even need to watch the video, the computer graphics were SO realistic that they convinced me.. Just one thing though..the driver went to all the trouble of putting a crash helmet on, what about the guy on the back?.. No helmet or harness to be seen ...crazy dude!