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Can someone provide diagrams or drawings for this...I've lost the plot.:dunno:

Man accused of having sex with bicycle Thought: Was it a Mount'in - bike?

Good News:thumbsup:

Bump.. If no winner by 10.00pm BST, then first responder posts a list.

Katerina & Rolls Royce http://www.foxhq.com/caterina-classic-car/

I agree..:hatsoff: I've had some trouble trimming my palm hair because of this misleading information;)

I never noticed...made sense either way:)

Better still, strip him naked and get one of the girls to anal-fuck him with a strap-on....NO LUBE! Now that's a stick-up!(the ass)

I was gettin' really smoochy with my girl the other night. I whispered to her ' All I really want is to shag the arse off you..' She said 'Ok, but there's something you oughta know.. I'm a perfect 10 in bed'. 'Wow' I thought, as I put my hand in my pocket and pulled out my pack-of-three. She...

'I think I'll use the search function' ...I'll bet that's never been said before

Body-shape reminds me of Adele Stephens.

Shhh..you said you wouldn't tell.

Yeah...sorry about that, I'm back on the tablets now :hatsoff: ;)

That'll be a short list.

I was having fun at my local fairground, you know the sort of thing...swings, coconut shy, carousel, etc Anyway, I was quietly enjoying my M&M's when they were grabbed out of my hand by my hated ex-girlfriend.. 'Dammit, Josie..give them back' I snarled. 'Well that'll teach you forget my...

um...aren't they just likely to pop round to a mate's house to watch TV? Imagine if this catches on....hoardes of **** hanging around shooping malls, looking in the TV shop window to get their 'fix'

It wasn't my own threads that I meant...although, that could be true of most of mine:( Thanks....'bout time I got a mention.

Over to you... Bigbadbrody :thumbsup:

Well, for the last few days, it's been to see how far down the drain, perfectly good game-threads can go...and I haven't been disappointed:(

I'm not sure if LL's 'Bye' is final...or she's just off for coffee and doughnuts. If there no winner announced by 10.00pm BST, then the first responder can choose a tracklist.

I missed out 'Stupidity' ...that's stupidity for ya:rolleyes:

Sorry I took so long... I had to cut it down from 544 pages to this (Thanks LL !:confused: ;) ) I was out house hunting for a new Home. In your heart, you know what you're looking for..somewhere secluded, down in the valley, sort of place. I was looking for my baby, to see if she wanted to...

MISSING: 1 x Lake http://africa.reuters.com/odd/news/usnN20287754.html

Bottom row - second from left...I'm sooooo horny from looking at that pic.

Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell ...must get myself one of those, might be useful.

Re: What you watching right now! Just watched 'In the heat of the night' ..classic film.

Good: Man tries out some new ideas to spice up his sex life Bad: It involves a padlock WTF?: He gets his penis stuck in the padlock....and the hole is superglued-up.....and the hospital can do nothing to help.....and it's left to the local fire department and their bolt cutters to sort out...

Theme from Captain Pugwash :dunno:

Over to you ......... Ladylove:hatsoff:

Come on peeps.. A few more entries please:hatsoff:

For the boobies and serious discussion.;) Well, mostly boobies..:thumbsup:

Oh my GOD...I'm seeing visions!:rolleyes:

Great excitement in the Poggy household this week, when a mysterious phonecall informed him that he had a trial with Liverpool and he will come face to face with Lucy, on the same day! The excitement soon turned to dismay, when a prison van turned up at his front door...it turns out that he was...

Sounds like a plan... FWIW: I misunderstood Bodie's post... I thought he had bestowed the 'winner' title on me..:helpme: Consider the rules ammended...don't wanna see my sweet, sweet thread, die a death :lovecoupl

Thanks..remind to criticize your next game. If you don't like it, don't participate.

I wasn't aware of that... Lenny Henry really did jokes??:1orglaugh

Don't worry...hardly anyone bothers to come to this thread.:******:

Unless you happen to be aethist...in which case he wasn't really here and his posts were just hallucinations.

Why, thank you kindly... People might think were having some sort of love-in here, if were not careful.:eek: Try this one... Prince - Diamonds and Pearls 01 - Thunder 02 - ***** Pop 03 - Diamonds And Pearls 04 - Cream 05 - Strollin' 06 - Willing And Able 07 - Gett Off 08 - Walk Don't Walk...

Multiple accounts...as far as I know. (maybe other things as well)

Yup...'Fly had is own brand of humour.

Re: Erica Campbell / Erica Rose Campbell As long as it involves some nudity, we don't mind..:bowdown:

We need a winner, Bodie...:dunno:

Just heard on the radio that he died today. http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1271089,00.html Not everyone's cup of tea..mostly because of his sexist and "racist" jokes (I put racist in quotes because he always denied that he was racist). One of his favourite opening gags was to...

:1orglaugh And the winner is...?

I was in a bar, having a quiet *****, when this hot chick came up to me and said 'Wannabe Startin' Something with me?' Well, I was immediately turned on and asked her 'Baby Be Mine'. She said 'yeah..ok, you hunky, well-hung stud-boy' I was so excited that I shouted 'The Girl Is Mine' and I...

BTW..I'd give it maybe 24hrs, then choose a winner...just keeps it moving along.

Okay... Some good efforts there..probably all completely true as well ! But I'll pick Bodie 54

Many Thanks...

Not to mention the 'legitimate' ******* of whales. They say that Dolphins are very intelligent..I hope they evolve fingers and learn how to shoot back at the bastards.