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..don't ask me:dunno:

You've come to the right place, sonny. We are all experts on ****** and domestic problems. Right, what you should do is...

I feel sympathy for Prince Harry. He should have been allowed to go, even if it was not a frontline job he was given. He's going to be shunned by his army pals.. if he's too important to be put in danger, what about the rest of them?

[Hannibal Lecter reads thread, feels quesy, demands sick bag]...

Fantastic guitarist..I love to listen to a bit of Santana while in the car.

Re: National Masturbation Month What about a charity wanking record. There was 'Band-Aid' back in the 80's..we could have a Freeones record featuring all the wankers on this board.(maybe/maybe not a pun there) The video for the song could have us all huddled in a recording studio...

Re: National Masturbation Month Ah..Just as well you know them AFA;)

Re: National Masturbation Month I'm a closet masturbator..also bathroom, bedroom, garden shed, library...

Re: National Masturbation Month You couldn't possibly forward those lyrics to me...I..er..just want to look over them, out of curiosity.

I'm tempted to say 'my talents are ******'...but WHAT talents??:dunno:

I sincerely hope that wasn't a nomination..:eek: ;)

Fashion Tip No 131 What NOT to wear while having your mugshot taken.. http://www.newswatch50.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=8d45748a-b3df-41f6-8c17-8932cc3e408c ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Good: Athletics coach invites 17yr old girl to his...

Re: National Masturbation Month So...I'll have to jack off about ten times a day? Listen, there is no way..NO WAY, am I cutting my habit down to ten-a-day.:mad:

Can you imagine the court case... Solicitor: exhibit 'A' m'lud..one black pudding Judge: I find the defendants guilty...you shall be hereby known as the Baddies.

I got 10/14. But hey, I can't sit around here on my elbow doing quizzes all day.. I got work to do, some good 'ole arse grease.

Where'd you keep them all ??!! :D :*****:

Ha...these amateurs

Man wants date with girl. Man shows girl his website. Girl laughs and distributes links to everyone. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=454581&in_page_id=1770

I much prefer to build and install everything myself.

Good : Man sets up video camera in his home Bad : In his ******'s bathroom WTF! : They didn't know anything about it BIG WTF! : It was linked to a PC, which has wifi...you can guess the rest. http://kennebecjournal.mainetoday.com/news/local/3895231.html?666

Did someone call?

The German battleship 'Tirpitz' went to the seabed having never sunk an enemy ship...in fact she never fired a single shell against an enemy ship. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_battleship_Tirpitz

Re: Michaela Fenclova I'm pretty sure this is Michaela.. http://www.explicite-art.org/close-ups/009-sexy-legs/teens.htm

Let's all be thankful that it's just from the waist up..

oh dear... I fear the CAPS key will break on Ax3C's keyboard after this one... BTW...I share my tea with NO ONE!

Having seen Edberg's style of play, the referee was better going that way than being bored to death.

You've put me off now.. I was all ready to post my acapella version of 'Hotel California'...using spoons, but it will have to wait for another time.

I remember the Goodies episode..It's no wonder someone popped his glogs - laugh a minute.:1orglaugh

[Makes cup of tea, pulls up a chair and enjoys the thread]... The Simon Cowell of Freeones:hatsoff:

As long as you're providing the ***** and nibbles, I don't care where we have it..:glugglug: I'm a believer :bowdown:

I just noticed that the board has over 100'000 members. Hats off to you all..:hatsoff: Freeones is now more popular than the Labour party :1orglaugh :jump:

Crazy crash http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/metro/stories/MYSA051207.01B.crazy_crash.35ae911.html

Wow...technology these days. I like the futuristic designs..and they'll just slip into your pocket.

I don't know how bad/quick you need to do this, but with the prices of printers being so low, it might be worth buying a cheap one just to get you by. At least if your main printer is completely knackered, you won't be left high and dry.

erm...no. But thanks for sharing that thought.

I love to hear of 'behind the scenes' tricks, secrets and in-jokes that are used when making movies. I'm not talking about goofs or deliberate mistakes (there is a thread for those already), more like the things you often pick up when listening to directors commentaries on DVDs and the like...

From 'Naked ***' Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy. Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my...

Tony Blair announced his departure as Prime Minister on June 27th, today. What should he do next? I've thought of a few suggestions, but I'm sure you can think of something else..

Aversion therapy...I've tried it, but my male instincts are too strong.

I like Cheddar. Anyone tried 'Stinking Bishop'? (the cheese..THE CHEESE!) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stinking_Bishop_cheese I'm thinking of creating my own cheese... 'pongy tunsty' ...not sure what to call the cheese though.

There was tight security at the bash...

At least your girlfriend will have somewhere to hang her towel.

They had to go...they wouldn't pay the rent.

'If at first you don't succeed...' 'Then skydiving's not for you'

..to Half-Life 2 creators Valve. I decided to have a game today and found that the 'Steam' client that is used to load and play the game, will not be supported on Win98/ME after june 30th. I feel cheated, as will many other people who are still using Win 98. up yours valve :thefinger

Re: Holy **** This Is A Really Big Bang!!!!!!!!! It was just a ***** *****, lighting one of his farts.

Re: Whats happen too.... I agree...now I don't know if I'm here or not:dunno:

..To the BBC. I was expecting to sit down and watch a wildlife program today at 6.10pm... what do I get..FUCKING BORING SNOOKER. Beeb = assholes. and also a punch in the face to my digital camera, which has just packed-up on me.:crash:

Oh yes...and there are sections on movies, babes and dragons okay, maybe not dragons.

Warning...likely to **** your sexual appetite. http://knuttz.net/hosted_pages/The-Most-Bizarre-Thing-Ever-20070410