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Men come to blows over pint of milk.. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2007200755,00.html

Probably...:helpme:

Not quite.. I'm just at the pseudo-deity level right now, but I'm working hard to reach 'God' status.

Y'know..you could just leave me with my pleasant thoughts for a while..is it too much to ask?:tongue:

I have just decided...I'd like to be reincarnated as the incoming tide.

Re: What you watching right now! X-Files - Season 1

The thread seems to have vanished....oh well.

I had suspicions from 'Egyot' ..sounds more like 'eejit' from ****** Ted.

Run 'em out of town... 1: check these bitches out 2: The woman googled my ID name. 3: Who's pussy would you cum IN and not care about getting her pregnant? LOL. 4: Anyone know how I can make my cum thicker? 5: i look 4 a real mistress 6: Hottest Anal Creampie Consumptions...

Nope, sorry...didn't get it that time either:dunno:

I know I ***** too much last night because... I remember thinking how hot Hilary Clinton is.

Good News: You are given a tour of the ***** home you want to buy. Bad News: The Previous owner hasn't moved out. WTF?: Er, actually he hasn't moved at all....he's dead....in his bed. Stiffy in Bed

My favourite kind of thread... Where the poster answers his own absurd question with an equally absurd answer...well done my ***:hatsoff:

I didn't get to where I am today... By listening to Jose Bore'inho

Horny Stamp collector, looking for companion to rub butter into her feet, put up shelves and make coffee on demand. Likes: daytime TV, Coffee by the bucket, using vegetables in an improper manner. Dislikes: Paying too much for shoes, men who don't know when to shut up. Repliers must have own...

The dog is feeling a lot of shame right now..

Careful!..you'll get spots before the eyes.

Sorry pal, I'm just passing time here...and bumping up my post count:cool:

Did you ever read The Beano?...Remember 'The Numbskulls'? Tiny people controlling some guys head..I used to love reading them. http://file.uploadr.com/e0ac (click on the fullsize option)

Bad News: You laugh and say 'Surely you can't be serious?' Good news: Darth replies 'I am serious and don't call me...anything but the dark lord

Yes, another thread that poses a silly premise and asks you to use your wit(ha!) and imagination to provide an answer.. I know I ***** too much last night because... That 5' 8" slim attractive, busty blonde that I ***** with last night has gained 30 lbs, 30 years, a flat chest and a face like...

Sorry, it only sell by the kilo.

I won't go to Heaven or Hell... I'll be reborn as one of Hotrod11inches babies...I guess that's a kind of hell:helpme:

Some old favourites.. A glass hammer Tartan paint A long stand Elbow Grease Dehydrated Water Invisible Stain Remover Left Handed Screwdriver Bucket of Gas Fallopean Tube (I'll have two if they're on special offer) 10mm Holes (per 100) Box of sparks for spark plugs Flux capacitor White ink for...

Bad news - Darth has a BIGGER and slightly less edible lightsabre. Good News - He had the fish for his in-flight meal and it's give him stomach cramps.

He's just checking that you DO actually read your PMs:1orglaugh

...The RIAA Not content with screwing money out of downloaders, they now want their 'pound of flesh' from internet radio. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18384667/site/newsweek/ The day will come when you will not dare whistle your favourite tune for fear of being stung for royalty fees.:rolleyes:

Well, okay..but it will have to be a panoramic pic.

I love the smell of freshly cut grass. It is one of the true signs that spring is here.

..To the price of Birthday/Xmas cards. I just bought a card for my niece and I can't believe the price some shops ask for them. Being the tight bastard I am, she's getting a 29p one from Wilkinsons.

I didn't get to where I am today...by being overdrawn.....much

In 'The Phantom Menace' a lot of the dialogue and action is boring.. Okay, not necessarily a mistake..but I just wanted to point it out.

Tom Hanks?

Clint Eastwood? I'm kinda hoping I'm not right because I'll have to think up someone!

Don't you mean Terrierism?:D

8 yr old boy fined £8000 for BARKING at dogs. http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2007190668,00.html It was Woof justice.. fortunately the fine was quashed...obviously they were barking up the wrong tree.

Don't forget there's me as well...:( ;) I know the feeling..my 'WTF? files' thread suffers in that respect, it's all I can do to keep it going.:helpme:

Jose Mourinho is wrong to say that referees are influenced into giving Manchester United penalties. It's so untrue.

The weather forecast is excellent for this weekend...damn, I really wanted to stay indoors and watch the rain patter down...

I didn't get to where I am today... By putting bees on my head and letting people call me Honey.

I.....I.....I think something just happened in my trousers.;)

by basing my whole life on comedy programmes.

I checked his previous posts - no mention of delivering babies or multiple shaggings...I think were okay.:thumbsup:

A bizarre death... http://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/news/tm_headline=bizarre-death-of-church-man&method=full&objectid=18976099&siteid=109975-name_page.html

Was more or less the point I was trying to make. There are ways of disagreeing with people about whether they like a particular model, without resorting to nastiness. I have always avoided posting such things. I might say that a model is 'not my cup of tea' or something along those lines, but...

From now on, I'm just going to post in 'serious' threads, because everyone thinks my views are correct and valid...although they never bother to tell me at the time.

Japanese get wool pulled over their eyes. It was 50/50 whether this one went in to the 'Funny' section.

So I had MY reply.

Brandon Routh is by far the best actor to have played Superman.

The point I'm making is about right to reply..not subject matter.