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Scraping the Freeones barrel - so you don't have to... 1: Best lines to dump a girlfriend 2: There are tons of little pimples on my nutsac 3: Girls 4: about jada liu curly hair? 5: does any obne watch showcase "Webdream" 6: Rate my Bollocks.. 7: Sexual...

Michaela Fenclova http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=8706

He wasn't available...apparently he has a bit-part in the new Hugh Grant romantic comedy - 'Four Gorillas and a Monkey'

Man tries to sue God He has already named some of the the jury he'd like.. The Loch-ness ******* Bigfoot Darth Vader E.T. Jack the Ripper Elvis Presley Godzilla You're in for a long disappointing wait, pal. Move aside Bin Laden...there's a new villain in town. Fucking asshole.

The ultimate shock...the pic shows 'meat 'n' two veg' tucked up there.:eek:

I'm sure he'll 'trouser' the money.

My Friday 13th went pretty well...just like all the previous ones.

If she is a Physcologist, then she should understand. Indeed she might be able to help you, to like her more...or not.:rolleyes:

The Year: 2007 - The Enemy: Rubber Ducks! Was it a main branch of the Bank?

Woman builds full-size Ferrari....out of wool Thanks luv, but it's either the real thing, or a scarf, mittens and a blowjob. Good ole' N'ASS'A Billions spent in design and construction and :2 cents: for a sign writer...

Why would a bank be disguised as a tree..? lol;)

"There are tons of little pimples on my nutsac.." Wasn't that on the B-side of a Smiths single?

I could be wrong...but it looks like a very early Monica Hajkova set.

If life is anything like the Lynx advert (..and isn't it just) mermaids will be dragging YOU down into Davy Jones Locker..

Cue the 'That's life' theme tune...over to you Doc Cox

Get a $20 bill and tie it on the end of a piece of fishing line.. 'Cast the line' out, when you see a pretty girl walking down your street. When she goes to pick up the money, reel it towards your house, just fast enough to make her follow - but not too fast that she will lose interest and walk...

Audi TT

No..don't spoil the illusion ;)

Pimples on your Bullocks!..oh Bollocks! (worth trying the 'bullocks' thing again, I thought):dunno::D

Well I was going to vote 'No'#2 and then I thought that maybe I should go for 'No'#1, because it seems like the better of the two 'No's'. But after finally ruling out both 'Yes'#1 and 'Yes'#2 on moral grounds, I have decided to go for the 'I don't really care'#1 option.

Re: I need to know some different types of curly hair style You've come to the right place... What we don't know about curls, ain't worth knowin'

Job done..:hatsoff:

Some explanations of why certain things are certain colours.. http://www.colourlovers.com/blog/2007/05/01/11-great-color-legends/ http://www.colourlovers.com/blog/2007/07/03/13-more-great-color-legends/

Medical Professor has to visit porn shop for supplies. She can't get 'anatomically correct' dummies for her students anywhere else. Best quote: "I had to go into porn shops and ask for lots of penises, all sizes, erect and not erect, circumcised and non-circumcised. I was met with gales of...

Yeah, I get a bit of that myself.. although it usually happens when I'm immersed in cold water.

I doubt very much that he would have told them what he was planning to do..

I think the squid would seem bigger if it were immersed in water. I suspect that it's mass would have decreased due to dehydration.

Anytime I have trouble with my browser, I just empty my 'temporary internet files' and my 'cookies'. It has solved some problems for me.

Oh yes...we gather by the glare of the full-moon on a summer's night and we sacrifice a victim to our God...Pornificus.

until I can think of something better....'?'

I could just imagine playing thoses buttocks like a giant xylophone...except I'd use my hands...and the slappy sound wouldn't be that musical....but I'd be happy.

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Cheesy..

It's the dogs bollocks (as we say here..) or should that be the bullocks bollocks?

Man's attempt to steal wrecking ball is unsuccessful. http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/runaway-ball-wrecks-car/2007/07/10/1183833488951.html

Poll works ok for me...

Sorry...I meant BULLOCKS. So, whadya think..? (disclaimer...the photo may not actually show MY bullocks)

No, No...:nono: No splitting of song titles. Go to the headmaster's office and think about what you've done...:D

No need to keep guessing...try the 'Drake Equation' and find the answer: http://www.activemind.com/Mysterious/Topics/SETI/drake_equation.html

How do you know the one on the left is a 'he'? :eek:

Maybe there is a bird's nest right where the asshole should be...those little brown turds should just come flying out.

Nina http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=141021

I'll be gutted if there isn't an 'ALF' out there somewhere..:******:

Did you just say 'sweetie'?... I suddenly agree with everything you say/will say/might have said..;)

Surely a hoax would be done to distract peoples interest 'away' from the area, not bring them flocking in their hundreds/thousands... Even if you remove the 'flying-saucer' aspect of the story, the military made a goof by saying anything at all. if they had kept quiet, I doubt a fraction of the...

This makes interesting reading: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/07/02/dead_pr_alien_claim/

Miriam knows ****.. It might very well be fuel-injected, in which case the fuel system would have to be de-pressurized, before doing anything. In anycase, if it is a blocked injector, or at worst a faulty sensor, then it's going to be a dealer job.;)

Well, such as the last one... I just have the knack of 'sniffing' them out..

It's amazing what you can do with some paint and a bog-standard pick-up.