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  1. tunsty

    At Last - The Crazy Thread Poll, 5000th Post, Special Edition!

    Scraping the Freeones barrel - so you don't have to... 1: Best lines to dump a girlfriend 2: There are tons of little pimples on my nutsac 3: Girls 4: about jada liu curly hair? 5: does any obne watch showcase "Webdream" 6: Rate my Bollocks.. 7: Sexual...
  2. tunsty

    Your favorite Hungarian pornstar

    Michaela Fenclova http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=8706
  3. tunsty

    The WTF? - Files..

    He wasn't available...apparently he has a bit-part in the new Hugh Grant romantic comedy - 'Four Gorillas and a Monkey'
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    The WTF? - Files..

    Man tries to sue God He has already named some of the the jury he'd like.. The Loch-ness ******* Bigfoot Darth Vader E.T. Jack the Ripper Elvis Presley Godzilla You're in for a long disappointing wait, pal. Move aside Bin Laden...there's a new villain in town. Fucking asshole.
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    No you didn't!

    The ultimate shock...the pic shows 'meat 'n' two veg' tucked up there.:eek:
  6. tunsty

    Judge Continues to Press $54M Pants Suit

    I'm sure he'll 'trouser' the money.
  7. tunsty

    Holy **** first it was 07/07/07 and now Friday 13th!

    My Friday 13th went pretty well...just like all the previous ones.
  8. tunsty

    Best lines to dump a girlfriend

    If she is a Physcologist, then she should understand. Indeed she might be able to help you, to like her more...or not.:rolleyes:
  9. tunsty

    The WTF? - Files..

    The Year: 2007 - The Enemy: Rubber Ducks! Was it a main branch of the Bank?
  10. tunsty

    The WTF? - Files..

    Woman builds full-size Ferrari....out of wool Thanks luv, but it's either the real thing, or a scarf, mittens and a blowjob. Good ole' N'ASS'A Billions spent in design and construction and :2 cents: for a sign writer...
  11. tunsty

    The WTF? - Files..

    Why would a bank be disguised as a tree..? lol;)
  12. tunsty

    There are tons of little pimples on my nutsac

    "There are tons of little pimples on my nutsac.." Wasn't that on the B-side of a Smiths single?
  13. tunsty

    Monica who?

    I could be wrong...but it looks like a very early Monica Hajkova set.
  14. tunsty

    Girls

    If life is anything like the Lynx advert (..and isn't it just) mermaids will be dragging YOU down into Davy Jones Locker..
  15. tunsty

    There are tons of little pimples on my nutsac

    Cue the 'That's life' theme tune...over to you Doc Cox
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    Girls

    Get a $20 bill and tie it on the end of a piece of fishing line.. 'Cast the line' out, when you see a pretty girl walking down your street. When she goes to pick up the money, reel it towards your house, just fast enough to make her follow - but not too fast that she will lose interest and walk...
  17. tunsty

    If you had $30k to spend on a car...

    Audi TT
  18. tunsty

    Help me find this lingerie for my girl, in return I will post a pic :)

    No..don't spoil the illusion ;)
  19. tunsty

    There are tons of little pimples on my nutsac

    Pimples on your Bullocks!..oh Bollocks! (worth trying the 'bullocks' thing again, I thought):dunno::D
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    does any obne watch showcase "Webdream"

    Well I was going to vote 'No'#2 and then I thought that maybe I should go for 'No'#1, because it seems like the better of the two 'No's'. But after finally ruling out both 'Yes'#1 and 'Yes'#2 on moral grounds, I have decided to go for the 'I don't really care'#1 option.
  21. tunsty

    about jada liu curly hair?

    Re: I need to know some different types of curly hair style You've come to the right place... What we don't know about curls, ain't worth knowin'
  22. tunsty

    Colour Legends... interesting

    Job done..:hatsoff:
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    Colour Legends... interesting

    Some explanations of why certain things are certain colours.. http://www.colourlovers.com/blog/2007/05/01/11-great-color-legends/ http://www.colourlovers.com/blog/2007/07/03/13-more-great-color-legends/
  24. tunsty

    The WTF? - Files..

    Medical Professor has to visit porn shop for supplies. She can't get 'anatomically correct' dummies for her students anywhere else. Best quote: "I had to go into porn shops and ask for lots of penises, all sizes, erect and not erect, circumcised and non-circumcised. I was met with gales of...
  25. tunsty

    Rare giant squid washed up in Australia

    Yeah, I get a bit of that myself.. although it usually happens when I'm immersed in cold water.
  26. tunsty

    Exclusive: Pizza Bomb Victim Was Part of the Plot

    I doubt very much that he would have told them what he was planning to do..
  27. tunsty

    Rare giant squid washed up in Australia

    I think the squid would seem bigger if it were immersed in water. I suspect that it's mass would have decreased due to dehydration.
  28. tunsty

    Anyone else getting this glitch?

    Anytime I have trouble with my browser, I just empty my 'temporary internet files' and my 'cookies'. It has solved some problems for me.
  29. tunsty

    Rate my Bollocks..

    Oh yes...we gather by the glare of the full-moon on a summer's night and we sacrifice a victim to our God...Pornificus.
  30. tunsty

    Sexual Question.

    until I can think of something better....'?'
  31. tunsty

    The Problem with Wikipedia...

  32. tunsty

    gotta love Argentina

    I could just imagine playing thoses buttocks like a giant xylophone...except I'd use my hands...and the slappy sound wouldn't be that musical....but I'd be happy.
  33. tunsty

    Your Call Is Important to Us -- Not!

    If you would like a reply to this post - Please press 1. If you would like to speak to an Moderator - Please press 2 If you wish to complain about Freeones - Please press 386579439039489689409000603020332230444 (On-Hold Music.......... Toto - Hold The Line )
  34. tunsty

    Foreskin??

    Cheesy..
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    Rate my Bollocks..

    It's the dogs bollocks (as we say here..) or should that be the bullocks bollocks?
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    The WTF? - Files..

    Man's attempt to steal wrecking ball is unsuccessful. http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/runaway-ball-wrecks-car/2007/07/10/1183833488951.html
  37. tunsty

    Rate my Bollocks..

    Poll works ok for me...
  38. tunsty

    Rate my Bollocks..

    Sorry...I meant BULLOCKS. So, whadya think..? (disclaimer...the photo may not actually show MY bullocks)
  39. tunsty

    Album Storyline..

    No, No...:nono: No splitting of song titles. Go to the headmaster's office and think about what you've done...:D
  40. tunsty

    'Out of the Blue': Do Aliens Exist?

    No need to keep guessing...try the 'Drake Equation' and find the answer: http://www.activemind.com/Mysterious/Topics/SETI/drake_equation.html
  41. tunsty

    how to spot a rich guy

    How do you know the one on the left is a 'he'? :eek:
  42. tunsty

    Garden rage

    Maybe there is a bird's nest right where the asshole should be...those little brown turds should just come flying out.
  43. tunsty

    Nice boobs

    Nina http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=141021
  44. tunsty

    'Out of the Blue': Do Aliens Exist?

    I'll be gutted if there isn't an 'ALF' out there somewhere..:******:
  45. tunsty

    Roswell: ***** Spacecraft or Top Secret Spy Project?

    Did you just say 'sweetie'?... I suddenly agree with everything you say/will say/might have said..;)
  46. tunsty

    Roswell: ***** Spacecraft or Top Secret Spy Project?

    Surely a hoax would be done to distract peoples interest 'away' from the area, not bring them flocking in their hundreds/thousands... Even if you remove the 'flying-saucer' aspect of the story, the military made a goof by saying anything at all. if they had kept quiet, I doubt a fraction of the...
  47. tunsty

    Roswell: ***** Spacecraft or Top Secret Spy Project?

    This makes interesting reading: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/07/02/dead_pr_alien_claim/
  48. tunsty

    Letter of the day at newspaper.

    Miriam knows ****.. It might very well be fuel-injected, in which case the fuel system would have to be de-pressurized, before doing anything. In anycase, if it is a blocked injector, or at worst a faulty sensor, then it's going to be a dealer job.;)
  49. tunsty

    The WTF? - Files..

    Well, such as the last one... I just have the knack of 'sniffing' them out..
  50. tunsty

    smart truck

    It's amazing what you can do with some paint and a bog-standard pick-up.
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