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  1. PirateKing

    If it were possible, would you?

    Time traveling is the bigger element, everything else is less relevant.
  2. PirateKing

    What are you listening to right now?

    M1sQJLjHBAg&sns=em
  3. PirateKing

    40 + 40 x 0 + 1= ?

    Calm down ***, people in this thread are just having fun~! ♫
  4. PirateKing

    I'm so excited!

    Why you gotta ****, are you just trying to frustrate? ♫
  5. PirateKing

    Strippers

    Strippers always tease, they never fully please ♫
  6. PirateKing

    Homosexuals and adoption

    Bullies are gonna ****, but they're just second rate! ♫
  7. PirateKing

    GOD, please... Make it stop!!!

    Sagging pants are terrible, completely unbearable! ♫
  8. PirateKing

    Paige Turnah - Just Discovered Her

    Rejection, you're in tha wrong section! ♫
  9. PirateKing

    Wowza Media Server 2 Developer 2.2.4 build27452

    You got the music in you too, reps to you.
  10. PirateKing

    Woman left disfigured after explosion at meth lab is caught manufacturing **** again

    Re: Woman left disfigured after explosion at meth lab is caught manufacturing **** ag If I had to be guessin', this woman ain't learned her lesson.
  11. PirateKing

    40 + 40 x 0 + 1= ?

    It's obviously one fool, you should have learned that in school. ♫
  12. PirateKing

    I'm so excited!

    This thread is so wack, you gotta be on crack ♫
  13. PirateKing

    Just found out my GF has a HOTTER ******! what shall I do??

    ♫ So what if she's hot, you gotta love the one you got
  14. PirateKing

    Obama and Sarkozy overheard badmouthing Israeli PM Netanyahu

    ♫ What a blunder, I hope their relationship doesn't go asunder.
  15. PirateKing

    Wowza Media Server 2 Developer 2.2.4 build27452

    ♫ Must be a bug, I'm just gonna shrug
  16. PirateKing

    Do pornstars live normal lives?

    ♫ Could be so, but I'll have to say no.
  17. PirateKing

    And now he's a vegetable

    ♫ I cannot hold my silence, there way too much ******** ♫
  18. PirateKing

    Ah thanks, I appreciate the compliment. I'll start posting more gifs soon when I have the time.

    Ah thanks, I appreciate the compliment. I'll start posting more gifs soon when I have the time.
  19. PirateKing

    I Absolutely **** It When Mosquitoes Bite Me Except When...

    What became of the mosquito?
  20. PirateKing

    Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las Vegas

    Re: Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las V No way she's 16. I just....the fuck? What the fuck?
  21. PirateKing

    advice with girl needed

    Sadly, she's THAT type. If you really want to get her interested in you then brush her off and start hanging out with another girl. But then again, what's really the point? Just forget about her.
  22. PirateKing

    You are a Super Hero. But..... you need a Super Power. What will it be?

    You're never too old to want super powers. I'd be a rubberman. Did you guys know how hax rubber can be? -immune to blunt ***** & electricity -can inflate yourself like a balloon and float in the air - can stretch your arms to punch someone far away -Can pump your ***** at a faster rate to give...
  23. PirateKing

    WTF? This is why I **** liberals.

    **** makes you only see what you want to see.
  24. PirateKing

    Favorite features of the Board Upgrade

    I don't know, but it's gotten me excited.
  25. PirateKing

    Oh Wow! Oh Wow! Oh Wow!

    The new format has left Petra speechless.
  26. PirateKing

    Poll: Did you serve in the military?

    As a man who's been constantly pursued by naval ******, I must commend those men and women on their determination and skill.
  27. PirateKing

    Oh Wow! Oh Wow! Oh Wow!

    You guys are tainting the fung shuei radiance of this new board with your shitty negativity. Get da fuck outs all yous haterz.
  28. PirateKing

    FreeOnes Real World.

    You know how I feel about being left out of these shenanigans. I'm a character damn it! What? Afraid I'm going to **** off the whole cast? I won't, I promise! Just get me on TV.
  29. PirateKing

    What did you do when the board was down?

    I was ****** the whole time. Something happened to the board? ....... Wait, what the fuck happened here? The layout's all different.
  30. PirateKing

    Problems, bugs, errors, etc with the new board - report here

    I assumed the quality of posts would have improved. What the hell?
  31. PirateKing

    What is this song called?

    Haha yes you all know the plot points to deliverance. Now who's going to answer the man's question?
  32. PirateKing

    What do you think of fat people?

    No problem with them unless they're standing in front of me at a fast food joint ordering the whole menu and I'm fucking hungry.
  33. PirateKing

    how do u clean up ue cum?

    I've been jerking off over the toilet while watching porn vids on my mobile phone. It's a new experience. I run the risk of dropping the phone into the bowl but it's quick and doesn't leave a mess. Plus one should really get into the habit of rubbing one out while standing. It's good excersize...
  34. PirateKing

    Oh Wow! Oh Wow! Oh Wow!

    We pimpin' now. Just look at all this sexiness, omigawd.
  35. PirateKing

    IMPORTANT!!! Board Downtime on November 1st! Details inside!

    Is the board down yet? How bout now? Now? Hmm.... Now?
  36. PirateKing

    Suicide

    I'm here Supa. Lay it on me brotha. Deal with it. :cool:
  37. PirateKing

    Suicide

    I was only half kidding. None of you care. I **** you all! Still here, don't worry.
  38. PirateKing

    Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las Vegas

    Re: Green Mile actor Percy Wetmore marries aspiring country music singer 16, in Las V Her ***'s hot.
  39. PirateKing

    7.000.000.000

    I'm pretty sure that's too many people.
  40. PirateKing

    Woman Stabbed Boyfriend Over Alleged Monopoly Cheating

    I'll bet it was boardwalk. It's always boardwalk.
  41. PirateKing

    Politico reporting that Herman Cain paid settlement to 2 women

    All he did was give them this look.
  42. PirateKing

    Suicide

    Only at night when the loneliness really seeps in.
  43. PirateKing

    IMPORTANT!!! Board Downtime on November 1st! Details inside!

    Some boards have a feature where you can just post the audio from a youtube video rather than the whole video so that it can be used in a sig. Any chance we'll get that?
  44. PirateKing

    Why do people eat *******?

    Because we can. Your cute lamb picture didn't sway me at all either. All I could think about were lamb chops.
  45. PirateKing

    Worst campaign ad of the year

    :pimpdaddy I am Americaaa
  46. PirateKing

    Typical Day @ FreeOnes Talk

    Fuck yea, globalization! :banger:
  47. PirateKing

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs :clap:
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