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  1. PirateKing

    Anyone in here enjoy playing....

    Do what? Lose to my awesome ***** fighting abilities? Look at you charging in like a fool. I'll slice you up muthafuckaa!
  2. PirateKing

    What does your breath smell like?

    Peanut butter and oranges.
  3. PirateKing

    Anyone in here enjoy playing....

    Don't be foolish Leggy. Just walk away.
  4. PirateKing

    U betr naut b band b4 eye dfeet u.

    U betr naut b band b4 eye dfeet u.
  5. PirateKing

    Anyone in here enjoy playing....

    Agreeing with me? Lame. I challenge you L3ggy of Sweden! Fight me if you have the stones.
  6. PirateKing

    Yur gowna git band.

    Yur gowna git band.
  7. PirateKing

    Anyone in here enjoy playing....

    Can't argue with that. My presence is very pirate-y.
  8. PirateKing

    Anyone in here enjoy playing....

    Eym teh peyrete keeng bich!
  9. PirateKing

    Anyone in here enjoy playing....

    I am teh l337 h4x0rs!
  10. PirateKing

    Anyone in here enjoy playing....

    No, u r!
  11. PirateKing

    So, how's that working out for you?

    Dude, would the seven dwarfs have been as captivating without Grumpy? The fact is that they compliment this board with their own personalities. Besides underneath it all they are lovely gents...maybe. Someone who hasn't interacted with them wouldn't be able to make a proper assessment. You...
  12. PirateKing

    FO's Behind The Moderator

    Stay tuned to hear about Anders' battle with ******* and Roald's secret harem....of cabana boys.
  13. PirateKing

    Post A Pic Of Your Junk!

    I was just going to say, your junk is quite sizeable. I like how you've been maintining it. My junk has been collecting bugs, grime and dirt. I'm a bit hesitant to show it. Let me try and clean it up first before I show it.
  14. PirateKing

    Anyone in here enjoy playing....

    Who wants to play words with friends against me? :bigjump:
  15. PirateKing

    Post A Pic Of Your Junk!

    That's someone else's junk, isn't it?
  16. PirateKing

    If you could go back in time....

    If Odin's so super special awesome then how did he lose an eye? Zeus wouldn't have let that happen.
  17. PirateKing

    If you could go back in time....

    I'd rather go travel a thousand years before and visit Mount Olympus so I can see Zeus cast lighting and Hera do all that stuff she did.
  18. PirateKing

    When BlueBalls Is Naked...

    It's going to be a monumental day. Just remember that I'll hold you in contempt if you don't comply with my demands. I'm the judge, jury and executioner bro.
  19. PirateKing

    When BlueBalls Is Naked...

    Wear something sexy.
  20. PirateKing

    When BlueBalls Is Naked...

    The subpeona's totally been sent brah. See you in court. Pirate court!
  21. PirateKing

    When BlueBalls Is Naked...

    Dude, that's Dirk's humor! Copycat! :ban: :stir:
  22. PirateKing

    If you could go back in time....

    I'd go back to when I was a young lad and pretend to be my own older *******. I always wanted an older bro. :(
  23. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Vixen Vogel
  24. PirateKing

    High School Football = Booooooooring

    Watching sports in general is a snoozefest IMO, and I've never been an avid football player. *waits for collective gasps*
  25. PirateKing

    Obama fucks up yet again!

    She's a keeper. :clap:
  26. PirateKing

    An inability to understand sarcasm may be an early warning sign of brain disease

    Haha that's hilarious. Let's post consecutive sarcastic comments to spite them.
  27. PirateKing

    Who Wears The Pants In The Relationship?

    I don't care enough to comply nor give demands. I guess you could say I destroyed those damn pants.
  28. PirateKing

    This Lady Gaga chick.

    Oh you **** everything you grouch.
  29. PirateKing

    Betcha Can't Play This

    No, I can't. Is that okay? I'll bet he thinks he's better than me. Condescending asshole...
  30. PirateKing

    System of a down concerts

    I can do that too! bJhAOsTsLXI
  31. PirateKing

    The new rep system

    Chill guys, chill. We defeat the purpose of utilizing our rep power to make ourselves look cool when we start panicking.
  32. PirateKing

    More cool space stuff.

    What vid?
  33. PirateKing

    We are not hiring until Obama is gone...

    Why do you applaud idiocy? This is just a lame excuse for a guy who doesn't know how to run a business.
  34. PirateKing

    Brandy Aniston 2012

    Re: Brandy aniston Your HMO sucks.
  35. PirateKing

    Teens using ***** tampons to get *****

    Those **** are resourceful. :thumbsup:
  36. PirateKing

    You didn't get a congratulatory thread? Why didn't you say anything brah?

    You didn't get a congratulatory thread? Why didn't you say anything brah?
  37. PirateKing

    I Havent Ejaculated in Four Years, Help Me!

    Do namekians even have penises?
  38. PirateKing

    I love sport

    Wh-what is this!?!
  39. PirateKing

    FreeOnes Exclusive Interview with VNA Girl Carmen Valentina

    Everybody underestimates pirates. :(
  40. PirateKing

    Bizarre 'Brinicle' forms BENEATH the sea and ***** everything in its path

    Wait, if you're sacrificing to the brinicle overlords then wouldn't that make you a religious fanatic?
  41. PirateKing

    I love sport

    I love lamp.
  42. PirateKing

    Alrighty then. Who ya gonna vote for?

    **** patient. 0llGrvsf9pA
  43. PirateKing

    All three of us are porn stars...and our mum loves it

    Or he likely found the article by googling "porn star sisters". :rolleyes:
  44. PirateKing

    Porn movie pirates, beware: You may be sued

    Stop that! :mad:
  45. PirateKing

    Charizard uses irony!!!

    What do YOU know about the days brah?
  46. PirateKing

    I Havent Ejaculated in Four Years, Help Me!

    Sounds like you inherited Kami's erectile dysfunction.
  47. PirateKing

    Only when I try dude. Only when I try. Thanks for the rep.

    Only when I try dude. Only when I try. Thanks for the rep.
  48. PirateKing

    System of a down concerts

    Sounds like sour grapes.
  49. PirateKing

    Offering the Olive Branch

    Yes...it's the penis of an *****. Here's a visual for you. 7G46YMyQjBY
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