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Peaches?! Bitch, I got plums! What can your punk ass peaches do against Plums!?! Nothing!

Fuck yo Raspberry, bitch! Fuck. yo. raspberry! C-Cranberry respresentin'! You got raspberries? I got tha fuckin Mangos and Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Why do you guys hafta gang up on me? That kind of uniform thinking though, it's almost akin to.....Communism! Ha! You've exposed yourselves, comrades! You jelly. Don't worry, your booty's next.

Already?

Guilty! Guilty! You're all guilty of being Communists....and ****'s! Especially you, Whims! Oh what has this board become? FreeOnes? Moar liek....SocialistOnes!

Your posting history betrays you Andro. I have proof that you have indeed interacted and conversed with this man on many previous occasions, and most of those conversations were intimate. How dare you....pretend that you don't know Whims. :dislike:

Sounds like something a leftist commie would say. I've reported you....in the name of freedom. Amurica!

Psshh....Man, fuck Will Smith. Fuck the 76'ers.

People who are sticklers for small menial laws of society.

The sentimentality of this thread makes me wanna ****! :mad: I love you too.

Finally, my posts will receive the acknowledgment they deserve.

Rawk on!

Ohio...:facepalm:

Anybody know why Halloween 3 had nothing to do with Michael Meyers?

His music alone warrants the sentence.

Cuz it's cool.

bamp!

I.D. this red hot. Please. :D

Holy confirmed stereotypes batman!

What they don't know won't hurt them. ;) In fact I actually open the door with my cock, so the degrees of separation is even less than that.

I remember you gave me rep on the 3rd, and in the comment you asked: "would you beat long john silver in a fight to the death?". I replied: "I would turn him into short jon bronze", which I thought was clever but I got no praise from you. So screw you! :mad:

Wait, Andy Kaufman was a real person? So R.E.M. didn't make him up......

He looks 24 years old thanks to the countless pineal glands he's extracted from all the poor innocent ******** he's sacrificed. Was it worth it Blue?

:sing: Everybody says she's looking good! And the lady knows it's understood!

Nobodiesh perfectch.

Mark it zero!

You're disappointed, admit it. I am too.

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thanks fo the rep and befriend. Not sure who the girl is though. The Id section is pretty helpful though.

All the early 20's holla!

Re: Who made you cum today? Angell summers

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I eat Trix. It's the best breakfast for a sexy man on the go like me.

Pretty much this. I could give a **** about him being ex navy, successful entrepreneur or a supposedly terrific ****** man :*****:. Should we be making superficial judgements when considering candidates?

You sick bastard. :rubbel:

No love for the spitter anymore?

Who told you you could play your own banjo!?! Now get on all fours and squal like a pig!

Why are we limiting titties to Tuesday?

Yo mamma's a germaphobe.

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First one is understandable, but I seldom wash my hands after taking a leak. It's not like I'm ******* on them.

The admin are terrible role models. As a matter of fact, just earlier today Roald let out a burp so loud and vile that it made it's own thread. He's the worst kind of barbarian! :mad:

Why pay so much for a Rolex, real or not? Obviously it's not bought from a store otherwise you could come back and claim fraud and if it's a back alley vendor then you should have seen it coming.

*cues deliverance banjo theme*

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