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    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? mya lovely
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    Can you do a backflip?

    I just fall on my ass and do the fast crawl backward. Less grace but same result.
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    IMPORTANT!!! Board Downtime on November 1st! Details inside!

    Why i wear a patch: :pirate::orangecat: Thank you, I'll be here all night!
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    Lindsay Lohan To Pose For Playboy (pics on page 6)

    Re: Lindsay Lohan To Pose For Playboy My work here is done.
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    The 13 Most Gruesome Album Covers

    As a man that's grown jaded to gore, the only terrifying one is that poison album cover. I'll surely have nightmares now.
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    Lindsay Lohan To Pose For Playboy (pics on page 6)

    Re: Lindsay Lohan To Pose For Playboy In no time at all she'll take the Vivid offer.
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    To Do PORN or Not to do PORN..that is the question?!

    You want to do hardcore.....you feel you would enjoy it.....to not do hardcore would bring tremendous turmoil.... Are you staring at the wheel?
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    Just Got Back From The Gym

    Awesome tits.
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    Tihs is itrentsieng

    The frsit and lsat ltertes are sosepupd to be the smae. Smoenoe wsant pyanig aetitontn. ;)
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    who your favorite black pornstar

    Mya lovely bella moretti Aurora Jolie Marie luv alicia tyler
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    The Queen got a right good eyeful today....

    I'll bet she liked it.
  12. PirateKing

    19 Things Old People Suspect About Modern Culture

    I like to think that all women at bars are easy.
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    HELP!!! Computer Question

    Firefox, because it sounds cool and works well enough. Mainly because it sounds cool though.
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    myFreeOnes and CamWithHer Presents Kayce CWH and a FREE Halloween Show TONIGHT!

    Re: myFreeOnes and CamWithHer Presents Kayce CWH and a FREE Halloween Show! I hope Kayce's not checking this thread.
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    Tihs is itrentsieng

    Laeve Fllahlel anloe! Lveae him aonle!
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    HELP!!! Computer Question

    Why? Why are you using IE?
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    What pisses you off?

    I mean like loitering, pot and free porn.
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Pshhh....
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    Miss me yet?

    In the ass. Without lube. And I'm pretty sure it's got herpes now.
  20. PirateKing

    You don't know the half of it.

    You don't know the half of it.
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    I..uh...er... Maybe?

    I..uh...er... Maybe?
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    IMPORTANT!!! Board Downtime on November 1st! Details inside!

    sunny Leone in a box! What about avy's? Any modifications there?
  23. PirateKing

    I wipe my ass with rose petals.

    I wipe my ass with rose petals.
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    Thanks. Your cock smells good too I suppose. Wait...

    Thanks. Your cock smells good too I suppose. Wait...
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    Horrific footage shows girl, 2, run over TWICE as people ignore her lying in the road

    Re: Horrific footage shows girl, 2, run over TWICE as people ignore her lying in the Does this have something to do with the fact that it's China? Just askin'
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs It's official, motherfucker is now part of the English lexicon. I'll remember that next time I play scrabble.
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    Poll Regarding God

    You say that like it should turn me off.
  28. PirateKing

    What's for dinner...

    Baby!
  29. PirateKing

    Nominate Your October OCSM of the Month!

    Quite frankly, I must recuse myself. Voting for just one OSCM would hurt the rest that love me.
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs For now.....What's the policy on lesbians and dildos though?
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    Girls getting head-Locked in a Blow Job

    Tears generally mean she's unhappy, right?
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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Holy stringent regulations batman!
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    Why did our founding fathers dress like homos?

    I think they looked pretty pimp.
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    Tihs is itrentsieng

    I dnot konw waht weer ylleing aobut!
  35. PirateKing

    Miss me yet?

    :mad: No!
  36. PirateKing

    Best Bush in your mind

    Bushido, the way of the samuari.
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    What Does "OCSM" Stand For?

    Awesome.
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    49 Exotic ******* Shot After Escape From Property

    Dammit, they should have just waited for Robin Williams to finish the game and declare Jumanji.
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    Zombieland - Did any like it?

    Overrated! :hairpull:
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    Board Polarization

    Bored polar bears!
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    Would you do ***** to become someone's friend?

    Introduce her to a new ****...called life.
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    Board Polarization

    No! Don't be foolish! It's suicide for my poor plums. I'll have to break out....the Pitaya. Unfortunately the Pitaya are ruthless and full of raw power, to the point where even I can't fully reign them in. I didn't want to have to do this but....if Whimsy has somehow gotten a hold of the Kiwi...
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    Board Polarization

    K....Kiwi!?! You're a lying bastard. There's no way you could have gotten the Kiwi! Impossible!
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    Board Polarization

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