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  1. PirateKing

    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    I hope she gave you gonhorrea like your *** did to me. Come at me bro!
  2. PirateKing

    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    Not bad, not bad. Bonezstorm, you saggy tit whore. You cumstain on the public restroom floor. You make me sick! If I ever meet you in real life I will throw my ***** at you. I will **** on a plate and "pie" you right in the face!
  3. PirateKing

    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    You lack conviction. Get out of my sight. Vikings lick....zombie....taint. Fuck you! :mad:
  4. PirateKing

    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    Nope, still awake. Someone challenge me.
  5. PirateKing

    The Almost Anything Goes Thread (read the rule before posting)

    Who wants to volunteer for a good verbal assault from yours truly? Don't be shy. EDIT: Actually, I'm going to *****. The ***** will have to wait till tomorrow.
  6. PirateKing

    Should OCSMs be allowed to be nominated for Member of the Year?

    In a forum of perverts, no guy stands a chance against a pair of tits.
  7. PirateKing

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs Sigh...sometimes I overdo it. I can't help it.
  8. PirateKing

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
  9. PirateKing

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs
  10. PirateKing

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

    Re: Collection of sexy GIFs The theme today is busty asians
  11. PirateKing

    Which member would you like to meet?

    You guess? You guess?! Unbelievable... You know what? I'm busy.
  12. PirateKing

    MOTY Member of the Year 2011 - Semi Final (Vote Inside)

    I'm in the finals, right?
  13. PirateKing

    Would you hit this?

    Maybe. ...It's a trap, isn't it?
  14. PirateKing

    'Let's pray together': The heart-breaking plea by ********* student to her captors

    Re: 'Let's pray together': The heart-breaking plea by ********* student to her captor It's alright to wish pain on another person sometimes Dirk. Give in to your anger...embrace the dark side.
  15. PirateKing

    Isis Taylor or Isis Love??

    Isis :iloveyou:
  16. PirateKing

    Which ********* do you not ever want to see naked?

    Why scary spice? She's hot chocolate.
  17. PirateKing

    Do you have an enemy?

    LurkingDirk. Just because he's worthy. If you meet him in real life, throw your *** at him. L3ggy too.
  18. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Charmane star
  19. PirateKing

    How Do You Feel About The "Ignore" Feature?

    Pretending someone doesn't exist is futile. It's better to just call them out.
  20. PirateKing

    The Official Obamacare Poll

    You bumped this thread to let us know....you're undecided. :facepalm:
  21. PirateKing

    So, what will make this place more fun?

    Oh no you don't!
  22. PirateKing

    So, what will make this place more fun?

    You know, like.....two men enter, one man leave. I haven't expounded on it. I was hoping you would hammer out the details.
  23. PirateKing

    So, what will make this place more fun?

    We should have battledome threads. I **** you not.
  24. PirateKing

    How the heck does one lose....

    He blew it on ****, hookers and investing it in his own integrity.
  25. PirateKing

    So, what will make this place more fun?

    More vitriol.
  26. PirateKing

    Newt hits a home run versus Occupy Wall Street

    Seems more like a foul ball to me. The kind that flies into the stands behind the home plate, striking the head of some poor little *** watching his first baseball game and knocks him unconcious. That's how off base it was.
  27. PirateKing

    Beautiful boobs bouncing

    Yes that's very nice, but where's the funny?
  28. PirateKing

    i've had an OCSM at my house the last couple of days

    Really? You're going to make me spruce up my place? Why can't I come over there?
  29. PirateKing

    I Completely Agree

    It's the slow season, I think.
  30. PirateKing

    What pisses you off?

    Well Squally, if you became an entrepeneur you could create your own chain of Chuch E supermarkets.
  31. PirateKing

    i've had an OCSM at my house the last couple of days

    It should have been me!
  32. PirateKing

    What pisses you off?

    My favorite burrito place has been closed for a couple weeks too. Holidays maybe? It's only the 12th dumbfucks! You're losing business! Motherfuckeeeer! Okay, I feel a little bet-no, no I don't!
  33. PirateKing

    Gordon Ramsay tells you how to tread a woman.

    Lol it's sexual innuendo.
  34. PirateKing

    Chuck Norris approved

    Sigh....
  35. PirateKing

    What pisses you off?

    Fuck Chuck Norris too. No more of that ****, please!
  36. PirateKing

    What pisses you off?

    **** running in front of me and almost tripping me. The parent isn't even paying attention either. It's a fucking supermarket, not Chuck E Cheese. Going to the supermarket always pisses me off. Fuck it all!
  37. PirateKing

    What does Christmas mean to you?

    It's a pain in the ass. That makes you like an independent. Irrelevant. :D
  38. PirateKing

    virus or something else?

    Since Andronicus isn't here, I'll ask: what's "massing up"?
  39. PirateKing

    i've had an OCSM at my house the last couple of days

    You're going to milk this thread to death, aren't you?
  40. PirateKing

    Inception. Except with linguists.

    Are you disliking his theory of innate language processes and concept of transformational grammar, or his political views?
  41. PirateKing

    11 million dollar car. Owner has a small penis.

    And the wealthy wonder why they're so loathed. I hope that as he's driving it gets struck by lightning with it's super conductiveness.
  42. PirateKing

    Inception. Except with linguists.

    I'm ready when you are Andro. I recall Chomsky's name. What a stud
  43. PirateKing

    Actual Pic / Video that made you cum today?

    Re: Who made you cum today? Ferrara gomez
  44. PirateKing

    Americans are stupid

    Meh. They're middle schoolers.
  45. PirateKing

    The New Korn Record

    Okay okay, calm down.
  46. PirateKing

    The New Korn Record

    You think everything is crap though.
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