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  1. PirateKing

    Who do you think is the funniest Freeones member?

    I do love to douche it up.
  2. PirateKing

    Who do you think is the funniest Freeones member?

    I get this weird feeling like I'm being insulted...
  3. PirateKing

    It's so windy

    Would you like some cheese with that whine? Suck it up, you're scots.
  4. PirateKing

    i've had an OCSM at my house the last couple of days

    Mittens, nooooo!!!!
  5. PirateKing

    Christian folks, why are you oppressed?

    At least he's getting plenty of protein. It seems to be having a rejuvinative effect on him.
  6. PirateKing

    Christian folks, why are you oppressed?

    He's going to have to suck a lot if he wants that nomination
  7. PirateKing

    Christian folks, why are you oppressed?

    It's a good thing he's dashing.
  8. PirateKing

    Christian folks, why are you oppressed?

    What a cunt. Fuck your stupid nature background and your church pew trololol.
  9. PirateKing

    Chuck Woolery for President!

    Who?
  10. PirateKing

    For Andronicus and others...

    It's easy to find a couple dozen morons. Especially at the beach.
  11. PirateKing

    Michele Bachmann Meets Young LGBT Activist Elijah At Book Signing

    This is your influence too. :nono:
  12. PirateKing

    Who do you think is the funniest Freeones member?

    Unlike your ***, who's the champion swallower. Woosh!
  13. PirateKing

    Who do you think is the funniest Freeones member?

    I can make *** jokes! e1SvsOWQlAA
  14. PirateKing

    Who do you think is the funniest Freeones member?

    You know what, people?
  15. PirateKing

    Who do you think is the funniest Freeones member?

    Don't even bother Shifty. I'm falling apart. Soon I'll be speaking in incomplete sentences and every word will be in pig-latin jive.
  16. PirateKing

    Why do men "cheat" and stray from their girlfriends?? Answer inside.

    It's in our evolutionary nature to spread our seed among as many women as possible. There, mystery solved.
  17. PirateKing

    Who do you think is the funniest Freeones member?

    I'm all off my game. I can't even spell words right! See? I said right instead of correctly. Even my grammars all wack. How Can I face the few people who look up to me now?
  18. PirateKing

    Who do you think is the funniest Freeones member?

    Look at what this thread has done to our self esteem. I hope you're happy james.
  19. PirateKing

    Who do you think is the funniest Freeones member?

    I give up. Blue likes my comedy though, bless his soul.
  20. PirateKing

    Joss Whedon's "Cabin in the Woods"

    Buffy was the ****. Don't forget it.
  21. PirateKing

    Guns N' Roses-2011

    Apparently I'm going to see them in a couple weeks. I hope they don't stink up the joint.
  22. PirateKing

    Priest: Hell Is Fake And Religion Is About Control

    Are you just mad because he's calling out the ideology that you subscribe to?
  23. PirateKing

    Facials

  24. PirateKing

    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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    Collection of sexy GIFs & Vines

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  28. PirateKing

    Damn it PK, I knew I couldnt trust you.

    I did it for the lulz. And to prove that I could.
  29. PirateKing

    boxing life long passion

    Oh fallhell....
  30. PirateKing

    Hey Ron Paul supporters

    He's just reiterating the whole "I do not approve of what you say but I will defend to the death blah blah blah" The man desperately needs the votes people. Give him a break.
  31. PirateKing

    Ideal Girl

    I like 'em sassy and such. You've got the right stuff. That's not flattery though, just coincidence.
  32. PirateKing

    Killer of 25 up for parole

    But, he's an old guy. I mean, look at him. He's old. You can't just let him out. He's too old!
  33. PirateKing

    Nessa Devil's new tits

    Re: Nessa Devil - new bOObs lgI2ZQVyrBo
  34. PirateKing

    Slowly they will influence every member to bend to my will. My goal is to become king of every...

    Slowly they will influence every member to bend to my will. My goal is to become king of every prefix.
  35. PirateKing

    What does God look like?

    A goat.
  36. PirateKing

    Chinese Women..

    They better be marching toward a kitchen.
  37. PirateKing

    Best car for pick up chicks?

    Try a Volvo. Bitches love Volvos.
  38. PirateKing

    Treat a whore like a lady

    Except for the fatties. Amirite?
  39. PirateKing

    Blonde In Subway Commercials

    That's a cute top. Uh, I mean....hell yeah! I'd like to bang that sweet behind. All night long.
  40. PirateKing

    Birthdays

    Hoorah for Courtney cummz!
  41. PirateKing

    Gnome-shell

    Gtk man, gtk.
  42. PirateKing

    Gnome-shell

    Whatever a gnome-shell is, it sounds cool and I want it.
  43. PirateKing

    Your favorite cancelled TV shows

    I thought it would be supernatural, but now it's like..."damn, they're still making episodes?!". It's entertaining though.
  44. PirateKing

    News Anchor Ruins Christmas

    Don't worry, to the faithful believers she is only a broken cynic. ueVPUsyrT0s Remember ****, no one has been able to prove that Santa isn't real.
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