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Well at least you're not being haughty about it, right?

Linden clearly wanted your cock.

The better question is: why do you care?

I wish pimp ***** Cain hadn't dropped out. This is going to be so boring.

Do not want.

Take my own country and complete phase 1 of Operation: Utopia.

Why do we have to be courteous and proper with them just because it's the holidays?

*buzzes* Who is Michael Bolton?

Dat Adele

I find it odd that he doesn't come around often, but lays this on us of all people. I feel bad, maybe he's trolling or maybe he thinks of us as bretheren. Yeah....I don't feel cool about this.

And why do I not know of her?

Indeed.

Babada boopy? :dunno:

I'll have the #21, 18, 7, & 2 please.

Salami. :yesyes:

Superglue my hands to my head and hang myself from a noose made of cheese wire. My head should come clean off but my hands will still be attached, so it'll look like I tore my own head off. :thumbsup:

Why are you facepalming me? I should be facepalming you. Will E. Worm :facepalm:

He ain't dead, just lying dormant.

The preacher is probably going to say that suicide is a sin and that he should join mass. :baconsalt: He's probably wallowing in his dark room, ****** into his pillow. If he goes out and does something proactive then it will not only make him feel better, he might actually meet a girl.

I don't believe you.

I actually might have a chance at winning this. Can I nom myself?

This guy knows the song. Reps.

He was shot through the heart.

:facepalm: Just take me out of the poll... I **** you all.

Damn doublE posts! Fix this ****!

If you though that was funny... Roflcopter!!! the cat has cheese in it's head!

What a whore.

What a cunt.

People who send me unfunny **** via email/text or make me watch an unfunny movie with them.

Can't Kobe just buy her another ridiculously expensive ring? Let's face it, that marriage was a sham. She saw $$ and status, he saw an unbelievably hot piece of ass.

Welcome to 2011.

Re: tumblr He sure is a tease. At least we can enjoy his tweets

I highly recommend Blackhill sinners.

Why is fallhell using Luke's account?

Re: tumblr We want to follow it.

A PSA to everyone here

No I wouldn't, because I can afford to be picky. Oh wait....

Canadians are such copycats.

I'm flattered to be near the top of this list. I take it as a sign of respect.

I'll be looking forward to the review.

I have some non poisonous food for you to try.

These guys have the right idea.

Who are you again?

Re: Collection of funny GIFs

If that's the best you can do...

GTFO then shithead. We're not here to entertain you, ho!

Well I'm glad I'm not your ******, because then I'd be a megawhore. Like your ***. Good one PK.... Oh yeah? What now?

Nope.