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You've been bamboozled ***.

Machines are the true rulers of the world. There, I said it. We merely exist to create and develop them to the point where they are able to function on their own, then subsequently harvested us for energy.

Double post....for the lulz

Like...reptilian humanoids? He's very garrulous, isn't he? Someone gag him.

He has date-**** face.

U mad Pakistan?

Thank you, Dr. exposition. Where did you get your Medical degree by the way?

I'd go back medeviel times and just go on a decapitating spree as I ride on a black ***** and blast heavy metal/classic rock/modern hits. Become the stuff of legends.

Junk mail isn't limited to the U.S. It's a global issue, which desperately needs to be addressed. An average of 15,000 deaths worldwide per year are linked to junk mail. People either **** themselves or *** down postmen. I read it in Time magazine.

So what you're saying is....we should nuke them?

Cool story bro.

You just spoke a bunch of big words that would indicate otherwise.

No. And if this is a serious question then I'm going to *** in your cereal.

I collect hypothalami and store them in formaldehyde jars, which I keep on my shelf. Nothing that intereting.

What happened to the Food chain? We're supposed to leave insects to the birds and ****.

Next headline: angry housewife castrates husband while he ******.

Hook and Jumanji were pretty good. I can tolerate him when he's serious and to a certain degree when he wants to be humorous. Sometimes when he does an interview he tends to go off on those wild tangents where he wants to demonstrate his sketch comedy and he does this every 30 seconds. I can...

I didn't even think that far. I just want scantily dressed buxom cops.

Better yet, why not merge the adult industry with the police *****?

At least we still have Priya Rai.

1. Is the other man your best friend? 2. Is his name Jessie?

He's stylin now.

I got Sophia. FML. Too soon?

She died. :(

Wherever this interview took place

Thanks! :hatsoff:

This is disturbing to me.

Hytch Cawke. Brilliant. PTA parents overdramatizing things as always.

Two previous times and they still weren't prepared....

"tell me you don't need no diamond ring, and I'll be satisfied. Tell me that you want the kind of things that money just can't buy." Thanks for the rep :glugglug:

Thanks for the rep. I'm pretty proud of that one :1orglaugh

It was a remake, therefore destined to fail.

I believe I prompted the conversation about who qualifies as a man's man which captured her interest and motivated her to post. I am brilliant as always and you two were terrific pawns, so I thank you gents.

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I'm just as surprised as you are.

But...I just made one of you. I was going to give it to you, but forget about it now! Asshole! *Smashes *** sculpture with fist*

I don't even know what that is.

That's what I said, responcibility. (This damn phone)

But who is a man's man in your opinion?

Was it you Anders? Someone's taking responcibility for this.

What The Fuck!?! <---- :cussing: petraaaa! How long should I leave that avy as is just to show I'm a good sport? :o

I'm constantly reinventing myself. I don't even know who I am anymore. Chances are my next avy will be another fanart. It's cool though, man!

I think I'll just go the pornstar route and troll you guys on my interview. Who's your favorite pornstar? That's a tough one. Probably like...jenna jameson. lol What do you like most about porn? The sex. And the cum. lol! What's the craziest thing you've ever done? Well this one time, in band...

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